She Was After The Money The Whole Time

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Some of you might have heard about the alleged rumors that Ashton Kutcher cheated on Demi Moore. Kutcher has been denying this but all reports say that he and Moore are getting ready for a big divorce in the neighborhood of $290 million. If this is true than that sucks but what bothers me is the gold-digger who got in between their relationship. Supposedly this broad has hired a high powered attorney. To do what? You're not guilty of anything, right? But here is the kicker, she is looking for a big payout from television networks looking for her side of the story. And here friends are blaming Kutcher because they love Demi and can't believe he would do something like this. How about I can't believe you opened up your legs and let him enter the promise land. How about not acting like a whore and taking the first rich cock that comes your way. No pun  intended. And of course her friends will defend her but if the shoe was on the other foot they would be ready to bash your fucking head in. You probably destroyed a marriage and will still be the dirty slut you always were. I hope you're happy.

No Six Pack For Me

http://www.torontosun.com/2011/09/26/canadian-boys-want-average-bodies-study




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 These kids have no idea about being in shape. They haven't even hit puberty yet so what do they really know. Let them hit high school and college and realize that most of the jocks and guys in shape are getting laid and they will change their minds. And who does a study with only 32 people and thinks that all of Canada supports this? Oh Canada!

Sexy Lady Of The Week

We are a bit shocked it took this long for this lady to make the blog but the wait is finally over. Rihanna just shot a music video in which she was wearing bandanas which are supposed to make a swim suit. A farmer got so angry with her attire or lack thereof that he halted production of the music video. See for yourselves and you decide if this is a bit too much.

P.S- Rihanna if you want to wear less that is fine by us.

Daily News

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The video below is another prime example of  why this country is screwed. These kids in Brooklyn decide that they are going to settle their argument by shooting it out. From up the block you can tell a fight is going to happen but instead of other kids getting out of the way they decide to stay and watch a fight. They start to run for their lives when shots ring out. The crazy thing is I used to go to the high school in the area.
FUS= Fucked Up Story

Dad Drops Kid For Foul Ball

I understand you want to catch a foul ball but wtf man. You drop your daughter to try and catch a baseball that you can buy at any sporting goods store for about $10. It's not like it was a diamond, platinum, or gold encrusted baseball. Do you see the death stare his wife gave him after he dropped his kid? The announcers were speaking Taiwanese but you don't need to understand them to see what she is thinking. She could burn a hole right through this clown. Too bad you didn't catch that ball because it would have kept you company on that couch for the forseeable future.

Stop Playing Dead

http://rivals.yahoo.com/highschool/blog/prep_rally/post/Coach-forces-bus-into-bizarre-cemetery-stop-afte?urn=highschool-wp6405

So what do you do when your team loses a tough game? Yell at them and make them understand how bad they played, put your arm around them and say you will get them next time or take them to a cemetery and force them to lie down on graves? The only reasonable answer would have to be the last one, duh.
Hey coach, did you think that no one would find out about this? No one in their right mind would do that but of course you think that you are Vince Lombardi. You should have stayed at that cemetery because your career at this school is pretty much dead.

Words

http://www.newser.com/story/126186/mankini-retweet-sexting-and-other-words-added-to-the-oxford-english-dictionary.html

The Oxford English Dictionary just added some new words to their dictionary which includes about 65,000 words at the moment. Some of the words include mankini (as you can see above), retweet and  sexting. I always wanted to know how they decided which words would actaully go into the dictionary and what the process was like? Do you have any words that should be in the dictionary or some that should have never seen the light of day? Let us know and we will put them up.

Line of the Day

"If everybody is fucking dimes, who got all these ugly bitches pregnant?"

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http://www.newser.com/story/125953/woman-faces-10-years-for-stealing-150-can-of-beer.html

At first I thought ten years for stealing a can of beer is a bit harsh. Then I realized who steals beer a fourth grader can buy with their lunch money? Well the broad in this story of course. Not only did she steal this but she was also busted for Grand Theft back in 2004. Too bad for you there is no beer in prison but with the time you will spend in there you could definitely learn how to make some good brew.

FUS= Fucked Up Story

Line of the Day

"If drinking and driving is illegal, then why do people always drive to bars?"

