Line Of The Day

"When people try to argue that guns kill people I always ask them do pencils make mistakes?"

Oh No, They're Getting A Divorce!

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/kim-kardashian-expected-file-divorce-reports-165805125.html

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They're marriage won't even make it past the bet we made here at the Black and Brown Blog.

So Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphires or as I like to call them K&K have filed for divorce. Well she filed and he had no idea it was coming. Most if not everyone are not really surprised by this but how can people start taking Kim seriously? I know most people if they got paid $17 million would get married and file for divorce if it meant a big payday but this is out of control. I said to a guy today hey now she is back on the market and he said "Why would I touch that she probably has herpes." She is now a punchline!

Now I start to think of her as what others think she is, a cum receptacle. Pretty much a cum guzzler that guys use and move on to the next girl, the one they really want to marry. Now you're saying "wait didn't Humphries want to marry her?" Yes he did and look where that got him. Reggie Bush said peace out, Ray J said no way and who knows what happened between her and Miles Austin.

If doing this on a regular basis is cool for her go ahead but she is not 35 and has already been divorced twice already. That is not a good look. But what do I know because you are millions richer and I write about you. So the joke is on me right?

Time To Pick A Sport

http://www.businessinsider.com/bibi-jones-agent-mlb-clients-2011-10

Pornstar Bibi Jones says an agent would use her to meet baseball players so he could sign them as potential clients. She said she slept with about ten of these players and thinks some of those guys signed with the agent. I always said I should play a sport because women LOVE athletes. I can't play a sport to save my life but this article gave me a great idea. Why not become an agent or be friends with an athlete? Not only are they surrounded by girls all the time but if the numbers become too much to handle maybe I get to run the bases. If you know what I mean.

FUS

http://news.yahoo.com/utah-mom-pleads-guilty-virginity-sale-case-183836340.html

This story is the reason why there should be a law banning dumb people from having kids. If not a law there should be a license just like there is for getting married. And the perverts who want to take this girl's virginity or see naked pictures of her are complete tools. This girl first wanted to do it but then realized maybe having sex with guys old enough to be your grandpa is not really a good idea. Bravo to the boyfriend of the lady who turned her in.

FUS= Fucked Up Story

Pregnant Art

http://news.yahoo.com/nyc-artist-plans-birth-performance-art-063307582.html?bouchon=501,ny

We here at the Black and Brown Blog are not very artsy. We know this and don't pretend otherwise but we know somethings that can be considered art. Heidi Klum, a great party and the New York Giants winning the Super Bowl are all works of art. A woman giving birth for the world to see is tough to put into that conversation. Giving birth is great because of the whole cycle of life but come on. Did no one see Knocked Up or all those documentaries on women going into labor in health class? I guess this beats dog poop on a canvas.

Performance art-

A form of theatrical art featuring the activity of the artist and works presented in a variety of media.

 

That definition are for those who might be wondering.

Song Of The Week

There is this tune out there by Morgan Page called In The Air which has been remixed by Mord Fustang. The remix just took this song to a whole another level. Give it a listen and trust me this song will be in your playlist if it is not there already.

Line Of The Day

"You know how there are girls out there who say they are bi-curious and make out with other girls? It's as if they want the steak but don't mind settling for sushi at the moment. Me on the other hand I never wanted to try the steak and will stick with sushi."

Squashing

I saw this and thought what is wrong with some people? Yes there is sexual liberation and all that jazz but one slip and she can crush his chest. I guess this is just like those people who like eating shit out of a cup or like smelling someone's fart that gets them off. I guess its true what they say "different strokes for different folks."

Would You Like Waffles With That Brawl?

The video above is a good reason why I have only been to a Waffle House once and will probably never go back. Most people want to sit down and enjoy a meal not get the crap beat out of them or become the victims of a murder. So to all Waffle Houses until you clean this up you will lose out on my business but lets be serious you were not looking forward to it anyway.

FUS

VERNON, Conn. (AP) - A Connecticut woman is returning to court to face allegations she phoned in bomb threats to banks to prevent her husband from inquiring about their money problems.
     Forty-five-year-old Nicolina McLean of Coventry is to appear in Rockville Superior Court on Monday, after having her first in-depth meeting with her public defender. She hasn't yet entered pleas to three felony threatening charges. Police say McLean hid the loss of her job and money problems
from her husband for nearly a year. When he began noticing the troubles and planned to go to their
bank to ask questions, police say McLean called in bogus bomb threats to two banks in Coventry and another in Mansfield last month. McLean's public defender declined to comment on the allegations. She's being held on $45,000 bail.


