Monday, October 31, 2011
Line Of The Day
"When people try to argue that guns kill people I always ask them do pencils make mistakes?"
Oh No, They're Getting A Divorce!
http://omg.yahoo.com/news/kim-kardashian-expected-file-divorce-reports-165805125.html
They're marriage won't even make it past the bet we made here at the Black and Brown Blog.
So Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphires or as I like to call them K&K have filed for divorce. Well she filed and he had no idea it was coming. Most if not everyone are not really surprised by this but how can people start taking Kim seriously? I know most people if they got paid $17 million would get married and file for divorce if it meant a big payday but this is out of control. I said to a guy today hey now she is back on the market and he said "Why would I touch that she probably has herpes." She is now a punchline!
Now I start to think of her as what others think she is, a cum receptacle. Pretty much a cum guzzler that guys use and move on to the next girl, the one they really want to marry. Now you're saying "wait didn't Humphries want to marry her?" Yes he did and look where that got him. Reggie Bush said peace out, Ray J said no way and who knows what happened between her and Miles Austin.
If doing this on a regular basis is cool for her go ahead but she is not 35 and has already been divorced twice already. That is not a good look. But what do I know because you are millions richer and I write about you. So the joke is on me right?
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They're marriage won't even make it past the bet we made here at the Black and Brown Blog.
So Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphires or as I like to call them K&K have filed for divorce. Well she filed and he had no idea it was coming. Most if not everyone are not really surprised by this but how can people start taking Kim seriously? I know most people if they got paid $17 million would get married and file for divorce if it meant a big payday but this is out of control. I said to a guy today hey now she is back on the market and he said "Why would I touch that she probably has herpes." She is now a punchline!
Now I start to think of her as what others think she is, a cum receptacle. Pretty much a cum guzzler that guys use and move on to the next girl, the one they really want to marry. Now you're saying "wait didn't Humphries want to marry her?" Yes he did and look where that got him. Reggie Bush said peace out, Ray J said no way and who knows what happened between her and Miles Austin.
If doing this on a regular basis is cool for her go ahead but she is not 35 and has already been divorced twice already. That is not a good look. But what do I know because you are millions richer and I write about you. So the joke is on me right?
Wednesday, October 26, 2011
Time To Pick A Sport
http://www.businessinsider.com/bibi-jones-agent-mlb-clients-2011-10
Pornstar Bibi Jones says an agent would use her to meet baseball players so he could sign them as potential clients. She said she slept with about ten of these players and thinks some of those guys signed with the agent. I always said I should play a sport because women LOVE athletes. I can't play a sport to save my life but this article gave me a great idea. Why not become an agent or be friends with an athlete? Not only are they surrounded by girls all the time but if the numbers become too much to handle maybe I get to run the bases. If you know what I mean.
Pornstar Bibi Jones says an agent would use her to meet baseball players so he could sign them as potential clients. She said she slept with about ten of these players and thinks some of those guys signed with the agent. I always said I should play a sport because women LOVE athletes. I can't play a sport to save my life but this article gave me a great idea. Why not become an agent or be friends with an athlete? Not only are they surrounded by girls all the time but if the numbers become too much to handle maybe I get to run the bases. If you know what I mean.
Tuesday, October 25, 2011
FUS
http://news.yahoo.com/utah-mom-pleads-guilty-virginity-sale-case-183836340.html
This story is the reason why there should be a law banning dumb people from having kids. If not a law there should be a license just like there is for getting married. And the perverts who want to take this girl's virginity or see naked pictures of her are complete tools. This girl first wanted to do it but then realized maybe having sex with guys old enough to be your grandpa is not really a good idea. Bravo to the boyfriend of the lady who turned her in.
FUS= Fucked Up Story
This story is the reason why there should be a law banning dumb people from having kids. If not a law there should be a license just like there is for getting married. And the perverts who want to take this girl's virginity or see naked pictures of her are complete tools. This girl first wanted to do it but then realized maybe having sex with guys old enough to be your grandpa is not really a good idea. Bravo to the boyfriend of the lady who turned her in.
FUS= Fucked Up Story
Pregnant Art
http://news.yahoo.com/nyc-artist-plans-birth-performance-art-063307582.html?bouchon=501,ny
We here at the Black and Brown Blog are not very artsy. We know this and don't pretend otherwise but we know somethings that can be considered art. Heidi Klum, a great party and the New York Giants winning the Super Bowl are all works of art. A woman giving birth for the world to see is tough to put into that conversation. Giving birth is great because of the whole cycle of life but come on. Did no one see Knocked Up or all those documentaries on women going into labor in health class? I guess this beats dog poop on a canvas.
Performance art-
We here at the Black and Brown Blog are not very artsy. We know this and don't pretend otherwise but we know somethings that can be considered art. Heidi Klum, a great party and the New York Giants winning the Super Bowl are all works of art. A woman giving birth for the world to see is tough to put into that conversation. Giving birth is great because of the whole cycle of life but come on. Did no one see Knocked Up or all those documentaries on women going into labor in health class? I guess this beats dog poop on a canvas.
Performance art-
Song Of The Week
There is this tune out there by Morgan Page called In The Air which has been remixed by Mord Fustang. The remix just took this song to a whole another level. Give it a listen and trust me this song will be in your playlist if it is not there already.
Monday, October 24, 2011
Line Of The Day
"You know how there are girls out there who say they are bi-curious and make out with other girls? It's as if they want the steak but don't mind settling for sushi at the moment. Me on the other hand I never wanted to try the steak and will stick with sushi."
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