Showing posts with label dating. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dating. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Dating Is Tough, So You Have To Play To Your Strengths

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Let me start out by saying that most of us fall into the 99% of people out there. The 1% is comprised of Megan Fox, George Clooney, Ryan Gosling and Jessica Alba to name a few. If you fall into the latter category you have nothing to worry about but for the rest of you playing to your strengths should be your main objective.

Being single can be tough for many people out there. It's a jungle and you have to take every advantage you are given. As I was out one time a friend said "the only reason they want you is because your black." I looked at him and said so what? I will take any advantage I can get right now. Blake Griffin won the slam dunk contest because he played to his strength which is jumping over NBA defenders and cars. How did Adele win so many Grammys you say? Well because, you guessed it used her singing voice to her advantage. 

Your job is to scout out the situation and see what you can use to your advantage. If you see women on the dance floor and you got moves like Jagger then rock on. If you are a female and have amazing breasts you better be ready to show the goods. If you have your strengths play to them because if you don't someone else will.

Sunday, July 31, 2011

Is This the Only Answer?

http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-attempted-suicide-caught-on-tape,0,3068016.story

This man was so depressed after getting dumped by his girlfriend that he decided the only way to cure a broken heart was to jump off of a building.

Unfortunately for him police and fire deparment officials were quick to react and were able to rescue him.

Was breaking up with her really that bad that you had to try and take your life? Or he probably couldn't live without the golden vagina that people have been talking about. That is the only way to explain this.

Thursday, July 28, 2011

Asking People Out through Youtube

Since Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake were asked out on Youtube by those who serve in our Armed Forces there have been a plethora of others who have tried their hand in this arena.

Stars such as Betty White, Miley Cyrus and now recently Scarlett Johansson have been asked out.

Now the guy down the street with no social skills thinks he has a shot with the hot waitress who works at his local restaurant and the girl who has a pizza pie for a face thinks the newly single George Clooney will give her a shot.

There is nothing wrong with trying to ask a girl or guy out but no what was once a novel idea has now become everybody's choice way to get attention.But people let us all reasonable and not go overboard.