Wednesday, August 3, 2011

FML of the Day

"Today, my grandmother updated her will. Previously, it denied inheritance to family members with non-white spouses, and any mixed-raced children. Now it does the same with politically correct terminology. She then bragged about how accepting she is in front of my Korean husband and our daughter." FML

sum ppl don't believe in mixing.

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Would you Watch Another Kardashian Sex Tape, but This Time its her Mom?

http://marquee.blogs.cnn.com/2011/08/02/kris-and-bruce-jenner-the-sex-tape/?hpt=hp_t2

Allegedly Kim Kardashian's mom and her husband have a sex tape circulating around on the internet.

Some of you are thinking why would anybody want to watch old people have sex? Well Kris Kardashian could be a good indicator of what Kim's body will look like naked in a couple of years. That got some people's attention, huh? Does her butt still look like an apple bottom or can her breasts still feed a small village? Also Bruce Jenner was a n Olympic swimmer so he must be in somewhat good shape.

Here at the Black and Brown Blog we say good luck you crazy kids becuase if this thing is true and turns out to be bad not even another Kim sex tape can save you. Well maybe.

Umenyiora on the Way Out With the Giants?

http://espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/story/_/id/6823465/source-new-york-giants-give-osi-umenyiora-ok-find-trade?campaign=rss&source=ESPNHeadlines

Defensive end Osi Umenyiora and the New York Giants have not been able to come up with a new contract so the team has given his agent permission to look for a possible trade partner.

Umenyiora, who was part of the Giants run to winning Super Bowl 42 has not been pleased with the process in which his contract talks have taken place. In an interview with the Associated Press Umenyiora said "...What really annoys me is the hypocrisy of people clamoring for my head for asking for a new deal or to be traded."

Umenyiora is referring to a conversation he had with GM Jerry Reese in which he wanted to be paid like a top five defensive end if he were a still playing at a high level or be trade to a team that would.

The two time pro-bowler understands a player's career in the NFL is fickle with the departure of Shaun O'Hara and Rich Seubert and also coming off of hip surgery last season.

He met with Reese and head coach Tom Coughlin over the weekend and said progress was made.

FML of the Day

"Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" everytime we have sex. 

Haha

Monday, August 1, 2011

Randy Moss Announces his Retirement

http://www.foxnews.com/sports/2011/08/01/randy-moss-retiring-from-nfl-says-agent/

After 13 prolific seasons in the NFL Randy Moss will not return for his 14th.

His career was clouded at times with on the field and off the field antics but when he brought his game, he was a menace to defenses everywhere.

After resurrecting his career with the New England Patriots after two disastrous seasons with the Oakland Raiders from 2004-2006, Moss returned to his Pro Bowl status. The Patriots then traded him last season to the Minnesota Vikings who later cut him and was signed by the Tennessee Titans. It was a dissapointing campaign for Moss as his season just could not get on track.

Probabaly a future Hall of Famer, Randy Moss will go down as one of the greatest receivers to play the game.

Here are some highlights from Moss' career:


Cromartie is Staying With the Jets

http://blog.newyorkjets.com/2011/08/01/jets-antonio-cromartie-reach-agreement/

The New York Jets and Antoni Cromartie agree on a deal to bring the cornerback back to the team.

After losing out on Nmandi Asomugha to the Philadelphia Eagles the Jets have made a huge splash in the free agent market to bring back Cromartie and wideout Santonia Holmes and bring in Plaxico Burress.

After back to back years of losing in the AFC Championship game the Jets look like their on a mission to win it all this year.

Song of the Week

This song goes out to brown man who told me about this song last week. Not only is it a party song but also a nice pick me up when haters get you down.