Cheese or A BlowJob, You Decide?

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My roommate posed this question to me the other day and I thought what a stupid question. Now to most of you this is a no brainer but as I thought about it, it just made me think of all the products that contain cheese and all of it's awesome properties.

Put it like this I know this kid that is lactose intolerant and still eats chocolate cake, drinks milk and eats pizza. I mean when he does he makes sure to notify the authorities and all the bathrooms in the area because he is about to explode afterwards. It just goes to show the power of cheese.

No guy wants a bad blowjob. I mean if you get one you try to forget it by drinking yourself to sleep or crying because she or he (we don't judge here) bit your battering ram or pretended like they had never seen anythng like it before.

I still have not made my decision but I'm leaning closer and closer to cheese because women can get you angry but a great sandwich will never disappoint.

Hold the Cheese

There are some men out there who will dumb down their standards for women after having a couple of drinks or after clearing out the bar. This is fine becuase there are just times a guy wants to get it in and wants to make sure whatever or whichever lucky lady he does has no place in his memory bank.

What happens when men dumb down their standards when they are not drunk or high? Well I thought no one would ever ask. Last month while stuck in traffic a woman was walking down the street in my direction wearing jean shorts and I was a bit intrigued. That is until this behemoth got close enough for my eyes to cry foul and my penis to almost run in the opposite direction. She was wearing shorts fit for maybe three, had stretch marks and cheese just oozing of her thighs and I began to think, hey lady do you even check in the mirror this morning? I thought this was the end of a very unpleaseant moment but no it did not end there.

Two guys were walking towards her and I could tell they were thinking she could definitely get it. They tried to kick it to her and of course she pretended not to admire it and then checked out her ass as she walked by. At that point I wanted to jump out the car and smack these guys but again to each his own.

I understand the old saying "Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder" but sometimes that beholder has to be shaken and brought back to reality.