Public Service Announcement

                                                                       

We were told a few days or so about a story and that we had to make a public service announcement to men out there. It seems like men are flat out doing more stupid things than usual to get laid nowadays. And that's saying something.

1) Don't rent an apartment or buy a house with a women. This could only lead to issues and problems down the line. You may say "well I'm not sleeping with her and I don't plan to." Yeah come back to me in a few months and tell me how you're penis and her vagina are making out. And if she is not boning you she will be brining guys over who will. Imagine as you are trying to go to sleep at night you hear from the other room "God damn this is the best dick I have ever had!" Then you have to move out and find a new place, which will cause your wallet and self-esteem to shrink.

2) If you don't plan on making her your girlfriend or marrying her please don't move in with her. You can still find a guy to be your roommate and bring her over to lay the pipe too. Trust me it will save you money and having to drink away your sorrows at the end of the day.

3) Don't move into a one-bedroom with her. Imagine when you bring a girl home and she brings a guy home. How do you decide who get's the bed? Do you flip a coin or play two out of three rock-paper-scissors? Imagine how awkward that is going to be. Guys will bang a woman anywhere but you bring her back for the bed not the couch. Am I wrong?

Unfortunately these are all true stories and hopefully this will knock some common sense into men out there.

Song Of The - Kid Cudi ft. Too Short- Girls

Kid Cudi is back and he is just brining that hot fire with him. He has a song right now called "Girls" featuring Too Short off of his upcoming album "Indicud." He might have left Kanye's G.O.O.D. Music label but you can't deny this man has talent. And since the summer is right around the corner you know there will definitely be some hot women out there just wearing less and less. Damn, I love the summer!

FML Of The Day

"Today, I walked in on my husband eating cat food out of the cat bowl dressed in a cat costume." FML

This has to be fake, right?

FML Of The Day

"Today, is the day of the biggest concert in the state of Florida, and it's also my birthday. I was so excited to hear my mom got tickets. It was for her boyfriend and her. I'm stuck at home babysitting." FML

Talk about a bad mother! Why am I not surprised its from Florida.

Line Of The Day

"My neighbors still think President Obama is Muslim."

You are probably thinking "oh this must be from down south," but no, it's Jersey.

FML Of The Day

"Today, I dressed up as Batman for a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the joker for the same convention." FML

He should have went with it and turned it into a real comic book. BOOM, POW, ZING

Lazy Sunday Post- Missed Connections

Great reasons not to litter: 1) it makes you look like an asshole and 2) a large, angry man might call you out on it.

Sorry I made you piss your pants - m4w - 36 (Marlboro, MA)

To the woman in front of me at Dunkie's this morning.

Sorry I freaked out on you, but when I see a disgusting animal such as yourself throw your old iced coffee cup out the window it enrages me. I'm sorry that I didn't realize you were a small framed woman before I picked up your cup and knocked on your window asking if you had dropped something. I'm sorry that besides needing a car wash after I dumped your old ice coffee on your windshield, that you also seemed that you were going to need a new pair of pants because it looked like you pissed yourself when such a large man was screaming at you through your closed window. Don't worry though, even though you sped off without getting your new coffee, the woman at the window thanked me for giving a shit that dirt bags like you think you can trash our planet without anyone calling you on it.

FYI, I wouldn't go back to that Dunkie's again, they are watching for you and I can only hope they spit in your coffee from now on.