Monday, August 22, 2011

Would You Sleep With Any Of The Women From the Jersey Shore Cast?

I was mulling this question over during the last episode of the Jersey Shore. I will list the cast members than give you the reasons why/why I would not sleep with them. Feel free to comment on this post or email us at blknbr@gmail.com

JWOW
The most athletic female in the group and could body slam a guy if he got out of line. She does have huge breasts, whether you believe they are real or not.


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Snooki
Snooki looks like the offspring of a penguin and a troll. She is really short and always seems to waddle whenver she walks around. Her love of pickles would mean that she doesn't mind loving something else shaped like a pickle but to put up with her might make you go elsewhere.


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            Sammi
Now she seems like a sweet girl and is kind of cute. That is until you see that she is a bit of a psycho when it comes to Ronnie. Do you reallly want to be the guy that she chases after, gets togetrher with, dumps later, screams at you and makes you wonder why you were not getting an anal probe from an alien instead?



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Deena
Now we have the last to join the cast. Like all the other females on the show she is loud and likes to party. She still reminds me of Snooki in a way and that's not a good thing.



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After going through this list I guess JWOW wins by default. What do you guys think?

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