There is a buddy of mine, lets call him never gets laid or ngl for short. Ngl has a set of standards that he does not really stray from when it comes to women. She could have an amazing body but be an average looker and he won't go near her. He always says "I can't sleep with an average looking women, she just isn't my type or my favorite "I'm all about the face."
I have no problem with this except that my buddy as you can tell from his name never gets laid. We always say she wants it and is willing and able to give it you, no one is meeting the parents, you are not getting married and just get it done already. We have begun to ween him off of these high standards but the older a person gets the tougher it is to break old habits.
So what am I trying to say? Friends don't let friends miss out on sex, especially one they are not getting any.
Showing posts with label standards. Show all posts
Showing posts with label standards. Show all posts
Monday, August 15, 2011
Wednesday, August 3, 2011
Hold the Cheese
There are some men out there who will dumb down their standards for women after having a couple of drinks or after clearing out the bar. This is fine becuase there are just times a guy wants to get it in and wants to make sure whatever or whichever lucky lady he does has no place in his memory bank.
What happens when men dumb down their standards when they are not drunk or high? Well I thought no one would ever ask. Last month while stuck in traffic a woman was walking down the street in my direction wearing jean shorts and I was a bit intrigued. That is until this behemoth got close enough for my eyes to cry foul and my penis to almost run in the opposite direction. She was wearing shorts fit for maybe three, had stretch marks and cheese just oozing of her thighs and I began to think, hey lady do you even check in the mirror this morning? I thought this was the end of a very unpleaseant moment but no it did not end there.
Two guys were walking towards her and I could tell they were thinking she could definitely get it. They tried to kick it to her and of course she pretended not to admire it and then checked out her ass as she walked by. At that point I wanted to jump out the car and smack these guys but again to each his own.
I understand the old saying "Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder" but sometimes that beholder has to be shaken and brought back to reality.
What happens when men dumb down their standards when they are not drunk or high? Well I thought no one would ever ask. Last month while stuck in traffic a woman was walking down the street in my direction wearing jean shorts and I was a bit intrigued. That is until this behemoth got close enough for my eyes to cry foul and my penis to almost run in the opposite direction. She was wearing shorts fit for maybe three, had stretch marks and cheese just oozing of her thighs and I began to think, hey lady do you even check in the mirror this morning? I thought this was the end of a very unpleaseant moment but no it did not end there.
Two guys were walking towards her and I could tell they were thinking she could definitely get it. They tried to kick it to her and of course she pretended not to admire it and then checked out her ass as she walked by. At that point I wanted to jump out the car and smack these guys but again to each his own.
I understand the old saying "Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder" but sometimes that beholder has to be shaken and brought back to reality.
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