The Way Women Judge Men

http://m.askmen.com/dating/curtsmith_500/561_the-six-sixes.html

So the link above is supposed to be the criteria by which women judge men. Of course we all know that this could vary from female to female but here are the Six Sixes that they are looking for.

A Six Figure Salary
Last time I checked we were in a recession and unemployment was at around 10%. If you could find someone with a job then you are in luck.

At Least Six Feet Tall
The avergae male is like 5'9'' so unless she is scouting the NBA or her man is okay with wearing stilts this could be a problem.

At Least 600 Horsepower In His Car
A friend of mine looked at this and said "when women learn to drive then we will talk." His words not mine.

A Six-Pack Abdomen
Everyone should strive to be healthy but she better not ask of him what she does not ask of herself.

At Least Six Months Since Last Relationship
Who puts a timetable on breaking up? Now I know who does.

At Least Six Inches Below The Belt
First off not every guy walking this planet is a pornstar or carrying a man shank for a penis. Second, if that's the case then women should have at least C-cup breats, a pretty face, nice legs and a butt you can place a soda can on.

Do you disagree or do you think there should be more tacked on to the current list. Let us know in the comments section below or email us at blknbr@gmail.com.

Happy Hanukkah Day 2

The eight gifts we would like to have for Hanukkah.

8. Scarlett Johansson
7. Different owners for the New York Mets

Line Of The Day

"U know how they say homophobic.. how come ppl who are pro gay are not called homophyllic?

This line came from a person who studied biology in college so please feel free to draw your own conclusions.

FML Of The Day

"Today, I grabbed some lotion to have a good wank. However, I'd got it a bit wrong in my rush to spurt my man-mush into an old gym sock, and had picked up some concentrated bronzer. I now have neon-orange hands and genitals." FML

Wat is dis shit about old gym socks? He deserved it!!

Happy Hanukkah

With the start of Hanukkah beginning as of sunset today and ends on Dec. 28 we wanted to give our eight gifts that we would like over the next week plus. Yes we know that we are not Jewish and in no way are we trying to make fun of the holiday.

8. Scarlett Johansson

Should Rapping Or Singing In Public Be Banned?

Now this guy clearly knows he is not only off tune but making a fool of himself. Imagine sitting on a train after a rough day and having to sit through this even though you just want to relax and get home as quickly as possible. Give him credit though this is funny and now he will be a internet sensation and probably make way more than anybody working a 9-5. Who does not love that?

FML Of The Day

"Today, I found out, that when our son is mad at us, he squeezes the top of his shoulder pimples and sprinkles it on our food." FML

ewwwwww don't fuk with ppls food.