Asian kid: No I don't with a quizzical look on his face.
Black kid: Are you sure because I watch a lot of Bruce Lee and you look like his cousin?
I will not lie to you, when I heard this I could not stop laughing. It took me sometime to regain my composure and move on. Oh the stereotypes that we bestow on each other whether on purpose or by accident. That Asian kid could have replied did you pack you r grape soda and fried chicken for lunch today? Or he could have went with how is your baby mama Kiki today? We could go back and forth all day but I will quit while not ahead.
We have a new feature to the blog and it's called "Stupid Sh** People Say." Every Monday we will try to bring you some of the stupidest and asinine things peole say to each other. So if you're out there don't worry we'll find you.
Does He Love Me
Girl: "Does he love me?"
This is a very good question and we are here to bring you the answer. Why would you say that to begin with? Yes, he cheats on you with other women, calls only when he wants sex and treats you like trash. But with all that said he loves you more than breathing because we all know if you don't breathe you die. Hopefully that answers your question.
I was once told life is about meeting new people and finding out about them. Where they are from, what brought them to the place they are at the moment and how they like it? I can't wait to find this person and tell him to shove his wisdom where the shine don't shine.
I met this person the other day and he seemed pretty nice until he opened his mouth. While standing on line we began to make small talk to pass the time. That was mistake number 1. This person starts rambling on about things that make no sense whatsoever and how "speech is the only way to communicate but why don't we just communicate without speech?" It made me want to shut this guy up. I'm not a fighter so clearly this had to be one of those rare occasions in which backhanding him would be warranted.
I made it worse by making mistake number 2. He asked me a question and instead of ignoring this idiot I decided to respond with a comment that should have ended the conversation but to no avail. At this point I thought to myself Rick James was right when he said cocaine is a helluva drug because this guy had to be on everything under the sun.
So do yourself a favor, whenver you are out and about do what my roommate told me he did. Put on his headphones and mind his own business because he did not want to deal with stupid people and their stupid problems.
We have all seen it where a guy will try and sing in public when he should not. Pick a fight with someone who is probabaly a heavyweight boxer and will definitely kick his ass. Or how about try and hit on a stripper who is their to take his money and give him a lapdance but not take him home. These are just some of the examples men make when they are around women.
Men are sometimes not so smart when it comes to women. They began to fumble their words or began to do things they would never ever do. Even one of the smartest men in the world Stephen Hawking says he is baffled by women. If he is baffled then what chance does that leave for the guys who just learned how to tie their shoes the other day.
Men try to hook up with women that are truly out of their league. Don't get me wrong if you want to date a supermodel or the girl of your dreams by all means go for it. But don't get all depressed when she turns you down for that Brad Pitt or George Clooney look-alike. Sometimes you don't measure up and just remember that the next time you try.
And the main reason men do stupid things around women is because many men think with their penis first and penis second before their brain starts factoring into the equation. Have you ever been to a party where the amount of men outnumbers the women like 10-1? It is like someone left meat in front of a tiger that has not eaten in weeks and you know it is feeding time. That one could not be the best looking female around but after some drinks it won't even matter.
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