"Today, my girlfriend called me a lazy pig. To prove her wrong, I decided to go lift some weights. A few reps in, my arm cracked and my first reaction was to squeal like a pig." FML
I guess she was right.
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
Underground Wednesday
Kirko Bangz is a young rapper from the Houston area. The 21-year-old is making a name for himself in the industry and don't be shocked if you hear more of his music on the radio anytime soon. So give a listen to his song Drank In My Cup and see if you don't like it.
Tuesday, February 28, 2012
FML Of The Day
"Today, my four-year old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times." FML
Ouch!!!!!
Ouch!!!!!
Men And Their Pick-up Attempts
In my lifetime I have seen some questionable pick-up attempts by guys that come in all shapes and sizes. Some might make you scratch your head, some make you laugh and others make you cry because you notice there is no hope for humanity.
Whistling:
When has this ever worked? Does she automatically hear this and think maybe he wants me to get the paper now. She is not Lassie but after she has turned you down you probably are going to call her a bitch.
Shouting Her Down:
Ay Bay Bay or Yo ma! You are not a rapper and she is not a video girl, stripper or prostitute. But then again you do let your chain hang low and smoke that purple.
Grab Her When The First Two Don't Work:
You and I know that this an easy way for a man to get his ass whipped by the cops and have her press charges. If talking to her would not walk work what makes you think impeding her progress will work any better? It won't but some only learn the hard way.
Whistling:
When has this ever worked? Does she automatically hear this and think maybe he wants me to get the paper now. She is not Lassie but after she has turned you down you probably are going to call her a bitch.
Shouting Her Down:
Ay Bay Bay or Yo ma! You are not a rapper and she is not a video girl, stripper or prostitute. But then again you do let your chain hang low and smoke that purple.
Grab Her When The First Two Don't Work:
You and I know that this an easy way for a man to get his ass whipped by the cops and have her press charges. If talking to her would not walk work what makes you think impeding her progress will work any better? It won't but some only learn the hard way.
Song Of The Week
For some reason Maino's song a Million Bucks ft Swizz Beatz has just been stuck in my head for the past week. Why you ask? I really can't tell you but it's definitely not because I want to give away a million bucks. I can barely afford mint tea at the moment. So give it a listen and if you want to give money away just send it to us because at Black and Brown we need all the help we can get.
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