"Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one." FML
That's a cool mother!
Sunday, January 8, 2012
Saturday, January 7, 2012
Line Of The Day
Friend: "Why does YouTube have porn? WTF is going on here?
Me: Real question is why do you know there is porn on YouTube?
Friend: "Clicked on a link that went to YouTube... wasn't expecting doggy action and a paint job."
Me: Real question is why do you know there is porn on YouTube?
Friend: "Clicked on a link that went to YouTube... wasn't expecting doggy action and a paint job."
FML Of The Day
"Today, we had a fire at our house. Part of the house now has smoke and water damage, and we have to stay at a motel until it's repaired. The cause? My step-son trying to light his own farts." FML
Someone is getting a beating.
Someone is getting a beating.
Friday, January 6, 2012
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