Line Of The Day

"Heidi Klum might be available."

Sexy Lady Of The Week

A friend of mine sent me this link and boy was it clutch. We have German model Micaela Schaefer and the picture says it all.

Hollywood Tuna

FML Of The Day

"Today, I started a new medication, not paying much notice to the one side effect: "unusual vaginal secretions." They're unusual alright, they glued my underwear to my skin." FML

I guess this is the all elusive female ejaculation???? Apparently a pill can accomplish what most men can't . I wonder if she would take the pill to fake it in the future.

Line Of The Day

"She could stay home all day and still have 20 guys ready to smash. I spend days trying to sleep with women I would not be caught dead with, sometimes begging for it and they don't even give me a second look. So to answer your question yes women have it easy."

All I asked him was what type(s) of women is he into?

Underground Wednesday- KiDD Vega

Last week we went to see this rap performance by this artist named KiDD Vega. I will admit I was impressed becasue not only is this kid 17, no pun intended but he also was playing in front of a decent sized crowd. I know if that was me I would have pissed my pants but that's just me. At 17 I can't tell you what I was doing and if I did tell you it would not be this. Check out some of his tracks here at soundcloud http://soundcloud.com/kidd-vega/tracks?page=2#play

Here he is performing Who Wants War

FML Of The Day

"Today, I was left at the alter. For the second time. By the same man." FML

I guess some people don't learn from their mistakes.

Do You Bar Mitzvah?

I have never been to a Bar Mitzvah before but this rap video made it look cool. Don't get me wrong I will definitely stand out and questions will fill the air like, who is that kid and who invited Wesley Snipes? and all that jazz but this looks like a public invite. Don't make music videos about parties and not expect unwanted guests to crash. So who out there is with me and make it to this party on April 27? I can't stop because it already is on my calendar.