FML Of The Day

"Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up." FML

Lmao... wouldn't wake her up? Really? That shit can wake a person up out of a coma!

Line Of The Day

"Saw a good looking guy the other day.. I'm not gay but he had blue eyes."

FML Of The Day

"Today, my girlfriend and I reconciled after having a huge fight last week. We went out drinking, and things got pretty intense, so we went back to my place. We made it to the bedroom, but somewhere between her taking off my shirt and me taking off her pants, we both passed out." FML

This is a lesson to all of you, drink in moderation if you plan on getting laid or you might end up like these two.

Song Of The Week

At fist I clikced on the Oregon Ducks mascot doing the parody to this song and after watching I was like not bad but I got to see the original. After watching the original I just can't get it out of my head. I wonder where have I been to not have heard this song already? If you are in the same boat and have not heard it yet, here it is. You're welcome.

Line Of The Day

"I saw a girl looking like a guy and a guy looking like a girl on the train... Truth be told the girl with no hair is better than the fat man with long hair."


That is usually the case unless the woman with short hair has a pot belly and no teeth then it just might be a toss up.

FML Of The Day

"Today, while getting pretty intimate with my newlywed wife in the car, a cop turned his lights on. As he was walking up, I was trying to get my pants back on but they wouldn't fit over my knees. The cop just laughed and walked away. Turns out my wife had my pants on and I was trying to put hers on." FML

That is a chill cop but I'm not sure I believe this. And where exactly is the FML in this?

FML Of The Day

"Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her." FML

Bitches be crazy (new bbc?)