It’s the Missed Connections Critic here, teaming up with my good friends at Black and Brown. I have my own blog here (hyperlink: http://missedyounot.com/), but as you can see, it’s been a while since I’ve posted anything. I usually rate Missed Connections posts, but on Sundays I just like to pick ones that can speak for themselves. Here’s a Philadelphia post to give you an idea:
Some Pig - w4m - 29 (Lionville)
I was driving by and couldn't help but notice your sexy eyes. They glistened like diamonds strewn across a blue blanket. You were in a pig suit advertising $7.99 haircuts at the Super Cuts. I was sitting at the light right next to you. You were focused on the other side of the road, but when you turned it was like an 80s movie. Slow motion, Hungry Eyes by Eric Carmen began to play, and then you made eye contact with those introspective pig eyes. You waved directly at me and then pointed to your $7.99 haircut sign. In that moment I really felt we had made a connection.
I'd love to get to know you and, if you could, bring that pig suit and a side of bacon.
I'd love to get to know you and, if you could, bring that pig suit and a side of bacon.
This has ruined Dirty Dancing for me forever. How so? Well, imagine this scene:
Now think of that, except everyone is now wearing the pig mask from Saw:
I rest my case.
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