"Today, my girlfriend and I reconciled after having a huge fight last week. We went out drinking, and things got pretty intense, so we went back to my place. We made it to the bedroom, but somewhere between her taking off my shirt and me taking off her pants, we both passed out." FML
This is a lesson to all of you, drink in moderation if you plan on getting laid or you might end up like these two.
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