FML Of The Day

"Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with." FML

What a bitch! He doesn't deserve to get laid!

Super Bowl Prank

When I first saw this video I thought what assholes these people must be. How could you turn off the television during the Madonna halftime show? I really didn't think that but other people definitely did. If someone decided to do this around me as the Giants marched down the field for a touchdown I might be facing charges for battery and assault. Matter of fact I would be facing charges for murder. But the more you think about it these reactions were hilarious and expected. You are one crazy man Jimmy.

Why does that guy still have a Christmas tree up in February?

Big Pun

Twelve years ago today we lost the great Big Pun. It's just another example of a great talent not getting to realize his true potential. So here is some of our favorite Big Pun songs and we never say this but, BX Stand Up! Big Pun and Fat Joe- Twins, Big Pun ft Joe- Still Not A Player and Big Pun ft Tony Sunshine 100%.

Line Of The Day

"That is like a toe queef."

Too Much Masturbating

The University of Massachusetts has decided to put up a notice about the excessive amount of masturbating taking place in the showers. Supposedly it has gotten so bad that the drainage pipes need to be cleaned out and massive amounts of money is needed which could raise tuition. I didn't know masturbation could lead to pipes being backed up but the silver lining in all this is at least students are taking showers and keeping clean.

FML Of The Day

"Today, I took off my sweatshirt in the middle of class. The tanktop I was wearing underneath went with it." FML

If this female is over 18 I wish I was there.

Song Of The Week

I remember when I first heard this song way back when and it still brings back good memories. I heard it again on a road trip during the summer and it just made my day. The song this week is In This Diary by the Ataris. We hope you enjoy it.