BNB 66 World's Fattest Woman

BNB 65 Mice For Dinner

FML Of The Day

"Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club." FML

Not buying it.

BNB 64 Tyson Wannabe

Line Of The Day

"Cabrera took a shot to the face that would make Peter North jealous."

BNB 63 Strip Club To The Rescue

FML Of The Day

"Today, I was enjoying a passionate moment of foreplay with my boyfriend. I was giving him a blowjob, and I swallowed. He then freaked out and said I just ate our future children, making me a cannibal." FML

What an ungrateful mf!

BNB 62 Don't Brag About Banging Another Man's Woman

BNB 61 Damn That Must've Been Some Good Salsa!

Line Of The Day

"Pussy time!!! Bring some rubber.

Underground Wednesday

Today we have the song Cashin Out by Cash Out. The beat is not to bad and the song has a decent flow. If you don't believe us just give it a listen and see if you don't want to start cashin out.

FML Of The Day

"Today, my 27 year old boyfriend chose playing with Lego over making sweet love to me." FML

Maybe he would have chose her if she wanted it hardcore.

FML Of The Day

"Today, I found a bug under my foreskin." FML

That sucks.

Line of The Day

"Animals don't understand the concept of "don't bite the hands that feeds you."

Sexy Meteorologist #6

We continue this last week because we have had a positive response for the sexy meteorologists. So today we have Telemundo's weather girl Mary Gamarra. We have begun to realize that there are hot weather women so when they screw up the weather we won't get that mad because look at them.

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BNB 60 Condoms Are Too Expensive!

FML Of The Day

"Today, while painting a wall, I handed a bucket of paint up to my friend who was standing on the top rung of a ladder. She said felt dizzy, and came crashing down on me, along with the paint on my hand." FML

A scene straight out of the Three Stooges.

Sexy Meteorologist #5

As we continue rolling here with our sexy meteorologists this week today we feature Ginger Zee of ABC's Good Morning America.

NBC Chicago

BNB 59 Struck By Cupid's Arrow

FML Of The Day

"Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mother burst through the door holding a video camera and exclaimed, "AWW, my baby's first time!" FML

Really?!????!!

Sexy Meteorologist #4

Usually we have a sexy lady of the week but of course you see we have a sexy meteorologist going on at the moment. Today we have not let you down as we have Maria Molina of Fox News:

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FML Of The Day

"Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk. Almost before he could open his mouth my mother popped her head into the room and said, "Be realistic, Dan. Who would want to sleep with that?" FML

Now that's what I call motherly love.

Underground Wednesday

Brianna Perry is a young up and coming female rapper in the game. She released her mixtape "Face Off" last Christmas and is already working on her new music. So get ready because she is ready to make this summer all hers. So check out her song "Marylin Monroe."

Sexy Meteorologist #3

This is day three of our sexy meteorologists and if you think we would run out at this point you are sadly mistaken. If there are any that we missed just comment below or send us an email at blknbr@gmail.com.

Today's meteorologist is Jackie Johnson.

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Line Of The Day

"I guess porn isn't as rampant as we thought."

BNB 58 Walking Dead

FML Of The Day

"Today, I got my yearbook. My sister and I are identical twins, and we realized only my sister had a picture in it. When we asked the head of yearbook, they said they thought it was the same girl trying to get two pictures, so they put in the prettier one." FML

Wow!! Burn!!

Sexy Meteorologist #2

As we said last week we decided to feature some of the hottest meteorologists that we have seen. Now this is not done in any order but just whoever we felt like putting up that particular day. If there are any that we missed just comment below or send us an email at blknbr@gmail.com.

Today we Domenica Davis of NBC 4 New York

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Song Of The Week

After a short hiatus Santigold is back with her song "Disparate Youth." I have not stopped playing this song since I first heard it. Don't forget to get her album "Master Of My Make-Believe" on May 1st, which is the follow-up to her self-titled album. The album cover looks pretty cool too so sit back and give a listen to "Disparate Youth."

FML Of The Day

"Today, my girlfriend and I agreed to tell her parents that she's pregnant. When they started freaking out, instead of dealing with the situation maturely, she went into straight-up Tard Mode and said, "It's okay, I'm not the mom." FML

That baby is the one who should say FML!!!

