Tuesday, August 23, 2011

I'm Not That Type Of Girl

I am going to recall a story a friend told me a couple of days ago and at the end I want you to decide what type of girl she really is.

A friend is waiting for his girlfreind at a bar after taking some exams. This girl who probably wants a shoulder to cry on decided to mosey on over to him. Knowing this chick is bad news and hoping not to offend his girl my friend decides give this girl the run around. After about 20 minutes or so his girl shows up and begins to try and run point on this chick who supposedly is waiting for someone at this point. As she speaks all you can picture is Reese Witherspoon's character from Legally Blonde.

This girl is completely drunk at this point and somehow gets back to drinking at the bar. Then one of their friends shows up and is a good looking guy who the drunky from before kind of fancies. She makes her way back to the group and after talking for awhile both of them disappear. One of the guys in the group has to go to the bathroom and has an idea where the two lovebirds have gone. They were hooking up in the bathroom.
She comes out ten minutes later with slurred speech and I quote "He tried to touch my breasts and I told him I'm not that type of girl."

Now I don't know about you guys but when a girl goes into a bathroom to makeout she is either a prostitute or that type of girl. Either way whatever you say won't change our opinion of you.

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