FML Of The Day

"Today, I had a job interview. All was going well until the interviewer asked me, "So why should we hire you?" Without thinking, I blurted out, "Because, I'm awesome!" Don't think I'll be getting that one." FML

That's not so bad, there is still a possibility.

Sexy Lady Of The Week- Christine Bullock

This week we feature the jaw dropping Christine Bullock. She is a model, does yoga and Pilates and knows how to cook. I know you didn't even read anything that was typed here so, Happy July 4th everyone.

Men's Health

FML Of The Day

"Today, I got angry after not being able to have an orgasm. What was I angry at? My own hand." FML

That must suck but I know some guys she could call that can help her out.

Line Of The Day

"Damn Asians keep eating and don't gain an ounce of fat, wtf bro!"

Two things, some might consider that a tad racist and I guess sumo wrestlers did not make the cut.

Song Of The Week- Kriss Kross- "Jump"

This week brown man wanted to pay respects to Chris "Mac Daddy" Kelly of the group Kriss Kross. Toxicology reports say that he died of an apparent drug overdose. So here is the tune that made us all want to wear our clothes backwards and jump at one point in our lives.

FML Of The Day

"Today, I was explaining to my son that porn isn't a realistic depiction of sex. Just as I finished explaining to him that threesomes rarely happen in real life, he started crying. I feel like a dream-crushing monster." FML

Lol, at least he is trying to have the talk.

FML Of The Day

"Today, my husband and I were at the mall, and decided to have a snack at the food court. As we ate, an obese woman squeezed past our table, butt facing us. Just when her ass-cheeks slid past our heads, she let out a horrific fart that my father would be proud of." FML

What a fucking filthy bitch!!!!