Public Service Announcement

                                                                       

We were told a few days or so about a story and that we had to make a public service announcement to men out there. It seems like men are flat out doing more stupid things than usual to get laid nowadays. And that's saying something.

1) Don't rent an apartment or buy a house with a women. This could only lead to issues and problems down the line. You may say "well I'm not sleeping with her and I don't plan to." Yeah come back to me in a few months and tell me how you're penis and her vagina are making out. And if she is not boning you she will be brining guys over who will. Imagine as you are trying to go to sleep at night you hear from the other room "God damn this is the best dick I have ever had!" Then you have to move out and find a new place, which will cause your wallet and self-esteem to shrink.

2) If you don't plan on making her your girlfriend or marrying her please don't move in with her. You can still find a guy to be your roommate and bring her over to lay the pipe too. Trust me it will save you money and having to drink away your sorrows at the end of the day.

3) Don't move into a one-bedroom with her. Imagine when you bring a girl home and she brings a guy home. How do you decide who get's the bed? Do you flip a coin or play two out of three rock-paper-scissors? Imagine how awkward that is going to be. Guys will bang a woman anywhere but you bring her back for the bed not the couch. Am I wrong?

Unfortunately these are all true stories and hopefully this will knock some common sense into men out there.