Can't Take Black People Anywhere

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Have you ever heard the saying, "You can't take black people anywhere?" I was a wee little lad when these words were uttered in my presecnce. I thought that comment was racism and discrimination all rolled into one. Until I got older and realized maybe these people were onto something. I will proceed to give you the three reasons why this phrase might be true.

I went out with some friends this weekend to celebrate a birthday party at a nice nightclub. Everyone is dancing and having a good time when we turn around and security begins to escort these guys out of the club. You guessed it they were black. This is one reason I don't party in Brooklyn because there is a good possibility I will get stabbed, see a fight breakout or have the police waiting outside just waiting ofr something to happen. Instead of  trying to have a good time dancing and drinking the night away some guys look to cause a ruckus and just ruin it for everyone else.

Why come to the club and try to mean mug? Why are you walking into a happy place trying to bring down the moral with angry faces? If you are having a bad day or just need to talk to someone there are therpaist for that and you can also just stay home. This is definitely not the time or place for either.

Lastly, everyone wants to be star and a celebrity. Now don't get me wrong everyone does that and I have been known to do this but there are limits. Not everyone is Kanye West or Halle Berry. Put away the stunna shades and the aviators because you're inside a club. What are the dim lights to bright for you? Maybe you shouldhave thought about that before drinking all morning and deciding to head out.

This is just a joke so hopefully no one takes this too seriously. If you think I missed anything or want to dispute my claims be free to do so below in the comments section.