Party Spot

We have a new feature to this blog and it's called Party Spot. We will try to bring you a new bar, club or lounge that we plan to visit or have already visited. No we are not getting paid for it but if anyone out there is willing to donate funds that would be much obliged.

With this being New Year's weekend many people have already chosen where they will go. For those still deciding Kiss and Fly located in the Meatpacking District is still open. Yes it is a pricey but if the world ends next year you could say you live it up before then. Friends of the blog will be heading over there but it's not like you will recognize them so don't even bother introducing yourself.

Line Of The Day

"I feel like robbing you..."

This was said to me by a friend of mine. Some friends I have.

Happy New Year

The blog will be going on hiatus for the New Year's weekend. Have fun this weekend but most importantly be safe and stay focused. See you next week.

FML Of The Day

"Today, I found out my boyfriend has been using my moisturiser as lube when he wanks. It's $90 per bottle." FML

She deserves it for having a $90 lotion.

The Wingwoman

All of you have heard of the wingman and his duties. He can help his buddy get laid, work a group a women to make his buddy look better and most importantly play defense when he has to fend off the annoying friend who wants to go home early. But there is a new phenomena sweeping bars and lounges all across the world, the wingwoman.

The wingwoman can do things that a wingman can't do. She can diffuse a sitaution in which you look like the creep in the corner just ogling a group of women. She can make you actually look like a functional human being that you really are not. Also tell me one woman that won't feel a bit more comfortable talking to a sexy woman than your buddy who might be drooling all over himself at the moment with Cheetos stains on his shirt?

Unfortunately many men don't have too many good looking female friends they can turn to. And the ones they can turn to might be the ones they want to sleep with. You could turn to an agency a pay for a wingwoman but that's $100-$400 that you could spend getting trashed with your buddies and giving them one more shot. What are friends for?

Line Of The Day

"I like the holiday themed porn.. it's a nice touch."

Sh** Black Girls Say/Sh** Girls Say

Check out these two videos in which two guys impersontae women. It will definitely make you laugh but don't take my word for it just waych. Don't worry there will be something coming out about Sh** Boys Say/Sh** Black Boys Say. Don't forget where you heard it first.