Thursday, December 29, 2011
The Wingwoman
All of you have heard of the wingman and his duties. He can help his buddy get laid, work a group a women to make his buddy look better and most importantly play defense when he has to fend off the annoying friend who wants to go home early. But there is a new phenomena sweeping bars and lounges all across the world, the wingwoman.
The wingwoman can do things that a wingman can't do. She can diffuse a sitaution in which you look like the creep in the corner just ogling a group of women. She can make you actually look like a functional human being that you really are not. Also tell me one woman that won't feel a bit more comfortable talking to a sexy woman than your buddy who might be drooling all over himself at the moment with Cheetos stains on his shirt?
Unfortunately many men don't have too many good looking female friends they can turn to. And the ones they can turn to might be the ones they want to sleep with. You could turn to an agency a pay for a wingwoman but that's $100-$400 that you could spend getting trashed with your buddies and giving them one more shot. What are friends for?
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