In my lifetime I have seen some questionable pick-up attempts by guys that come in all shapes and sizes. Some might make you scratch your head, some make you laugh and others make you cry because you notice there is no hope for humanity.
Whistling:
When has this ever worked? Does she automatically hear this and think maybe he wants me to get the paper now. She is not Lassie but after she has turned you down you probably are going to call her a bitch.
Shouting Her Down:
Ay Bay Bay or Yo ma! You are not a rapper and she is not a video girl, stripper or prostitute. But then again you do let your chain hang low and smoke that purple.
Grab Her When The First Two Don't Work:
You and I know that this an easy way for a man to get his ass whipped by the cops and have her press charges. If talking to her would not walk work what makes you think impeding her progress will work any better? It won't but some only learn the hard way.
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