J. Cole

Usually we put song of the week out on Mondays but today is a little different. J. Cole's album "Cole World: The Sideline Story" dropped today. This guy has been putting out mixtapes but his debut album is finally here. Go get that album if you can.

Tattoo Mishap

Win a Stanley Cup, check. Drink out of the Cup, check. Party hard and take the Cup for a tour, check. Get a tattoo and have it spelled wrong, check. Wait what? Well as you can see above Brad Marchand got a tattoo after the Boston Bruins won the Stanley Cup but the only problem was that champions was spelled with an a and not an o. After someone pointed it out to him Marchand says he got it fixed immediately but that is pretty funny though. I just wonder how many guys get a tattoo after winning the Super Bowl, NBA Championship, MLB trophy or after having sex? It could happen.

Clooney Gets Married, Sort of

Have you guys seen this commercial with George Clooney getting married to a Norwegian woman? The whole joke is that Clooney has said marriage is something he might never do and here he is planning the honeymoon. I saw a couple of female news anchors talking about this commercial and you could tell they were getting all hot and bothered by it. Thinking maybe one day Clooney will come to his senses and marry them. As one of my friends said "I just want to let you know that I'm not gay just because I talk about Clooney so much." He even has men thinking about switching teams. You sir are a pimp.

Song of the Week

I will admit I did not know about Childish Gambino until a friend of mine posted something about him on Facebook last week. Ever since then I can't stop listening to his music. Most of you might know him as Troy from the NBC show "Community" or his real name Donald Glover and the host of the MTV Woodies last year. This guy is also a comedian which pretty means I should be doing  better things with my time than writing this post. His album drops on November 15 and he has a tour to promote it this fall. Here are some songs that I hope you will like.

PETA Porn

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44568691/ns/technology_and_science-tech_and_gadgets/t/peta-launch-porn-site-name-animal-rights/

When first reading this I thought porn is great but what does PETA know about it? They are just going to put out that sloppy, PG rated and softcore stuff. Then I started to think how many over-weight, disgusting looking PETA females have I ever seen? None. And most of them like to strip down to their birthday suits anyway so the next step is having sex. Since sex sells they are more than happy to show what there momma gave them. I just hope they don't do any of that beastility type porn. I know they are animal lovers but not many people want to see you make love to animals.

The only people to be against this proposed site so far have been women. What a shock.

Red Bulls Baby!



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 Over the weekend a friend and I went to our first New York Red Bulls soccer game against the Portland Timbers in New Jersey. I know, but a New York team playing in New Jersey is nothing new.

We got to the game late and missed the whole first half  because traffic was crazy and we also got lost on our way there. The Red Bulls were up 1-0 so it wasn't that bad. After finding our seats we noticed on the opposite side which was where the supporters section was (think student section) was pretty lively. It had been a while since both of us had been to a soccer game since college and we were pretty impressed. But then he reminded that in places like Mexico, South America, and Europe this is a daily occurrence at every game. At times it felt like there was an earthquake because of all the shaking and banging. "That's what she said." I promise that is the first and last time I use that. The game ended in a 2-0 victory for the Bulls after a penalty kick midway through the second half.

It was a pretty cool experience but I don't see soccer becoming a big sport in this country for sometime.

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Delaware County Police

Women suposedly frisky and depressesd at weddings. But I thought that only referred to women who were single or not married. First you get into a fight with your husband and take some swings at him. After locking yourself in a car you proceed to spray breast milk at the cops. What were you thinking? If you are a mom I would suggest cutting back on the tequila shots and wine beacuse you are not in college anymore. If you do want to partake in those then do so when you can handle them. A drunk mom is not sexy, it's just embarrassing.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2011/06/27/2011-06-27_ohio_woman_stephanie_robinette_sprayed_police_with_breast_milk_after_fight_with_.html

FUS= Fucked Up Story

Tom Brady Lies to the Media

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Tom-Brady-admits-he-doesn-8217-t-tell-the-truth?urn=nfl-wp7691

Tom Brady does not tell the media the whole truth, oh no! When I read this all I could think was he is right for never saying anyhting. There are times when a player says something it gets twisted and disected not only by fans, the media but by blogs as well (my bad Brady.) This is also coming from the man who has been to four Super Bowls, won three of them, a two-time NFL MVP and a future Hall of Famer. Let's just say he knows what he is saying or not saying.

