Lazy Sunday Post- Missed Connections

Great reasons not to litter: 1) it makes you look like an asshole and 2) a large, angry man might call you out on it.

Sorry I made you piss your pants - m4w - 36 (Marlboro, MA)

To the woman in front of me at Dunkie's this morning.

Sorry I freaked out on you, but when I see a disgusting animal such as yourself throw your old iced coffee cup out the window it enrages me. I'm sorry that I didn't realize you were a small framed woman before I picked up your cup and knocked on your window asking if you had dropped something. I'm sorry that besides needing a car wash after I dumped your old ice coffee on your windshield, that you also seemed that you were going to need a new pair of pants because it looked like you pissed yourself when such a large man was screaming at you through your closed window. Don't worry though, even though you sped off without getting your new coffee, the woman at the window thanked me for giving a shit that dirt bags like you think you can trash our planet without anyone calling you on it.

FYI, I wouldn't go back to that Dunkie's again, they are watching for you and I can only hope they spit in your coffee from now on.