Monday, January 16, 2012

FML Of The Day

"Today, I introduced my boyfriend of two weeks to my parents. My dad asked me to leave the room so they could have some "guy talk." I eavesdropped, only to hear the words "sex-crazed f*ck" and a threat to stick bamboo shoots under my boyfriend's fingernails if he ever hurt me." FML

That's what a father is supposed to do.

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