So what do you do after losing your job and ran up massive debt that you are hiding from your husband? Well if you had no idea before maybe you can take a cue from the lady above who for a year did not tell her husband she lost her job and the financial trouble they were in. Also why not throw in some fake bomb threats because everyone is going to have a laugh afterwards. Listen crazy lady your not Lucy Arnaz and that only happens on television or the movies. The biggest question I had was how does she keep it away from her husband for so long? Has he not checked their bank statements, records and accounts over the past year? If not than he deserves the financial shit storm coming his way.

FUS= Fucked Up Story

Race Cars Leading The Way

If you don't think that is the coolest thing you have ever seen then you are crazy or just not a fun person to be around. Growing up with Hot Wheels in the house is so awesome and to make a whole track out of it is even better. To be honest this dad has a lot of time on his hands but if you saw the end result you would say it was well worth it. That best part is that it is supposed to help raise money for a charity "Hope for Gabe."

Sexy Lady Of The Week

This week we have the daughter of a great player so she has to be top notch. Paulina Gretzky has made her way onto the blog, daughter of Wayne "Great One" Gretzky. For those who don't know he played hockey in the NHL. She is the oldest of his kids and by the looks of her she is all grown up. She has a music career in the works but even if that does not work out she could always be a model.

Bleacher Report

The Captain vs. Interesting Man

Has anyone seen those commercials with the "The Most Interesting Man in The World" and "Captain Morgan" guys? Of course you have because there on like every other commercial. I keep thinking that they are silently battling with one another to see who will win the hearts, minds, and drink orders for the night. So we have a couple of commercials below and you tell us what is your choice of drink and which commercial is better?

Has anyone ever really had a sip of Dos Equis beer? I don't know of anyone who has.

Sleeping Beast

So I have never done a live interview early in the morning but working early is something I have done. Those early mornings are tough so making fun of Harry Belafonte is not easy. But and you know there was a but coming, he had to know that this was going to be early. Drink some coffee, down a red bull, have someone wake you before the cameras pan over to you while you hibernate. He has been in the game a lot longer than I have and for him not to have a back up plan just leaves me shaking my head.

What About The Kids?

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Everyone likes a good stripper or pornstar, well men do. But do we ever take a step back and think about the damage it will cause to the children of these performers?

What if little Johnny decided to bring in mommy's g-string for show and tell? His mom would definitely be in some hot water but on the bright side he would be the only kid in class he knows what a stripper pole looks like. What if during health class little Suzie asked the teacher does she prefer missionary position or reverse cowgirl? Let's be serious that's a good question and we all would like to know the answer.

The next time you put a dollar bill down a strippers thong or decide to jerkoff to Backdoor Milfs 7 remember there is a kid out there. Yeah, that's it. We can't come up with something witty all the time.

Ryan Gosling Is...

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When this name is uttered around women they began to get a little wet, more horney and more sexually attracted to sed name. No its not the black and brown name they are after it is Ryan Gosling. It reminds me of they way women used to talk about Johnny Depp or Leonardo DiCaprio in their heyday. What are we saying these guys still get it in.

Asking a female friend of ours what made Gosling so attractive and all she could do was recite his name back to as if she were an echo. Then she started to drool, like literally foam at the mouth. Like seriously bitchthere are people around us! The other day on the television someone asked is George Clooney's days over as Mr. Hollywood and is Ryan Gosling ready to take the crown? Clooney has put in years of work and he is ready to take it just like that.

Is it because he is a good actor? Maybe because he has fame and celebrity? Or is it the self-confidence that he oozes that so many women seem to love? We at the Black and Brown Blog are not hating. We just want to know what he does so we can emulate it too. Mr. Gosling if you ever read this which you never will, write a book or host a seminar because we will be the first ones in line.

Song Of The Week

I was perusing through YouTube, yes perusing this week and I found this song which is pretty funny. I never heard of it before but it's amazing how just clicking on one song can lead a person to a whole bunch of others. So this week's song is caled "My Dick" by Mickey Avalon.

Sexy Lady Of The Week

This week's pick comes from halfway around the world. I was talking to a friend of mine and was told about this Indian actress named Ankita Lokhande and how he only watched soap operas because of her. She is new on the acting scene and hits on the web shot up after she made her first appearance. As you can see here at the black and brown blog we try to diversify our portfolio.

PS: She is married but don't fret because there are about a billion people living in India and there is bound to be another good looking lady around.

