Party Spot

We have a new feature to this blog and it's called Party Spot. We will try to bring you a new bar, club or lounge that we plan to visit or have already visited. No we are not getting paid for it but if anyone out there is willing to donate funds that would be much obliged.

With this being New Year's weekend many people have already chosen where they will go. For those still deciding Kiss and Fly located in the Meatpacking District is still open. Yes it is a pricey but if the world ends next year you could say you live it up before then. Friends of the blog will be heading over there but it's not like you will recognize them so don't even bother introducing yourself.

Line Of The Day

"I feel like robbing you..."

This was said to me by a friend of mine. Some friends I have.

Happy New Year

The blog will be going on hiatus for the New Year's weekend. Have fun this weekend but most importantly be safe and stay focused. See you next week.

FML Of The Day

"Today, I found out my boyfriend has been using my moisturiser as lube when he wanks. It's $90 per bottle." FML

She deserves it for having a $90 lotion.

The Wingwoman

All of you have heard of the wingman and his duties. He can help his buddy get laid, work a group a women to make his buddy look better and most importantly play defense when he has to fend off the annoying friend who wants to go home early. But there is a new phenomena sweeping bars and lounges all across the world, the wingwoman.

The wingwoman can do things that a wingman can't do. She can diffuse a sitaution in which you look like the creep in the corner just ogling a group of women. She can make you actually look like a functional human being that you really are not. Also tell me one woman that won't feel a bit more comfortable talking to a sexy woman than your buddy who might be drooling all over himself at the moment with Cheetos stains on his shirt?

Unfortunately many men don't have too many good looking female friends they can turn to. And the ones they can turn to might be the ones they want to sleep with. You could turn to an agency a pay for a wingwoman but that's $100-$400 that you could spend getting trashed with your buddies and giving them one more shot. What are friends for?

Line Of The Day

"I like the holiday themed porn.. it's a nice touch."

Sh** Black Girls Say/Sh** Girls Say

Check out these two videos in which two guys impersontae women. It will definitely make you laugh but don't take my word for it just waych. Don't worry there will be something coming out about Sh** Boys Say/Sh** Black Boys Say. Don't forget where you heard it first.

FML Of The Day

"Today, I learned if you've slept with your soon to be step-brother you should tell your family. If you don't, he may blurt it out while drunk at a family barbecue." FML

Texas, need I say more?

Sexy Lady Of The Week

I was watching Transformers awhile back and just got lost all in Megan Fox. I mean she could have been reciting the alphabet and I would have thought it was the smartest thing ever said. But there is a person who will go nameless that tried to convince me that she was not that good looking. All I will say is that person also writes for this blog, enough said.

New Year's Resolution

Most people try and make one ranging from losing weight, becoming better people or some nonsense likethat. Name one person you know who keeps up with their resolution? Don't worry I'll wait.

A friend of mine told me someone said they had their resolution planned like a couple months back. So I asked what I thought was a reasonabe question, "why does that person not just start it already?" The response to that was "well its not New Year's Day yet." Why do people wait to make resolutions when they could just start them at the moment right then and there? This still boggles the mind.

You want to lose weight for the New Year do you? Every gym membership is going to go through the roof the first week but then as February sneaks around the corner watch gyms across the country turn into a buffett at a Weight Watcher's meeting, empty and bare.  I actually did not realize that line was going to work that well.

Do I think people should stop making New Year's Resolutions? Yes I do. But if you do decide to make one please stick to it and don't cloud my Facebook page with them because you and I both know they are just empty promises.

Who Killed Hip-Hop You Ask?

When Nas said hip-hop was dead a lot of people thought he was crazy and just way off base. That is until I saw this video by this so-called rapper Bangs and his video "Take U To Da Movies." If anyone ever asks you who killed the genre formally known as rap/hip-hop just play this for them. After that burn the evidence.

Line Of The Day

"Its called the American dream because you gotta be asleep to believe it."

FML Of The Day

"Today I was driving home from work when I saw the woman in the car in front of me throw something out the window. Only when it landed on my windshield did I realize what it was. A bloody tampon." FML

Only in NY... no one better ever complain about nothing I throw out the window.

Friends With Benefits Exit Strategy

I have always been told how to get into a friends with benefits sitaution. I have been told how to work it out so both of you get what you want and keep it going all peachy. But no one ever told me how to end one of these if things get sour or I find someone better. You may ask why do I want to know this? Knowledege is power people.

Should I move to another city, state, or country? Should I start speaking another language and pretend like english is not my first one? Should I develop amnesia because just like whiplash after a car crash who can really prove otherwise?

So if anyone out there has an exit startegy pleasse let me know. Last thing we all want is someone ending things horribly and now the person left in the aftermath becomes your problem.

Song Of The Week

The song of the week is Loca People by Sak Noel. Someone told me you don't really know what they are saying but the visual is just awesome. So hopefully you like this song and maybe you hear it this week during one of your end of the year parties.

Happy Hanukkah Day 8

The eight gifts we would like to have for Hanukkah.

8. Scarlett Johansson
7. Different owners for the New York Mets
6. World Peace. Don't scoff at the idea, it's possible.
5. More people reading this blog. But we certainly do appreciate the one who follows us, thanks mom!
4. The Giants beating the Jets and making the playoffs.
3. A Dreidel
2. Find us someone who actually celebrates Kwanza.
1. A Great New Year!

Line Of The Day

"I know jewish people but there all jewish."

This was a friends response to meeting someone who is half-muslim and half-jewish.

FML Of The Day

"Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg." FML

lol.. its all fun and games until you break a leg again!

Happy Hanukkah Day 6

The eight gifts we would like to have for Hanukkah.

