Kim Kardashian To Marry Kris Humphries Tomorrow

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2027993/Kim-Kardashian-wedding-Bride-bes-row-Kris-Humphries-rehearsal.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

We here at the Black and Brown Blog would like to congratulate the future couple on their wedding and many many happy years together. Now that we got that out of the way...

We also commend Kris Humpries because not many men can do what he is doing rigth now. To show you why we bring you the reasons most men would not marry Kim Kardashian:

1- Almost half of America and some small cities in Asia and Africa have seen the Kim Kardashian sex tape.

2- Kim's last three boyfriends were more famous than Kris when they started going out with her.

3- Her past boyfriends were "packing major heat." For clarification see reason number one.

4- She was married once before.

5- Every guy who is around her or sees her will want to bone her.

6- She makes and will always make way more money than you.

7- The rest of your lives together will be a reality television show.

8- You're not the best athlete in the family.

Besides those reasons it should be a great and enjoyable ride.

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Would you Watch Another Kardashian Sex Tape, but This Time its her Mom?

http://marquee.blogs.cnn.com/2011/08/02/kris-and-bruce-jenner-the-sex-tape/?hpt=hp_t2

Allegedly Kim Kardashian's mom and her husband have a sex tape circulating around on the internet.

Some of you are thinking why would anybody want to watch old people have sex? Well Kris Kardashian could be a good indicator of what Kim's body will look like naked in a couple of years. That got some people's attention, huh? Does her butt still look like an apple bottom or can her breasts still feed a small village? Also Bruce Jenner was a n Olympic swimmer so he must be in somewhat good shape.

Here at the Black and Brown Blog we say good luck you crazy kids becuase if this thing is true and turns out to be bad not even another Kim sex tape can save you. Well maybe.