Clooney Gets Married, Sort of

Have you guys seen this commercial with George Clooney getting married to a Norwegian woman? The whole joke is that Clooney has said marriage is something he might never do and here he is planning the honeymoon. I saw a couple of female news anchors talking about this commercial and you could tell they were getting all hot and bothered by it. Thinking maybe one day Clooney will come to his senses and marry them. As one of my friends said "I just want to let you know that I'm not gay just because I talk about Clooney so much." He even has men thinking about switching teams. You sir are a pimp.

Song of the Week

I will admit I did not know about Childish Gambino until a friend of mine posted something about him on Facebook last week. Ever since then I can't stop listening to his music. Most of you might know him as Troy from the NBC show "Community" or his real name Donald Glover and the host of the MTV Woodies last year. This guy is also a comedian which pretty means I should be doing  better things with my time than writing this post. His album drops on November 15 and he has a tour to promote it this fall. Here are some songs that I hope you will like.

PETA Porn

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44568691/ns/technology_and_science-tech_and_gadgets/t/peta-launch-porn-site-name-animal-rights/

When first reading this I thought porn is great but what does PETA know about it? They are just going to put out that sloppy, PG rated and softcore stuff. Then I started to think how many over-weight, disgusting looking PETA females have I ever seen? None. And most of them like to strip down to their birthday suits anyway so the next step is having sex. Since sex sells they are more than happy to show what there momma gave them. I just hope they don't do any of that beastility type porn. I know they are animal lovers but not many people want to see you make love to animals.

The only people to be against this proposed site so far have been women. What a shock.

Red Bulls Baby!



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 Over the weekend a friend and I went to our first New York Red Bulls soccer game against the Portland Timbers in New Jersey. I know, but a New York team playing in New Jersey is nothing new.

We got to the game late and missed the whole first half  because traffic was crazy and we also got lost on our way there. The Red Bulls were up 1-0 so it wasn't that bad. After finding our seats we noticed on the opposite side which was where the supporters section was (think student section) was pretty lively. It had been a while since both of us had been to a soccer game since college and we were pretty impressed. But then he reminded that in places like Mexico, South America, and Europe this is a daily occurrence at every game. At times it felt like there was an earthquake because of all the shaking and banging. "That's what she said." I promise that is the first and last time I use that. The game ended in a 2-0 victory for the Bulls after a penalty kick midway through the second half.

It was a pretty cool experience but I don't see soccer becoming a big sport in this country for sometime.

FUS

Delaware County Police

Women suposedly frisky and depressesd at weddings. But I thought that only referred to women who were single or not married. First you get into a fight with your husband and take some swings at him. After locking yourself in a car you proceed to spray breast milk at the cops. What were you thinking? If you are a mom I would suggest cutting back on the tequila shots and wine beacuse you are not in college anymore. If you do want to partake in those then do so when you can handle them. A drunk mom is not sexy, it's just embarrassing.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2011/06/27/2011-06-27_ohio_woman_stephanie_robinette_sprayed_police_with_breast_milk_after_fight_with_.html

FUS= Fucked Up Story

Tom Brady Lies to the Media

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Tom-Brady-admits-he-doesn-8217-t-tell-the-truth?urn=nfl-wp7691

Tom Brady does not tell the media the whole truth, oh no! When I read this all I could think was he is right for never saying anyhting. There are times when a player says something it gets twisted and disected not only by fans, the media but by blogs as well (my bad Brady.) This is also coming from the man who has been to four Super Bowls, won three of them, a two-time NFL MVP and a future Hall of Famer. Let's just say he knows what he is saying or not saying.

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                                        Oh yeah and he is married to a supermodel.

7 Minutes in Heaven #6

Actress Patricia Clarkson pays a visit to the closet in this episode. I know she is a great actress but she seemed to really be into Michael O'Brien or it could have been the wine talking. Either way he finally gets to pucker up to a receptive set of lips.

After watching this I could see why there is so much of a craze with older woman and young guys.