BNB 57 Making Money In Jail

FML Of The Day

"Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the tension, I said 'Oh, I was just thinking about you!' Not a good idea." FML

Folks that's what we call a double negative

Sexy Meteorologist #1

As we said last week we decided to feature some of the hottest meteorologists that we have seen. Now this is not done in any order but just whoever we felt like putting up that particular day. If there are any that we missed just comment below or send us an email at blknbr@gmail.com.

This week we have Jackie Guerrido of Univision

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BNB 56 Man Sues Movie Theater

Line Of The Day

"I don't need a Blackberry charger but I know niggas that do."

FML Of The Day

"Today, my hay-fever started. I'm five months pregnant, and every time I cough, sneeze or blow my nose I either fart or wet myself." FML

That's a true FML.

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BNB 54 Drunk Driving On Train Tracks

FML Of The Day

"Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up." FML

What are they 8?

BNB 53 Suicide Roller Coaster

What's Up With This Weather?

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Correct me if I'm wrong but is this not supposed to be winter? It's all warm and sunny outside but then it will switch it up on us and get cold again. You might blame it on Mother Nature but I say its the fault of meteorologists.

First off your profession is based on predictions and educated guesses. If you get the weather wrong all you have to  say "oh well" or "my bad" and face no repercussions. But James in Seattle who was told to expect snow walks out his house bundled up to his chiny, chin, chin and realizes it's not only sunny but a balmy 85 degrees.

Or how about some of these names that these weather professionals have. Storm Fields, Mr. G, Sam Champion, Amy Freeze and Ginger Zee. So I guess a prerequisite for a weather person is to have a unique name that goes with your job. You might think you're clever but I'm on to you guys.

This post was all in good fun because we all know they work there butts off and actually are pretty smart. Stay tuned next week as we unveil our sexy meteorologists, it will definitely be something to behold.

BNB 52 Mass Effect 3 Release

FML Of The Day

"Today, I was fired from my job. My boss claimed it was because I smelled like alcohol, never mind the fact that my job was brew master at a beer company." FML

That's stupid or he is lying.

Sexy Lady of The Week

We have begun to realize that the people who read this blog really look forward to this every single week. We really don't blame you because you're not alone. So a friend of mine brought to my attention another candidate in Indian actress Roshni Chopra.  So I had to peruse through her images and do some research just to make sure she fit the standards needed to make it this week. Some might say what a waste of time but I say it was well worth it.

Glam Galz

BNB 51 Jail Over $2 Pumpkin

BNB 50 Drive-Thru Funeral

Underground Wednesday

I have been listening to this tune recently and I would not be shocked if you have already heard it either. If not then you have come to the right place. The song is 212 by Azealia banks and it has a nice catchy beat which gets you on the dance floor ready to have a good time. Check it out and let us know what you think.

Line Of The Day

"You have to make sure you mop the floor in the bathroom after you take a shower."

This coming from a guy who rarely takes showers or baths.

Road Trip= Wild Wings

The video is pretty funny and it captured the essence of the original. The parody of Buffalo Wild Wings is from MGK's song Wild Boy ft Waka Flocka. When I first saw this I could not stop laughing because it was so dead on. Even the guy who had on the fake dreads was able to pull of Flocka to a tee. I have to go to Wild Wings now.

FML Of The Day

"Today, I choked on a gummy bear and ended up in the emergency room. The first thing the doctor said to me was, "well, that must have been 'beary' uncomfortable." The entire room burst into laughter." FML

Haha

BNB 49 Are You A Cheating Whore?

Line Of The Day

"Its easier being fat."

Stalkers

I have heard about stalkers but until I see it first hand it's hard to fathom. To me stalkers are like the abominable snowman or big foot, unless I get substantial proof then ehhhhh. Until I heard this story and become a believer.

A friend of mine was telling me about a girl he was dating a couple of years back who kept calling his house when he was still living at home. So imagine your parents picking up the phone four or five times a day to speak to this person. It got to the point where she would call early in the morning and late at night to talk. When I asked him what they would talk about he said "she just wanted to be the first person I spoke to in the morning and the last one I spoke to at night." I guess a simple text message is just not enough anymore. It got so bad she waited for him outside his home until he came out and did not mention she was there. The look on his face must have been priceless.

Is there some stalker gene that scientist have not discovered yet? At some point it has to dawn on you that this is crazy and you need to stop. Well I guess it does not stop until someone is thrown down a well and asked to put the lotion in the bucket.

