FML Of The Day

"Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole." FML

That's some next level nastiness and not in a good way.

Sexy Lady Of The Week- Alison Brie

There is just something about Alison Brie that just can't be put into words. I want her on my screen at all times and she could be babbling and make no sense but it does not matter. Just look at the picture below if you need further proof.

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And she is so nice we just had to do it twice.

Line Of The Day

"When it comes to women's boobs it like the reverse since we were in grade school. Bakc then all we wanted were A's but now every guy hopes for C's or D's."

Just let the truth of those words wash over you.

FML Of The Day

"Today, while I was shaving my nether regions, my trimmer slipped and ate a chunk out of my balls, right beside a vein. I've been bleeding on and off for an hour, and the New Skin I tried isn't able to dry quickly enough." FML

You just can't shave that area with a trimmer

Song Of The Week- "Mad World" Gary Jules

This week brown man requested a song. Literally, he emailed the song to blknbr@gmail for it to be played. Why did he do that I have no idea but this is his blog as well so he could pretty much do want he wants. So if you want to request songs yourself just follow his lead. Here is the cover of "Mad World" by Gary Jules.

Line of The Day

"Rihanna's pour it up song makes me wanna go to Sapphire."

For those who don't know Sapphire is a strip club out in Vegas.

Is It Offensive?

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We have a new segment for the blog called "Is It Offensive?" We will try to bring some outrageous situatins which happen to us or people in general and want you to decide if it is offensive or not. Should be easy enough. If you have any submissions send it to us at blknbr@gmail.com.

I was heading to a restaurant with friends of mine last week and I checkedt the menu before we got there and said something like "this place looks good." One of my friends response to this was "Reminds you of your time in the south as a slave, right."

First of all everyone likes chicken, not just black people but everyone. Those who don't like chicken or vegans, vegetarians and people who don't like awesomeness. Second of all, I was not born during slavery so how would I know what they ate.

You hear the line so should I take offense to this or just hang my head in shame at how bad of a joke it was?