We here at the Black and Brown Blog would like to congratulate the future couple on their wedding and many many happy years together. Now that we got that out of the way...
We also commend Kris Humpries because not many men can do what he is doing rigth now. To show you why we bring you the reasons most men would not marry Kim Kardashian:
1- Almost half of America and some small cities in Asia and Africa have seen the Kim Kardashian sex tape.
2- Kim's last three boyfriends were more famous than Kris when they started going out with her.
3- Her past boyfriends were "packing major heat." For clarification see reason number one.
4- She was married once before.
5- Every guy who is around her or sees her will want to bone her.
6- She makes and will always make way more money than you.
7- The rest of your lives together will be a reality television show.
8- You're not the best athlete in the family.
Besides those reasons it should be a great and enjoyable ride.
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