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                                        Oh yeah and he is married to a supermodel.

7 Minutes in Heaven #6

Actress Patricia Clarkson pays a visit to the closet in this episode. I know she is a great actress but she seemed to really be into Michael O'Brien or it could have been the wine talking. Either way he finally gets to pucker up to a receptive set of lips.

After watching this I could see why there is so much of a craze with older woman and young guys.

Sexy Lady of The Week

This week's sexy lady comes from a long list of smoking hot sideline reporters and anchors. The lucky winner is Charissa Thompson of FOX Sports and she is definitely a fox. She is from the west coast so you know she is chill and most guys will take that with a little sports thrown in.

Silent Disco

When I first heard about the Silent Disco I thought it was just a joke but nope it is for real. \

Those in the disco/club are given headphones and listen to the Dj mixing or can switch to another channel for another DJ. Anyone walking by would just see people dancing with no music being played. This has been around for about six years now and is pretty popular.

I could just see someone dancing to something and somebody else watching and thinking "what the heck are they listening to?" So I want to know would you or have you ever gone to one of these Silent Discos? Comment below or send us an email at blknbr@gmail.com.

7 Minutes in Heaven #5

Today actress Christina Ricci stops by the closet. I just wonder why everyone who visits the closet always is on the same side as the last person? I don't know about you but her snorting is kind of cute.

Walking in NYC

Yesterday I had to let six trains pass me because they were all stuffed like sardines in a can. When I finally got on the train there were six Jewish men dressed in their usual attire of black hats, black trench coats reading their books. But then there was this one guy about two feet away who kept watching them with this creepy grin on his face. I could picture him wanting to lather them all up in butter, rubbing his body with theirs and doing things that are illegal in probably all 50 states.

After watching them for five minutes this guy strikes up a conversation with them. I'm thinking this guy has some pair on him but later in the conversation he mentions that he is from Israel and was glad to see men from his part of the world. How did he know they were from Israel beats me. He then somehow snaps a couple of pictures of these men after some asking(begging) on his part.

He might be from Israel and he may not be a creepy guy but taking their pictures just made this guy another part of Walking in NYC.

Michael Bolton At The Emmy's

Yes, the Emmy's happened two days ago and I'm late. I didn't watch them but from what I hear the funniest thing from the whole night besides Charlie Sheen running into Ashton Kutcher backstage, Glee star Lea Michelle being made fun of for her red carpet poses was Michael Bolton's "Pirates of The Caribbean" skit with Lonely Island and Akon.These songs had been done months ago but it is still funny to watch them sing this again live onstage.

Rap Battle

http://wonderwall.msn.com/music/ray-j-detained--released-after-fight-with-fabolous-1642529.story?ocid=answw11

Floyd Mayweather and Victor Ortiz were not the only guys throwing fists in Las Vegas over the weekend. R&B singer and reality tv star Ray J and rapper Fabolous got into a bit of a scuffle of their own. So we want to reanact the scene of them fighting but inside a ring.

Introductions:
In this corner hailing from Los Angeles, the little brother of Brandy from Moesha fame and the man who made one of the greatest sex tapes of all-time with Kim Kardashian, Ray J.

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In the other corner the man who grew up on the rough streets of Brooklyn, with a chip tooth that he wears as a badge of honor, the man with the one of the great rap names of all-time the F-A-B-O-L-O-U-S.

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Fabolous: Don't touch me.
Ray J: If I want to touch you, I will. NUCHA!
Fabolous: What did you say?
Ray J: You heard me.
Fists are thrown.
Down goes Ray J, down goes Ray J.
Fabolous: Don't ever miss with the F-A-B-O-L-O-U-S again. NUCHA!

7 Minutes in Heaven

Today, Kristen Wiig stops by on 7 Minutes in Heaven. She is extremely funny and seems to get better looking every time I see her.

