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http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/pennsylvania-woman-accused-poisoning-man-visine-eyedrops-tells-police-wanted-attention-article-1.1134427


This broad gives women everywhere a bad name. Actually let me rephrase that, this broad gives sane women everywhere a bad name. I have never been in love but usually when you want someone's attention I don't know you might call them more, hang out with them or try getting their attention in some positive form or another. I don't think poisoning a person you like or love makes any sense. But what do I know? I just write a blog about stupid people doing stupid things everyday. I wonder if women read this article and said this dumb broad just ruined it for us again?

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http://www.komonews.com/news/local/Woman-in-hot-pink-duct-tape-attacks-injures-3-cops-152214775.html

I wish I could have seen this in person because it just seemed like it was quite a spectacle. This was just another normal day in Seattle. Lady running around naked attacking police officers in her path. Then as I read this further it dawns on me that she was able to injure these cops. Whatever happened to knocking her to the ground and placing cuffs on her? She definitely had to be on steriods or something. Some of you might disagree but in this case police brutality might have been warranted.

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http://news.yahoo.com/dentist-ex-girlfriend-hell-turns-hoax-213209078.html

So last week I made fun of a guy for going to a dentist who was also his ex-girlfriend. Now it appears that that was all a hoax and it never happened. I guess the FUS this week is on me for getting caught up in the hype and pretty much throwing this guy under the bus. If he was real he definitely deserved to have all his teeth pulled out. Sorry fake dude for making fun of you in a fake story and applauding your fake girlfriend. Oh well what can you do?

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So as I was reading this story I was thinking it is true what they say "crack is wack." This lady is a prime candidate for crackheads anonymous and would probably be the poster child for why drugs are not cool. But then I read further and realized this woman not only is a stripper but also sold hot dogs things hit the fan. First off, where, no forget that, why is she stripping? If she applies for a job at a strip club you turn her away because you have to think of your patrons. Just think of the customer service complaints. What is it with these moms tanning too much or stripping past their prime? You read it hear first those kids are going to need a therapist when they grow up, if they haven't gone to one already.

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2136265/Dentist-Anna-Mackowiak-pulled-ALL-boyfriend-Marek-Olszewski-s-teeth-dumped-her.html?ICO=most_read_module&fb_source=message

You might read this story and say "wow that guy got screwed over." You mighyt even think that I will agree with your assessment of this crazy story but that's not going to happen. Why would this guy go back to a dentist that used to be his girlfriend that he dumped for another woman? At that point I'm looking for another dentist even if it's in another city. Oh yeah and after she pulled out all your teeth your current girl dumped you, I could have figured that out.

The Sun

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WABC

This is why people should have to take a test or obtain a license to be a parent. This woman above decided not only was she going to tan until she was literally bronze in the face but she has been accused of letting her five-year-old daughter enter a tanning booth as well. I hope this is not the case because turning her kid into a Jersey Shore wannabe at the ripe old age of five is not a good look. Tell me that picture above does not scream mother of the year?


http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/05/02/11500434-new-jersey-tanning-mom-denies-charges-of-child-endangerment?ocid=ansmsnbc11

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http://www.news.com.au/weird-true-freaky/man-left-crying-in-the-street-after-being-trapped-by-german-nymphomaniac/story-e6frflri-1226343287504

This is not your usual wacky story but it is one nonetheless. So this German lady left a man crying in the streets after she as he put it tried to "kill me with sex." Most guys would be happy with a woman who loves to have sex and won't stop until she gets enough but be careful what you wish for. This is not her first rodeo as she did this to man she picked up last month. She could go all night but these guys needed a gatordae break and some rest for their manhood. There is so much thrusting and tugging a man can take.

The Chive

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http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/california-teen-leaves-school-moves-former-teacher-123519629--abc-news.html

So let me get this straight. This teacher and his former student just decided to start dating after she turned 18. He leaves his wife and kids and she just up and leaves school and they think this is on the up and up. We are not stupid and don't act like you were not giving her the business in the back seat of your car. Hey buddy you're 41-years-old and you can kiss Teacher of the Year goodbye. I love her quote " He's my best friend. I mean, he's more than just a lover." Don't worry after he goes to prison he will have many, many more lovers.

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2105339/Laura-Maggi-Le-Cafe-Busty-barmaid-serves-drinks-skimpy-outfits.html?ICO=most_read_module

So this women has been running a bar for about 8 years and business was not that great. So a light bulb goes off and she decides to start dressing up, really she starts dressing down and wearing skimpy outfits. So of course the women in town were not too happy with their husbands and boyfriends finding another reason to drink and frequent this establishment. And to top it of the mayor, who is a woman said the bar is perfectly legit but won't let her husband go there. Need I say more?

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http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-31749_162-57381646-10391698/pierre-casiraghi-prince-of-monaco-hurt-in-nyc-bar-fight/

Life must be pretty good  for a prince. You get to enter all the clubs and hotspots most people can't, travel the world on the royal dime and probably date women I could only dream of. But I guess that's not enough because you had to get into a bar fight. Seriously? A bar fight is one of the last things you should be getting into and what makes this worst is that you got your ass kicked up and down the bar. Welcome to NYC! I hope you enjoyed your visit.

