Lazy Sunday Post - Missed Connections

Happy Lazy Easter Sunday everyone!  Here's another Philly post that really embodies the spirit of the City of Brotherly love:

looking 4 the man who saved my aunt - w4m - 30 (fishtown)

me and my aunt were walking out of the rite-aid on oxford when all that shit went down. i still cant believe you had not only that baseball bat but the courage to use it. getting all that gum out of my aunts hair was tough because shes old but in the end we managed to get it out. i wish u wouldve stayed and talked to the cops with us, they were sooo funny!! they really cheered us up and just so happened to have some pizza for us to eat. i would like to have pizza with you sometime because u took such good care of me and my aunt. if u remember correctly, my mouth is stapled shut but i always find a way to eat what i want.....................;)

email me with "rite-aid hero 4 real" as the subject line and describe what u were wearing (and wat you werent!) so that i know its you. have a happy presidents (sp?) day and i hope to hear form you 

FML Of The Day

"Today, my 19-year-old son told me his girlfriend is pregnant and was diagnosed with an STD. He's sure that he's the father. He's also sure he doesn't have an STD, because he's a virgin. I had to give him the sex talk that his school never did, as well as explain to him that his girlfriend is a cheater." FML

You have to be kidding me with this because nobody is that dumb!

FML Of The Day

"Today, I found out my boyfriend likes to do my hair and makeup for me. Far from it being some kind of fetish or hobby, it's because he thinks I do such a crappy job that he feels he has to apply it himself so I don't "embarrass" him when we're out in public together." FML

I could definitely see his point on this. But how the heck did he get so good at it?!

Line Of The Day

"I saw a fat black lady waiting on line to get into shake shack... she does not need shake shack, she needs a shake weight."

That's a very descriptive analysis of the situation.

Sexy Lady Of The Week- Emma Glover

Hello Emma Glover! Is it just me or do her eyes scream "I would even give a clownish blogger one shot with me?" Okay that's just my imagination running wild but I can dream. Emma says she likes to be in charge in the bedroom. Oh don't worry, I can take orders.

welovepokergirls

FML Of The Day

"Today, while I was going down on my husband, our 3-year-old daughter woke up and started crying from the other room. He practically burst into tears too, whining that she was doing it on purpose to ruin his fun. He was serious." FML

This an epic FML.

FML Of The Day

"Today, I found out that the landscaper my wife hired on my behalf wasn't kidding when he said he was going to trim my wife's bush." FML

Wow, the audacity!