Song of The Week

This week's song is a more mellow than recent songs we have posted on this blog. It's Adele's "Someone Like You" and it is pretty good. Adele is an amazing artist and her songs really show her vocal delivery. Before we ramble on any further here is the song:

FUS

Pretty much Pat Robertson is telling us that dumping the broad with Alzheimer's disease is okay. His reasoning is probably she won't know you left because she can't remember anyway. I'm on a first class flight to hell after that comment. Hey Patty whatever happened to "in sickness and in health." So you pretty much just condoned cheating on a wife/husband if they don't know or don't find out. You put your foot in your mouth before and I'm sure you will do the same again.

7 Minutes in Heaven #3

Today we bring you Elijah Wood of Harry Potter fame. It's pretty funny every time the interviewer Michael O'Brien tries his hardest to kiss every person who enters into the closet. Some of the reaction are pretty funny.

Pitt Doing Damage Control

http://news.yahoo.com/brad-pitt-calls-life-aniston-uninteresting-002731897.html

Relationships don't last forever. Marriages end in divorce about 50% of the time and that's when people take a vow "till death do we part." Well it seems as if Brad Pitt just could not take it anymore with Jennifer Aniston. He wanted a crazy life with kids hanging from each arm and leg and Angelina Jolie by his side. When most men break up with a girl they usually can't do better but Pitt did. Was his relationship with Aniston boring? When you consider his life now I would say hell yeah! But he didn't have to throw her under the bus because remember gentleman, that girl you throw under the bus now will probably make you regret it later. Watch your back Brad.

Hope Solo Inspired Rap

If you read the blog yesterday you know that Hope Solo was chosen as the Sexy lady of The Week. If you didn't read it yesterday shame on you but we forgive. It seems as if we're not the only fans of Ms. Solo. Sporting KC striker CJ Sapong decided to write her a poem/rap song. Usually we don't like to see guys make fun of themselves but credit must be given when credit is due. His teammate coming to the rescue with the beatbox is what a wingman is all about.

PS- Check out Heather Mitts and Alex Morgan in the background.

Sexy Lady of The Week

This week we bring you a soccer star and maybe a dancing star as well. US Women's soccer goalie Hope Solo will be on the new edition of "Dancing With The Stars" this upcoming season.

Who knew that under all that goalie gear:

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There was a smoking hot body like this:

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And I'm sure her dance partner up above won't be shy about putting his hands all over her. Lucky bastard!

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I never watched "Dancing With The Stars" before but I might just DVR her rotines.

7 Minutes in Heaven #2

Yesterday we brought you the a clip of 7 Minutes in Heaven featuring Tracy Morgan. Today it's SNL alum Amy Poehler.

Walk-In Sneaker Closet

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/Joe-Johnson-has-a-totally-necessary-500-square-f?urn=nba-wp8414

Since there is probabaly going to be no NBA season a bucnh of players have started playing overseas, following their passions or in the case of Joe Johnson building a 500-square-foot closet. You see Johnson has almost 500 pairs of kicks and he has to put them somehwere. Instead of trying to end the lockout, get the Atlanta Hawks past the second round of the palyoffs and change the perception that you are one of the most underpaid players in the league you decide this is the way to go. The best line of all was "I had a fingerprint sensor put on the door to make sure I'm the only one who can get in here."

The beer closet looked cooler but what do we know.

Why I Don't Travel?

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All my family and friends say it's great to travel the world and meet all the different people and cultures that are out there. Yes, this may be true but I still have my doubts about leaving NYC and I will tell you why.

I live in NYC baby! Everyone wants to come here and see the sights and hear the sounds. We have every different ethnicity and culture around. If I want to speak Portuguese I visit Little Brazil, if I want to eat rice and curry with some spices mixed in I go to Jackson Heights, Queens and if I want to hear how things are in Mother Russia I head down to Coney Island, Brooklyn. I could also soak up some sun on the beach there but a tan not so much.

Have any of you ever seen the movies "Turista" or "Hostel"? I don't want to be hacked up and have my body parts sent to various parts of the world. If I want to donate my body to science I will offer it to the Bodies Exhibit or become an organ donor. Both of those will be on my own terms and not some raving lunatic.

At the moment I don't have a passport. When asked why I say "where am I going?" I can always live vicariously through everybody's vacation photos on Facebook.

Try to keep these reasons in mind whenever and wherever you travel.