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http://newsone.com/nation/crime/ruthlogan/judge-orders-joseph-bray-wife-dat/

So what do most men do when their girlfriend's or wife's birthdays or some important anniversary comes along? Well after being reminded they rush out and try to make it up because that's the right thing to do. Well for some idiots that is just not something they look forward to doing. So if it's an annoyance to remember her birthday why are you a married asshole? Find someone else to love your sorry self and listen to you reminiscence about your Letterman jacket from high school. Oh wait you can't, there is a reason for that. You're pretty lucky the judge didn't throw you in jail and have someone there love you and trust me they would love you long time.

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http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/01/29/north-carolina-man-charged-with-biting-cop-during-arrest/?test=latestnews&fb_source=message

Call me crazy but when the cops arrive at your home to respond to a domestic disturbance you might not want to do anything stupid. Well that pretty much went out the window when this idiot decided to turn into Cujo and bite the cop as if he was a slab of meat. You went from a misdemeanor to a felony, correct me if I'm wrong because a lawyer I'm not but that sounds like trouble. Good luck in prison and the only advice I can give you is don't drop the soap.

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http://finance.yahoo.com/news/10-american-products-arent-american-133000946.html

I know we manufacture less in this country and outsource more but after reading the list above I don't know what to think. I never heard of American Girl Dolls but by the name you would think they were made in this country, well you would be very, very wrong. As we decided to put this story up all we could think was "wow we really dont make anything!!! Some of these had us fooled!"

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http://www.wmur.com/r/30037563/detail.html

So what do you do when you are trying to hide drugs from the police? Do you decide this is not the life for you and quit because drugs are bad for you? Or get your younger brother to eat cocaine out of your ass because it you are the smartest person in the world? If you picked the latter you are right. This clown convinced his brother to eat the cocaine out of his asshole  and in the process it killed him. Not only is he looking at drug charges but now you're a killer as well.

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http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2011/08/16/2011-08-16_texas_man_attacks_bites_woman_while_claiming_to_be_a_vampire_he_said_he_needed_t.html

So this idiot in Texas starts biting and hitting a woman after entering into her apartment. When police arrived this asshole decides to tell him the reason why he attcked the woman. This is word for word I kid you not "I'm a vampire, and I've been alive for over 500 years." Are you fucking kidding me! 'Twilight' is a series of books and movie, Vampire Weekend is a band, 'Interview With the Vampire' is a movie you on the other hand are a complete waste of time. A friend of mine once said  "Nothing really good comes out of Texas anymore," and you just proved that point.

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http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/blog/dr_saturday/post/Mike-Gundy-sued-for-allegedly-firing-contractor-?urn=ncaaf-wp4909

People still don't realize that Mike Gundy "is a man" and he won't take any crap from anybody. The head football coach at Oklahoma State is being sued becuase the contractor he paid to work on his house was fired for wearing the wrong attire. Now ladies and gentleman what type of attire does a contractor wear to a day of work? a pair of jeans perhaps? Maybe a t-shirt? Or nothing at all? All those would have been better solutions than this. This clown decideds to wear the in-state rival Oklahoma's polo to work. Is it a bit uncalled for Gundy to curse him out, maybe but don't disrespect the man in his house when he is paying you. This contractor has the audacity to say he was dressing in the dark. How about you invest in something called a lightbulb and where is Thomas Edison when you need him? Sorry buddy not only are you out of money but you have just forced me to play a clip from the past.

If the suspense is killing you skip to the 55 second mark of the video.

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http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_crime/2011/08/11/2011-08-11_buttslasher_strikes_again_man_who_slices_shopping_women_with_boxcutter_nabs_3_mo.html

Some nut job in Virginia is going around cutting woman and teen girls on the butt with what appears to be a box cutter. What is it with these perverts and degenerates who think it is much more easier to get close to a woman by groping her or assaulting her? In New York City this teenage boy kept going around groping woman he saw in public until he was he was finally caught this past week. This kid is like four foot nothing and probably couldn't fight my little cousin.Guys you need to realize that if you  grope, cut, or just go around being socially awkward with woman it won't get you anywhere. If you can't grow a pair and ask a girl out hit the strip club or find a prostitute. The latter may not be legal but at least your prison sentence won't have you changing your name to Tiffany and braiding some guys hair.

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http://www.foxnews.com/health/2011/08/11/olive-garden-diners-in-north-carolina-exposed-to-hepatitis/

An Olive Garden down in North carolina has had to vaccinate a bunch of their cutomers becuase one of the servers has Hepatitis A.

I have only been to an Olive Garden once and it wasn't that bad. Its your run of the mill chain restaurant type food. If I went here though flipping out is not the word I would use. How about fucking flipping out, going bat crazy and praying that there is no way in hell that anybody contracted this disease. What if it comes back that a person did contract it? That lawsuit will start at $100 million and probably keep going up.

I wonder how the restaurant found out the employee had Hepatitis?

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http://finance.yahoo.com/news/Wall-Street-falls-as-fear-rb-645618736.html?x=0

This is more like a FUS for the past four of five years but it just keeps getting worst. After yesterday's rebound stocks have really taken a dip today and pretty much everybody is running to the bank taking money out faster then you could say "double-dip recession."

As much as home sales are in the crapper, unemployement is pretty shitty and the economy is well you know. We just put our heads in the sand and just wait for things to get better or just do what most people do, pray to whoever you pray to and hope it gets better.

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Today we did not put much effort into the FUS so bear with us.

Brown man for some reason keeps telling me that Boston Red Sox catcher Jarrod Saltalamacchia's name sounds like "salt on my cockyia." Does it sound like that? Yes. Was it necessary for me to know this? Not really. But now you know this and do with it what you will.