Monday, March 18, 2013

Cheese or A BlowJob, You Decide?

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My roommate posed this question to me the other day and I thought what a stupid question. Now to most of you this is a no brainer but as I thought about it, it just made me think of all the products that contain cheese and all of it's awesome properties.

Put it like this I know this kid that is lactose intolerant and still eats chocolate cake, drinks milk and eats pizza. I mean when he does he makes sure to notify the authorities and all the bathrooms in the area because he is about to explode afterwards. It just goes to show the power of cheese.

No guy wants a bad blowjob. I mean if you get one you try to forget it by drinking yourself to sleep or crying because she or he (we don't judge here) bit your battering ram or pretended like they had never seen anythng like it before.

I still have not made my decision but I'm leaning closer and closer to cheese because women can get you angry but a great sandwich will never disappoint.

FML Of The Day

"Today, I was dancing with an incredibly sexy man at a club. He was grinding on me when he leaned over and said, "If I was straight, I would make you my queen." FML

Haha, its always the gay guy.

Monday, March 11, 2013

FML Of The Day

"Today, I woke to find my laptop and printer covered in what smells like pee. My boyfriend then confessed to me that he occasionally "sleep-pees." It's like sleepwalking, but where he urinates on random objects." FML

Someone find him some hlep!!!

Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Line Of The Day

"It's getting tough to stay positive about the upcoming season."

That is a Yankees' fan understanding how Mets' fans feel every season.

Tuesday, March 5, 2013

FML Of The Day

"Today, I decided to come onto my husband to switch things up. When I started kissing and trying to undress him, he pushed me off, saying "What're you doing? Jeopardy's about to start." FML

Not saying that I would have turned down sex but now she knows how he feels when turned down.

Song Of The Week- Swedish House Mafia

This past weekend Swedish House Mafia played concerts in the tri-state area on what will be the final leg of their farewell tour. From wha has been reported the shows were pretty much soldout at MSG and the Barclays Center. So we decided to make them this week's artist of the week. Enjoy.












Friday, March 1, 2013

FML Of The Day

"Today, after working out at the gym, I went to grab my bag, and realized that my phone was missing. Panicking, I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and dialed my mom's number to tell her I'd lost it. It took me until the last ring to realize what I was doing." FML

He should have called the cops, then that would be funny.