7 Minutes in Heaven

Since SNL has been on summer hiatus one of their writers, Michael O'Brien, has been kept pretty busy with these webisodes called "7 Minutes in Heaven." For the next week or so we will play some of those clips and hopefully you like them.

News Anchors Mock Kardashians

Guess which news team the Kardashians won't be going back to? You guessed right these guys right above. Let's be serious this is not the first time the Kardashians have been made fun of and it won't be the last. Maybe after seeing this video Kim will wipe her tears with the wad of $100 bills she  carries around.

FYI: Those impersonations were pretty bad but you get an A for effort.

FUS

http://news.yahoo.com/101-old-detroit-woman-evicted-foreclosure-191726499.html

Are you kidding me? Her 65-year-old son didn't pay the mortage and didn't want her to worry. Well she is going to worry now because she just lost her home genius. This woman is getting kicked out of her home that she has lived in for over 60 years. I understand times are tough, people are looking for work and whatever politicians tell you the economy is not rebounding anytime soon. Did he think things were going to work themselves out? She has lived in tha place longer than 99% of this country has been on this earth. She lived through WWI, WWII, The Great Depression, Woodstock, man landing on the moon (depending on who you talk to that supposedly didn't happen) and now this. If I were her he would be disowned and then put up for adopton.

Lucky...

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I was spanning through the tube the other day and saw titles for such as "Queer Eye For The Straight Guy", "Will and Grace", "The A-List: New York" and my personal favorite "Girls Who Like Boys Who Like Boys." I started to think do gay men have it good or am I just reaching?

1) Women love cuddling with gay men. I have female friends who have told me they will get naked in front of their gay friends or cuddle with them because there is no chance things will get sexual. Then I said "you could get naked in fron t of me and I it won't get sexual." Of course that didn't work but I had to give it a try.

2) Gay men can get away with being inappropraite to women with no fear of facing consequences. If I grab a female's butt she will go get her 6'4 boyfriend and his monstrous friends to show me how to treat a lady and square dance all over my body. If a gay guy grabbed her butt in front of the same guys they would laugh it off as a joke and say "Look at Sero feeling up my girlfriend."

3) Before a couple of months ago getting married in New York City was not happening for gays or lesbians. That was great because if things didn't workout you could always back out and keep it moving. Now you have to deal with divorce, leaving the seat up, and now have to divide the silverware?

This does not mean I want to switch teams but I want to find a way to get those perks though.

Tupac Shakur

At the Black and Brown Blog we pay respects to one of the greatest rappers of all-time whose life was cut short. Shakur was killed on September 13, 1996 and we remmebr that day vividly. Walking into the schoolyard and hearing kids talking about it all day. Fifteen years later we still talk about it because people question whether he is till dead, the amount of music put out in his name, and remember how crazy the East Coast and West Coast rap beef grew.

Can't Take Black People Anywhere

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Have you ever heard the saying, "You can't take black people anywhere?" I was a wee little lad when these words were uttered in my presecnce. I thought that comment was racism and discrimination all rolled into one. Until I got older and realized maybe these people were onto something. I will proceed to give you the three reasons why this phrase might be true.

I went out with some friends this weekend to celebrate a birthday party at a nice nightclub. Everyone is dancing and having a good time when we turn around and security begins to escort these guys out of the club. You guessed it they were black. This is one reason I don't party in Brooklyn because there is a good possibility I will get stabbed, see a fight breakout or have the police waiting outside just waiting ofr something to happen. Instead of  trying to have a good time dancing and drinking the night away some guys look to cause a ruckus and just ruin it for everyone else.

Why come to the club and try to mean mug? Why are you walking into a happy place trying to bring down the moral with angry faces? If you are having a bad day or just need to talk to someone there are therpaist for that and you can also just stay home. This is definitely not the time or place for either.

Lastly, everyone wants to be star and a celebrity. Now don't get me wrong everyone does that and I have been known to do this but there are limits. Not everyone is Kanye West or Halle Berry. Put away the stunna shades and the aviators because you're inside a club. What are the dim lights to bright for you? Maybe you shouldhave thought about that before drinking all morning and deciding to head out.

This is just a joke so hopefully no one takes this too seriously. If you think I missed anything or want to dispute my claims be free to do so below in the comments section.

