Song Of The Week

This week we have a party jam if there ever was one with Afrojack and Shermamology's "Can't Stop Me." If you can't get down to this then someone needs to check your pulse because you might be dead.

FML Of The Day

"Today, I was walking to the movie theatre with my boyfriend, when three guys muscled over and told us to hand over our phones. My boyfriend didn't waste anytime pushing past me and running like hell, leaving me in tears and almost having a panic attack." FML


He clearly didn't follow protocol.

Line Of The Day

"Full frontal blurry nudity."

Stupid Sh** People Say

We have a new feature to the blog and it's called "Stupid Sh** People Say." Every Monday we will try to bring you some of the stupidest and asinine things peole say to each other. So if you're out there don't worry we'll find you.

Does He Love Me

                                              

Girl: "Does he love me?"

This is a very good question and we are here to bring you the answer. Why would you say that to begin with? Yes, he cheats on you with other women, calls only when he wants sex and treats you like trash. But with all that said he loves you more than breathing because we all know if you don't breathe you die. Hopefully that answers your question.

FML Of The Day

"Today, I was sitting on the bus following a harrowing breakup. A boy of no more than 6 looked at me full of compassion and said, "Are you crying because you're ugly?" FML

Wow! That's so wrong... but a 6-year-old can get away with it.

Line Of The Day

"Btw I'm looking at a beautiful black girl! She is cute and has a ginormous ass with nice looking breasts. The only problem is that she is with some nigga that is about 6'5'' and 250 pounds, like a linebacker. But let me reiterate her ass is amazing."

Good thing he didn't spot him checking out his girl because he would have tackled him.

FML Of The Day

"Today, I sat awkwardly and pretended like I didn't notice my cousin discreetly trying to masturbate while talking to me. This isn't the first time anything like this has happened." FML

Someone has a problem.