Crazy Guy Rides The J Train

If you just looked at the title of the blog post you would have said "yeah so what's the big deal?" Well if you watched the video above you realize that in NYC nothing is out of the ordinary. Well this one just might have made you do a double take. A lot pf kids try to surf the train but usually they get off before the it leaves the station but this guy must not have got the memo. And the first thing people do is not contact the train crew but take out their phones and start recording.

PS: You have to love the line "he has done his before, he is a professional." I will have to admit that he really did look like a professional.

Line Of The Day

"The Eagles are 1-4, Jets are 2-3, the Yankees and Phillies lost in the first round of the playoffs. This really must be Christmas."

Song Of The Week

This week's song is by B.O.B ft Rivers Cuomo the lead singer from Weezer and its called Magic. Hopefully this gets your day going but you really don't need it with this nice weather we have been having.

This Is the Greatest Letter Ever Written

http://cavemancircus.com/2011/08/15/ive-posted-this-before-but-it-worth-reposting-again-and-again-the-best-damn-divorce-letter-ever/?utm_source=theslingshot&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=the-best-damn-divorce-letter-ever

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Most people have been there, when you feel lousy after a break up and think there is no hope in sight. Have you ever thought about writing your feelings down on paper? You probably just saw your significant other and couldn't breathe. Maybe you two still slap skins here and there while you try to look for someone new to cuddle with at night. Well this guy decided to tell his ex-wife how he is getting over her. I don't know if this is true or not but this letter is so great that it goes down in the Hall of Fame of letters because this man is a writer. Emily Dickinson who?, Robert Frost, never heard of him, Leo Tolstoy, doesn't he make cookies?  

PS: He smashed any chance of them ever getting back together, literally and figuratively.

Make It Rain

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/chicago/rich-fan-heather-graham-zac-efron-drops-135k-120242065.html?bouchon=602,il

If I had a billion dollars there are a bunch of things I would do. Since I don't I sit back and watch what guys with that type of money do. Apparently spending large amonuts of money in terms of alcohol to stars Heather Graham and Zac Efron is just what this rich Russian billionaire did. The list includes:

Two bottles of Grey Goose: $1,250
Two bottles of Dom Perignon: $2,500
Four bottles of Cristal: $4,000
Three bottles of Laurent Perrier: $4,800

And that's not even the end of it. He even tipped the waitress well.


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PS: I may not be a big time movie star or a man with a lot going for him at the moment but if you could throw me a couple thousand that would really be appreciated.

FUS

http://rivals.yahoo.com/highschool/blog/prep_rally/post/Ohio-player-pricks-foes-in-handshake-line-force?urn=highschool-wp6797

So after a winning a football game this little prick decided to stick it to his opponents. No, really he had a tack in his hand while congratulating the team and sent them to the hospital to get tetanus shots. What is wrong with you? I'm guessing you thought no one would see the blood dripping down their hands. Maybe they would assume the sharp pain they felt was just in their minds and that some clown wasn't trying to injure them after the game. You assumed alright but the only ass here is you.

FUS= Fucked Up Story

Sexy Lady Of The Week

Erin Andrew's is at the top of every guy's list of sexy sideline reporters. And if women were honest with you they would say that she would crack their top ten as well. She is definitely a talented reporter but if she read the alphabet to me I would not even care. Whether it's her body, face, or just smile you really can't go wrong with Ms. Andrews. Many have tried to take the crown and one day she will have to step down but until then you are our sexy lady of the week.

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Body Issue

http://www.thepostgame.com/blog/list/201110/who-will-bare-all-new-body-issue-espn-magazine

For the past couple of years ESPN has decided to have athletes from all over the world bare it all for their magazine. As I was going through the list of the names I thought Hope Solo, no brainer, Steven Jackson probably has a body carved out of granite and then I got to Jose Reyes. It's not that I don't think he is not in shape even though he can't seem to stay healthy for a whole season. But how do they pick which athletes show up in birthday suits for this isssue? Reyes is not one of first guys I would have picked but then again In just write this carppy blog.

PS: Check out tennis pro Vera Zvonareva who not only is working on her Masters in International Economics but is also known to be a hot head at times. Just the way I like them athletic, smart and a bit on the crazy side.

Song Of The Week

Styles P. is probably one of the most underrated rappers in the game today. A friend of mine once asked why is he not more mainstream when he is better then 90% of the rappers out there? I really didn't have an answer for him. But you can check out for yourself if he is underrated by getting his album "Master of Ceremonies" which drops today. Here is a song from that album called "Harsh" featuring Rick Ross and Busta Rhymes.