8. Scarlett Johansson
7. Different owners for the New York Mets
6. World Peace. Don't scoff at the idea, it's possible.
5. More people reading this blog. But we certainly do appreciate the one who follows us, thanks mom!
4. The Giants beating the Jets and making the playoffs.
3. A Dreidel

Merry Christmas

From us here at the Black and Brown Blog we would just like to wish everyone a Merry Christmas out there. Have fun, be safe and enjoy the time you will spend with family and friends.

Happy Hanukkah Day 4

The eight gifts we would like to have for Hanukkah.

8. Scarlett Johansson
7. Different owners for the New York Mets
6. World Peace. Don't scoff at the idea, it's possible.
5. More people reading this blog. But we certainly do appreciate the one who follows us, thanks mom!

FML Of The Day

"Today, I was wanking and starting thinking about why the Simpsons are yellow, and how that came to be. I haven't been laid in 4 years and my ADD is so crippling that I can't jack off." FML

Now that's add... someone needs a hooker.

Line Of The Day

"This hoodie adds about 20 lbs... looks like a brown snowman."

Sexy Lady Of The Week

Rashida Jones has been on a couple of hit comedy shows from "The Office" to "Parks and Recreation" and was also on that show a couple of years back "Boston Public." She is also the daughter of Quincy Jones which means she has some rhythm to go with it all. Now point out a guy who does not like that triple threat in a woman and I will point out a man with no soul or personality.

AP Images

Happy Hanukkah Day 3

The eight gifts we would like to have for Hanukkah.

8. Scarlett Johansson
7. Different owners for the New York Mets
6. World Peace. Don't scoff at the idea, it's possible.

Line Of The Day

"Best way to wake up early: go to sleep slightly hungry."

FML Of The Day

"Today, my boyfriend told me love is like a drug. I started tearing up because this is the most romantic he has been in a while. He then went on to break up with me, telling me that my "prescription is up." FML

Haha... as I was reading I was hoping he'd say that! Lol

The Way Women Judge Men

http://m.askmen.com/dating/curtsmith_500/561_the-six-sixes.html

So the link above is supposed to be the criteria by which women judge men. Of course we all know that this could vary from female to female but here are the Six Sixes that they are looking for.

A Six Figure Salary
Last time I checked we were in a recession and unemployment was at around 10%. If you could find someone with a job then you are in luck.

At Least Six Feet Tall
The avergae male is like 5'9'' so unless she is scouting the NBA or her man is okay with wearing stilts this could be a problem.

At Least 600 Horsepower In His Car
A friend of mine looked at this and said "when women learn to drive then we will talk." His words not mine.

A Six-Pack Abdomen
Everyone should strive to be healthy but she better not ask of him what she does not ask of herself.

At Least Six Months Since Last Relationship
Who puts a timetable on breaking up? Now I know who does.

At Least Six Inches Below The Belt
First off not every guy walking this planet is a pornstar or carrying a man shank for a penis. Second, if that's the case then women should have at least C-cup breats, a pretty face, nice legs and a butt you can place a soda can on.

Do you disagree or do you think there should be more tacked on to the current list. Let us know in the comments section below or email us at blknbr@gmail.com.

Happy Hanukkah Day 2

The eight gifts we would like to have for Hanukkah.

8. Scarlett Johansson
7. Different owners for the New York Mets

Line Of The Day

"U know how they say homophobic.. how come ppl who are pro gay are not called homophyllic?

This line came from a person who studied biology in college so please feel free to draw your own conclusions.

FML Of The Day

"Today, I grabbed some lotion to have a good wank. However, I'd got it a bit wrong in my rush to spurt my man-mush into an old gym sock, and had picked up some concentrated bronzer. I now have neon-orange hands and genitals." FML

Wat is dis shit about old gym socks? He deserved it!!

Happy Hanukkah

With the start of Hanukkah beginning as of sunset today and ends on Dec. 28 we wanted to give our eight gifts that we would like over the next week plus. Yes we know that we are not Jewish and in no way are we trying to make fun of the holiday.

8. Scarlett Johansson

Should Rapping Or Singing In Public Be Banned?

Now this guy clearly knows he is not only off tune but making a fool of himself. Imagine sitting on a train after a rough day and having to sit through this even though you just want to relax and get home as quickly as possible. Give him credit though this is funny and now he will be a internet sensation and probably make way more than anybody working a 9-5. Who does not love that?

FML Of The Day

"Today, I found out, that when our son is mad at us, he squeezes the top of his shoulder pimples and sprinkles it on our food." FML

ewwwwww don't fuk with ppls food.

Line Of The Day

"How close is brown man returns to batman returns?"

Songs Of The Week

As you can tell from the title there is not only one song of the week but two. First we start of with Young Jeezy whose album "TM 103" which drops today. One song of the album that we like is I Do featuring Jay-Z and Andre 3000. Just to let you know we like the song but are in no way shape or form ready to say I do.

One of the most underrated rappers in the game Common drops his album "The Dreamer, The Believer" today as well. This is his ninth album and it just brings all of the good things we associate with Common and just good old conscious rap. Here is the song Celebrate and go out there and purchase these two albums if you like them.

Tupac Back From The Dead Again!

http://www.nme.com/news/various-artists/61048

Line Of The Day

Person A: I'm not hearing good things man; I hear she is two-faced.

Person B: So? Fuck the pretty one!

Sexy Girl Of The Week

                                                               Sarah Shahi

Don't drool on the screen!

Distracted Much?

It's always interesting to see the cops fuck up especially in cases like this. He dropped his pen so he tried to pick it up and ended up a utility pole. The cop didn't even have a scratch so its ok laugh it up!

Song Of The Week

Happy 22nd Birthday to Taylor Swift!