Monday, March 18, 2013

Cheese or A BlowJob, You Decide?

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My roommate posed this question to me the other day and I thought what a stupid question. Now to most of you this is a no brainer but as I thought about it, it just made me think of all the products that contain cheese and all of it's awesome properties.

Put it like this I know this kid that is lactose intolerant and still eats chocolate cake, drinks milk and eats pizza. I mean when he does he makes sure to notify the authorities and all the bathrooms in the area because he is about to explode afterwards. It just goes to show the power of cheese.

No guy wants a bad blowjob. I mean if you get one you try to forget it by drinking yourself to sleep or crying because she or he (we don't judge here) bit your battering ram or pretended like they had never seen anythng like it before.

I still have not made my decision but I'm leaning closer and closer to cheese because women can get you angry but a great sandwich will never disappoint.

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