Monday, February 20, 2012

Maybe You Should Stop Drinking

AP

Drinking is the the pastime for many people. When done right drinking could be fun and make for a great time. But I have come to realize that drinking should come with warning labels like stop this man after x amount of drinks or somebody take his wallet away because he had enough.

I went to a party over the weekend and lets just say it was a good time. I got to see friends I had not seen in awhile and met some new people as well. Only problem is we arrived to pregame at this Bulgarian Bar to get ready for the big night. A post will be up on Friday for the Party Spot to learn more about this place. I decided it would be okay if we pregame before the pregame. At that point it seemed like a good idea.

Every place we went to I was drinking and the drinks were flowing. It was as if Prohibition was making it's way back and we had to drink until we could drink no more. At this point I realized that I never turn down a drink, ever. If someone is buying that is a definite time to drink and if other people want to drink then there is no reason to put the kibosh to the festivities. I didn't make love to the toilet that night but I was not far from foreplay either.

So now I realize that I have to stop drinking before this get's out of hand and I end up with a beer belly, wearing a stained tank top living with six cats. Nah, I'm just kidding. Well only about the part of giving up drinking because those cats are going to keep me company.

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