FML Of The Day

"Today, I was texting my friend, confiding in her that I hooked up with a guy who already has a girlfriend. A couple of minutes later, I looked on my Twitter feed noticed that the text message had gone to Twitter instead of my friend." FML

Technology gone wrong

BNB 48 SI Swimsuit Issue

Song Of The Week

This week's song is from British singer Rita Ora called "Party and Bullshit." A friend of mine who is a big fan of music like this sent me the link and I could definitely see why he is fan. This makes you want to dance and just have a good time. So sit back and give it a listen.

FML Of The Day

"Today, I walked out and saw four kids mercilessly keying my car. When I questioned them on it, they said "Oh, that was your car? Oh well at least we didn't pee on your door handles too." FML

Fucking kids.

Party Spot

Head over to Mehanata in Manhattan, don't worry I'll wait for those who are having trouble following that. There are about three floors and on the second they play Bulgarian music which is kind of unique.  But that's not the best part of this bar at all. On the bottom floor there is an ice cage filled with all types of vodkas and rum. If you pay $20 six people can enter and take as many shots as possible in 2 minutes. In theory this sounds like a good idea but in reality it is just awesomeness. They know it's so bad that they even have a puke bucket for the unlucky who need it. They even have a party bus for those who are into that. Head over to Mehanata and wash the rain away.

BNB 47 What's Your Favorite Food?

FUS= Fucked Up Story

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/california-teen-leaves-school-moves-former-teacher-123519629--abc-news.html

So let me get this straight. This teacher and his former student just decided to start dating after she turned 18. He leaves his wife and kids and she just up and leaves school and they think this is on the up and up. We are not stupid and don't act like you were not giving her the business in the back seat of your car. Hey buddy you're 41-years-old and you can kiss Teacher of the Year goodbye. I love her quote " He's my best friend. I mean, he's more than just a lover." Don't worry after he goes to prison he will have many, many more lovers.

Line Of The Day

Two woman are having a conversation on the street and looking at a phone.

Woman 1: I thought it would be bigger but that's small.

Woman 2: You're right. That is small.

Woman 1: I didn't know they made them that small.

Woman 2: Me neither.

They could be talking about a myriad of things but because my mind is in the gutter only one thing comes to mind. I will let you decide what it is I'm thinking.

BNB 46 Porsche+ Cement = Disaster

FML Of The Day

"Today, I met my brother for the first time in 20 years. Everything was going great, until he tried to make out with me." FML

Texas, need I say more?

The Condom Guy

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 It just makes sense for so many guys I'm shocked no one has done it yet. Most guys roll in packs anyway so it makes sense to have a designated condom guy. Designated drivers prevent drunk driving accidents so these guys will help prevent unwanted pregnancies.

Let say a you are a young male celebrity or athlete and want to go out and get down and dirty with some lucky ladies. Some of these women might be willing to just have fun, others are ready to settle down and they know you have the keys to the penthouse on the East Side. You don't want to have different baby mamas and kids in numerous states, Antonio Cromartie.

So now you have a guy who just hands you a rubber when the time calls for it. It won't be hard to find this guy because he gets to hang out with the rich and famous and might get lucky himself. Women like a man who is responsible. Is this idea going to take off? Probably not but it definitely gives you something to think about.

BNB 45 Make Out With A Robot

Line Of The Day

"So are you sad that Black History Month is over?"

This is from a jealous person who has no month to look forward too.

FUS= Fucked Up Story

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2105339/Laura-Maggi-Le-Cafe-Busty-barmaid-serves-drinks-skimpy-outfits.html?ICO=most_read_module

So this women has been running a bar for about 8 years and business was not that great. So a light bulb goes off and she decides to start dressing up, really she starts dressing down and wearing skimpy outfits. So of course the women in town were not too happy with their husbands and boyfriends finding another reason to drink and frequent this establishment. And to top it of the mayor, who is a woman said the bar is perfectly legit but won't let her husband go there. Need I say more?

FML Of The Day

"Today, I farted in front of my husband. It somehow turned into a farting war. Then I realized this is the closest we've come to intimacy in a week." FML

A week is not that long but a fart war is just nasty!

Sexy Lady Of The Week

I don't care what anyone says Keira Knightley is sexy. People say she is too skinny, I say she is toned. They might say she is a bit too pale I say she just needs a week on the Jersey Shore. People would say her accent is horrible. Actually I'm kidding about that one because everyone thinks her accent is adorable. Okay she probably does need to add a few pounds but after a couple of go arounds the Chinese buffets, McDonald's and Dunkin' Donuts she should be fine.

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