Walking In NYC

Last week I gave a story about walking around in NYC and having a woman invite me to a Bible reading out of the blue. Now we want to make this a permanent fixture on this blog. It doesn't matter if you live in NYC, Philly, Texas or India just send us the weirdest and funniest stories you have encountered while walking around. No story is too long or too short so just send them to blknbr@gmail.com. Today I will start with another story:

For the past month or so I have been walking by a homeless man on the street and everytime I see him I get this horrible feeling in my stomach. Why is he homeless and why don't I help him out? So a couple of weeks pass by and I decide the only thing to do is help him and hope my kindness might make his day. Now don't get me wrong I'm no Mother Teresa or Johnny Be Good.

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So then a couple of days later I see a different man and think "wait a minute that can't be the same guy." I start to realize he has the same clothes on, same hair type and looks similar to the other guy so maybe its the same guy and I come to the realization that I didn't recognize him. So I let him be and go on my merry way.

A week later I see a woman in the same spot and with same cardboard sign asking for money. At this point I know they have some type of scheme going on and they got me hook, line, and sinker. At this point I wanted to rip up her sign and throw it in her face but then I would be the asshole who beats up on the homeless and would probabaly be chased by an angry mob acrrying pitchforks throughout the city.

I wonder if I'm the only person who got caught up in this scam?

Song of The Week

This week's song is I'ts Good by Lil Wayne featuring Drake and Jadakiss. This is off Wayne's latest album Tha Carter IV and it already has gone platinum since its release back on August 29th. He goes in on this track and it's supposed to be a diss aimed at Jay-Z. The real question is will and how is Jay-Z going to respond?

Tenth Anniversary September 11

The war against terror rages on. This country is involved in two wars at the moment with no obvious end in sight. There is not much that can be said about today that has not already been said. The only things we can do is never forget and always remember. Just keep in mind all those who passed away and those who lost loved ones on that day.

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Rats, Rats, Rats

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/2011/09/woman_bit_by_ra.php

Rats seem to be getting bigger and bigger nowadays. We see them everywhere, on our streets, if you're really unlucky in your home and always if you live in NYC in the subways. Well today a woman had a horrible experience with a rat as it took a bit out of her foot because the bell rang for breakfast time. Thankfully the woman is doing fine but imagine the next time she goes into the subways she just might decide to walk or cab it.

Walking In NYC

Walking around New York City strange and weird things happen all the time. So as I'm walking around minding my own business in Manhattan listening to my headphones a petite woman wearing shades stops me on the street. When she starts to speak I can hear a slight accent, so I'm thinking she is going to ask for directions but then she says "can I invite you...?" At this point I start to wonder where is she inviting me to, maybe a party, maybe her place for some drinks and some nookie, and since Fashion Week is in town maybe she wanted to hire me as a model for the time being (don't laugh it could happen, in my dreams I know.) But no, she invited me to a Bible reading, which I graciously declined but kept thinking was there something about my face that screamed this man needs JESUS! Just another day in NYC.

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Cat On Cat Crime

First let me just say I have nothing against cats but I love dogs. Always have and always will. Now that's that out of the way, this video is priceless. Lesson to all you cats out there don't sit in a box and think you're hot stuff because there might be some other cat walking around thinking 'I hate you and I will stuff you in a a box." Well that's what they would say if they could talk. It reminds me of the schoolyard when some kid gets picked on and everybody pretends like nothing is happening and looks the other way. I like how the other cats keep walking around and it seems like they know a cat is missing but have no idea where.

Steve Jobs Rap Tribute

While scrolling through youtube we found this Steve Jobs rap tribute yesterday. At first we were thinking this would be trash but after listening to it, it is actually not bad. So give it a lesson and let us know what you think? Hate it or love it?

Sexy Lady of The Week

This week's pick is a good one and we even patted ourselves on the back after finding her. Jessica Lucas is an actress on  the new series on NBC "Friends With Benefits" and boy do we want to be friendly with her, on her, over her, you get the point. She has the right mix of pretty face, amazing body and she evens makes you want to hang around and have a conversation.

