This Is The Only Way Mark Sanchez And Tim Tebow Can Make This Work

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You might say, "Duh, the only way this could work is if they win football games." Well of course that's one way but let us think out of the box for a second. These men both play in the NFL, play in New York (sorry Jersey), and are both in their twenties. So when all that is added up you get the perfect wingmen.

I don't know much, well actauly I know very little but what I do know is that these two men are in the prime of their sex-drive years. I know women that start breathing harder and panting like dogs whenever Sanchez's face is plastered on the televsion screen. I don't know if I should call 911 or get out the room and let her go to work. And yes I am well aware that Tebow is a virgin and is not looking to give it up until he is married but that just makes him an even better wingman.

Women will want to be the first ones to take it away and that lucky lady will have bragging rights no person could take away. They don't even gave to go to bars, clubs or places of that nature. If Sanchez could suck it up they can go to churches, restauarants or wherever it is Tebow goes in his spare time.

Well this ever happen? Probably not but if the Jets are smart they will look into this because it's Super Bowl or bust this year. Or was that last year or maybe the year before. You get the point.