Get A Grip Eli

http://www.nj.com/giants/index.ssf/2011/08/eli_manning_compares_himself_t.html

What the fuck are you doing Eli? Don't compare yourself to Tom Brady. Do you have multiple super bowl rings? Uh, nope. Are you heading to the hall of fame? Not the last time I checked. Are you married to a supermodel, uh uh but your wife is a very good looking gal.

I defended you when people would dog you, when people made fun of you for being mentally handicapped, I laughed a bit but still tried to defend you. I understand you want to be confident and show people that you are up for the challenge, but don't do it.

If they ask you if Tom Brady's son is better then you your response should be "this kid might be small in stature but he has a rocket for an arm like his dad." If they ask are you better than Brady again say "he is one of the greatest quarterbacks to ever play this game and to be mentioned in the same sentence is pretty cool." Or the best line of them all, "I don't worry about that all I worry about is winning games." Give them that coach speak that you always give.

Those were three great lines and you can use them free of charge because you're my boy and I don't want to see this happen again.