Line Of The Day

"Becoming a millionaire is much easier than trying to figure out what's going on in the mind of a women."

There is some shred of truth in that.

How Much Money Would It Take For You To Have Sex With Someone Of The Same-Sex?

Paranormal Knowledge

While hanging out with friends recently we were talking and having a good time as we usually do, then things took a turn for the interesting, the very interesting. Someone posed the question, "How much money would it take for you to sleep with someone of the same-sex?" How this question came about I have no idea but it brought up some entertaining responses.

One guy said he would do it for a million dollars and the guy had to have micropenis. Another guy said it would take five million and he didn't care if people knew about it because he would be "rich bitch." One of the females in the group said every guy that said he would not have sex with another guy for a million dollars is lying. It's funny how she never mentioned if she would carpet dive into another female but the time has passed.

I on the other hand could not do it for no type of financial gain. You might be saying, "don't be coy we knew you would be the first to get piped out." I disagree with you and here is why. The second I take the dick I have to make a lifestyle choice that I'm just not prepared to make. Second, the person giving you the money to have sex with them is probably going to set up their own guidelines. It might be Lexington Steele or Peter North ready to tear that ass up. They might want to tape in the middle of Times Square with cameras everywhere and women watching who may not be into a guy who had a guy in him. I'm sorry but I would like my butt as tight as the day I left my mom's birth canal.

So how much money would it take for you to sleep with someone for the same-sex?

FML Of The Day

"Today, I had yet another class with my psychotic, conservative uber-religious teacher. The "well-known statistic" of today? Over 90% of people who have ever watched porn end up having a divorce due to psychological damage from said porn." FML

I'm going to be in the 10% category on that one.

Song Of The Week- Zedd ft. Foxes- Clarity

This song right here, this song right here, is pretty damn good if you ask me. It just makes me want to get out on the dance floor and just go ham. Check out Zedd, with the song "Clarity."

This Chick is Just Straight Up Killing It!

I have usually seen people try and do this with batons or those flowing stringy stuff. But this is just unreal! She is actually throwing around a ball like its... I'm almost at a lost for words. The passion, the technique and the precision. Even the French judge gave her a 10.

Lazy Monday Post- Missed Connections

Like an idiot I forgot to post Missed Connections at it's regular scheduled time yesterday. So to make up for it here it is:

I smelled you at work - w4w - 18 (Nbpt)

So........ I massaged you um professionally recently and you smelled like baked swordfish with lemon. Suffice it to say I wanted it so bad I baked a haddock and polished it off. I never want to see you again but just wanted you to know, You smell like fish

FML Of The Day

"Today, I was coming home from a much-needed vacation. The time I spent on the plane consisted of kids screaming and throwing tantrums. One of them managed to give me a black eye with a shoe. Their mom pretended to be asleep so I'd have to deal with her kids for her." FML

Oh hell fucking no! I'd poor water on the mother and wake her up.