FML Of The Day

"Today, I was looking through my roomates room trying to find a dvd, when I stumbled upon a bundle of pictures of me, showering and sleeping." FML

That's harassment.

FML Of The Day

"Today, I decided not to wear any makeup. I got told 13 times at work that I looked ill." FML

That is why you shouldn't overdo it.

Line Of The Day

The way were going the next time we are going to hang out is at one of our funerals. Unless of course one of us is working that day.

BNB 78 Vagina Bleach

FML Of The Day

Today, I came home from work to find my kids playing Frisbee with my collection of rare, valuable vinyl records. The term "Smash hit record"took on a whole new meaning." FML

Damn that sucks!

Underground Wednesday

This week we got another rapper from the west coast who goes by the name of Kendrick Lamar. He has a new song out called "The Recipe" ft Dr. Dre off of his forthcoming album Good Kid in a Mad City. Just sit back and give this tune a listen.

FML Of The Day

"Today, it was snowing, and the campus looked just lovely. I sat on a nearby window ledge to enjoy the view. I was joined by a girl who looked fascinated as well, so I decided to make small talk. She nodded, smiled wistfully, and said, "There's herpes in the air today." FML

Really? I don't really get it.

BNB 77 You Are The Father!

Song Of The Week

The brown man comes through with another song this week called Meyyana Inbam. And we discussed how 99.9% of you out there won't understand the lyrics to this song. It is supposed to be a dance/pop song so give it a listen and who knows you might like it. Also watch how they get down in this music video.

FML Of The Day

"Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend." FML

Sounds about right.

BNB 76 Dumb Bank Robbers

FML Of The Day

"Today, I discovered something more dangerous than drivers who text: drivers who break your car windows with a bat while stopped at a red light." FML

I bet this happened in New York City

FML Of The Day

"Today, I witnessed a car accident. Being an experienced paramedic, I rushed to the scene to see if anyone needed help. As I assessed the people involved, one of them pick-pocketed me." FML

Smh

FML Of The Day

"Today, my friend was waiting outside the store while I bought a newspaper. Through the window, I saw two guys getting physical with him, so I went outside and they took off. I muttered, "Yeah, I thought so." They then turned around and beat the crap out of us." FML

LMAO

Sexy Lady Of The Week

I tell this story to whoever wants to listen and if you don't I will tell it anyway. A year ago I was walking around and happen to see a familiar face on the street. This person was wearing a miniskirt and was kind of tall. At first I thought that's a hot looking lady and realized the blonde hair had been replaced by a brunette. It was actress Malin Akerman and I tell you movies and television don't do her justice. If movie companies want to make money they might as well have her visit every home in the country because that will definitely bump up ticket sales. If you don't believe me check out the picture below but sadly that just won't cut it.

AP

FML Of The Day

"Today, I found out my boyfriend and I have more in common than I thought. We both are sexually attracted to men." FML

Haha, 3-way?

BNB 75 China's Virgin Boy Eggs

Line Of The Day

"Was Hitler on the "Time Magazine" cover?"

That was after I was told by the same person that Jeremy Lin and Tim Tebow made the "Time Magazine Most Influential 100." I still have no idea how Hitler follows those two.

Underground Wednesday

This week we have California native Kid Ink who has been on the scene dropping mixtapes before but he is primed to add his name to the next crop of young rappers. So here is his first single "Time Of Your Life" off of his debut album "Up & Away" which I have not been able to stop listening to. By the way the female in this video is a little hottie if I may say so.

FML Of The Day

"Today, I had to put one of my preschool students in timeout for masturbating during nap time." FML

Didn't think that would be possible.

BNB 74 Naked Museum Tour

BNB 73 Tim Tebow Press Conference

Song Of The Week

The song of the week is from Gotye featuring Kimbra called "Somebody That I Used To Know." They just played out in California at the Coachella Musical Festival and this song was #1 for the YouTube top 100 for 2011. So shout-out to the brown man for suggesting this song and check out the cool video.

FML Of The Day

"Today, I played a game with my boyfriend. The point of the game is to write down everything you like about someone. I put down at least ten things for him. He had one thing down for me, my boobs." FML

Sounds about right.

BNB 72 Jobless And Footless

BNB 71 Naked Auto Show

FML Of The Day

"Today, I found out that if a cop asks you if you have any weapons, and you reply by saying "only these guns" while flexing your biceps, they won't take it very well. And neither will the cops down at the station." FML

Haha, he tried.

BNB 70 Dying In Style

BNB 69 Sausage Leads To Prison

Song Of The Week

April 2 was Marvin Gaye's birthday so we decided to have his song the featured song of the week. Don't forget to get his 40th anniversary release of his album "What's Going On" which was released last year. Some might call him one of the original panty droppers. Here he is singing the National Anthem.

FML Of The Day

"Today, I wore my new Brazilian thong bikini to the pool for the first time. I was lying face down feeling so sexy, until flies started buzzing my butt." FML

That's nasty.

BNB 68 Tebowing All The Way To The Jets

Line Of The Day

"Next to man, the porpoise is the most intelligent creature on Earth. WTF is a porpoise?"

BNB 67 Woman Raping Man

FML Of The Day

"Today, I found out that when people in my apartment complex warn their kids about strangers, they use me as the example." FML


He's that guy.