Have You Ever Spoken To A Dumb Smart Person?

I was once told life is about meeting new people and finding out about them. Where they are from, what brought them to the place they are at the moment and how they like it? I can't wait to find this person and tell him to shove his wisdom where the shine don't shine.

I met this person the other day and he seemed pretty nice until he opened his mouth. While standing on line we began to make small talk to pass the time. That was mistake number 1. This person starts rambling on about things that make no sense whatsoever and how "speech is the only way to communicate but why don't we just communicate without speech?" It made me want to shut this guy up. I'm not a fighter so clearly this had to be one of those rare occasions in which backhanding him would be warranted.

I made it worse by making mistake number 2. He asked me a question and instead of ignoring this idiot I decided to respond with a comment that should have ended the conversation but to no avail. At this point I thought to myself Rick James was right when he said cocaine is a helluva drug because this guy had to be on everything under the sun.

So do yourself a favor, whenver you are out and about do what my roommate told me he did. Put on his headphones and mind his own business because he did not want to deal with stupid people and their stupid problems.