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Stage 5 Clinger

http://www.askmen.com/dating/curtsmith_500/586_crazy-woman-calls-her-ex-boyfriend-65000-times.html

This Dutch woman called her ex-boyfriend 65,000 times this past year beacuse he didn't return a call after going out to get beers with his buddies. Are you kidding me? I didn't even know calling one person that many times was possible. And we still have four months left to go in the year. My biggest question is why did he not just tell her to stop calling him and put an end to it? It's true what they say "misery loves company."

Penalty Kick Fail

When you're team is winning 4-0 it is not the time to try and be different. Just try to kick the ball into the back of the net like any other regualr soccer player. You sir are not regular and are an idiot. You definitely deserve the yellow card and don't be surprised on your way back to the team hotel and bus they gave you you're walking papers.

Line of The Day

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The Push Present

http://www.askmen.com/dating/curtsmith_500/582_push-present.html

If you are like me than the idea of a push present probably makes you lose all faith in humanity. What is a push present you ask? A push present is a gift given to a pregnant woman for enduring the roller coaster ride her body went through for nine months.

I am all for complimenting a women for giving birth because I know no man could do it and would not sign up for it if they were given a $1,000,000,000. For those who are not math wiz's that's a billion dollars. After watching the labor scene during "Knocked Up" I think, forget that I know it is one of the most difficult things to do. But I thought having a child was a gift in itself. Why should a woman be rewarded for something she wanted in the first place? That's like me getting a Christmas gift and wondering aloud where are my birthday presents?

If a woman can ask for a present then I should get one as well. A helicopter sounds nice or even an all expenses paid trip to Vegas. Let's be real here, the second that kid makes its way into the world sex will be non existent and waking up at all hours of the night will be commonplace.

Only In France

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/8741895/Frenchman-ordered-to-pay-wife-damages-for-lack-of-sex.html

A french woman has sued her ex-husband for lack of sex during their twenty-one years of marriage. Not only did she divorce this guy a couple of years before but now she wants money from him too. I have never met a man who willingly turns down sex from his wife so until I see how she looks I will holdout judgement for now. She could have been Jessica Alba when they got married and turned into a walrus by the time they were heading to splitsville. I thought married couples have less sex as the years go on so why would she expect anything different?

Song of The Week #2

We usually don't do this but today it's for a special occasion. For those who don't know yesterday September 5 was the birthday of Freddy Mercury, the lead singer of the rock band Queen. He passed away in 1991 due to AIDS and if he were alive it would have been his 65th birthday. So in commemoration of Mercury we decided to put up a couple of Queen tunes for you guys. Enjoy!

Song of The Week

This week's song comes from a band north of the border. The band Tokyo Police Club, yes there are from Canada have a decent following and are a pretty good live band. This song is Wait Up (Boot's of Danger) from their latest album Champ.

Line of The Day

"You have a vagina so you meet the criteria for about 50% of men out there. But just because you have a  vagina does not mean I want to see yours."

Does Breast Size Matter?

http://www.askmen.com/dating/dating_advice/dating6.html

Jessica Simpson is deciding whether to get breast reduction surgery because she thinks her body will look better in the wedding dress with smaller breasts than the milk factory she carries around. Do women with larger breast really think about getting breast reduction surgery?

Many women dream of having bigger breasts. In all my years on this earth I have only met one woman who wanted to get breast reduction surgery and that's because they were quite massive. Her reasoning for this was because the stress on her back was just too much for her to bear. This may be true and I would not want any women to suffer with back issues for their rest of their lives but that would just be a crime against humanity.

As men and women get older the body just doesn't look the same as when we were young stallions. So a women's breasts will not be as perky and amazing as they were during her prime years. Why would a woman add to this dilema by reducing them and just speeding up the process?

Lastly, something that keeps many men awake at night but helps articulate my point farther is a question many women can answer. Would you rather go out with  a man who didn't measure up below the waist or have a guy who could double his penis as a clothesline? If you can truthfully say that a man can reduce the size of his penis and it would not bother you then by all means go ahead and get the surgery if you will.

Make sure you talk it over with your significant other because he or she might not be ready for the smaller you. But if you do get the surgery take a picture and video because there has to be some evidence of the past.

Line Of The Day

"When I was drunk and nearsighted she looked good."