guy in sexy tan pants at Plymouth Meeting Mall today - it was terrific - m4m - 49 (PHILA PA)
YOU CAN REPLY IF YOU LIKE, EVEN IF YOU'RE NOT HIM. IF YOU'VE CONTACTED ME BEFORE, THIS DOESN'T COUNT YOU OUT!
You were only about 5'3", and you were wearing a short sleeved grey (or maybe black) shirt. You were wearing tan pants that were a little loose fitting - great butt! I couldn't see the outline of your crack or your underwear, which enticed me even more as to what was under there. I saw you outdoors for a few minutes, then indoors for a few minutes, then you walked far ahead of me and I lost track of you. I'd like to pour soda, palmolive liquid, glue, etc. down your pants and all over you. If this sounds interesting, or if you want to do this to me, let me know. Tell me whether you're him when you reply to this message. Does anybody ever get a reply from the person they're talking about on here? Probably not.
So a few things here:
1) That is a very interesting combination of liquids to pour down someone's pants
2) What would that feel like by the way?
3) I like how he's open to having other people reply so he can pour things down their pants, or have them pour crazy things down his pants
Sunday, May 26, 2013
Sunday, May 19, 2013
Lazy Sunday Post- Missed Connections
Probably shouldn't post this, but whatever. - w4m - 23 (Philly)
I am filled with self-loathing about this entire situation, and I should probably stop myself before this turns into a complete self-indulgent whinefest, but I can't help myself. I am also drunk.That being said, I have a terrible admission to make: personality, creed, looks, personal history, intelligence, aspirations...all become negligible after 6'5". Why am I attracted to such tall men? Is it their freakish builds, their somewhat out-of-proportion facial features (there's nothing delicate about the chin or nose of a man that tall), their lack of interesting things to say? Shorter men are objectively less boring. Shorter men tend to brood a little more. Taller men, much taller men, are far too jolly for comfort. This is because they have enough sense to realize that a brooding taller man is intimidating and undesirable. After all, they are far too tall for those luxuries of the will such as brooding. They need to bring down their size with affability. You were both taller than 6'5", and my whorish self couldn't decide which one I liked more. I guess I liked you both equally, even though you were radically different...probably because you were both jolly fucking Sasquatches. You were both utterly unremarkable, and I'm certain you were both very "successful" because men of your height are generally successful. This is because people expect things out of such tall men. I'm aware of the absurdity of this. Very tall men have very little to offer the world. Oh, I bantered and batted my eyes, I wore a short skirt, I commented and simpered grotesquely at both of you. I was transfixed, too self-aware, and too weak to escape my fate. And then I got mean. I don't know why this happens to me, but I become very mean to men I like, probably as some sort of sick litmus test for people who can put up with my bullshit. I was too mean, and for that, I am sorry. I am working on it. It's a defense mechanism because I'm filled with a whole load of ressentiment and angst surrounding my pathetic dating life.All I really want is a very tall man who can put up with my acid comments and have some spunk and treat me halfway decently. I don't really deserve that, but I guess it's always okay to demand. I don't make a very good girlfriend...I'll most likely end up being the Beatrice to your Benedick. Men don't like this. I don't like this. I also don't like men over 6'5", but I'm always in love with them. This is not a cry for help, Internet.
I am filled with self-loathing about this entire situation, and I should probably stop myself before this turns into a complete self-indulgent whinefest, but I can't help myself. I am also drunk.That being said, I have a terrible admission to make: personality, creed, looks, personal history, intelligence, aspirations...all become negligible after 6'5". Why am I attracted to such tall men? Is it their freakish builds, their somewhat out-of-proportion facial features (there's nothing delicate about the chin or nose of a man that tall), their lack of interesting things to say? Shorter men are objectively less boring. Shorter men tend to brood a little more. Taller men, much taller men, are far too jolly for comfort. This is because they have enough sense to realize that a brooding taller man is intimidating and undesirable. After all, they are far too tall for those luxuries of the will such as brooding. They need to bring down their size with affability. You were both taller than 6'5", and my whorish self couldn't decide which one I liked more. I guess I liked you both equally, even though you were radically different...probably because you were both jolly fucking Sasquatches. You were both utterly unremarkable, and I'm certain you were both very "successful" because men of your height are generally successful. This is because people expect things out of such tall men. I'm aware of the absurdity of this. Very tall men have very little to offer the world. Oh, I bantered and batted my eyes, I wore a short skirt, I commented and simpered grotesquely at both of you. I was transfixed, too self-aware, and too weak to escape my fate. And then I got mean. I don't know why this happens to me, but I become very mean to men I like, probably as some sort of sick litmus test for people who can put up with my bullshit. I was too mean, and for that, I am sorry. I am working on it. It's a defense mechanism because I'm filled with a whole load of ressentiment and angst surrounding my pathetic dating life.All I really want is a very tall man who can put up with my acid comments and have some spunk and treat me halfway decently. I don't really deserve that, but I guess it's always okay to demand. I don't make a very good girlfriend...I'll most likely end up being the Beatrice to your Benedick. Men don't like this. I don't like this. I also don't like men over 6'5", but I'm always in love with them. This is not a cry for help, Internet.
Sunday, May 5, 2013
Lazy Sunday Post- Missed Connections
Stole your lighter - m4w - 23 (Spike Hill)
What you look like- I have no idea- what I do know is while partaking in some recreational activities during a funky and mesmorizing show I borrowed your lighter. And although at this point I'm already a dick for taking it, but if you were there you knew people get wrapped up. So I still have it and am ready to return it or just hang out and smoke some smeed about it heyyyy- if this lighter never finds its original owner then thank you I will use it in only absurdly great situations
What you look like- I have no idea- what I do know is while partaking in some recreational activities during a funky and mesmorizing show I borrowed your lighter. And although at this point I'm already a dick for taking it, but if you were there you knew people get wrapped up. So I still have it and am ready to return it or just hang out and smoke some smeed about it heyyyy- if this lighter never finds its original owner then thank you I will use it in only absurdly great situations
Thursday, May 2, 2013
Sexy Lady Of The Week- Aishwarya Rai
Before college I had no idea who Aishwarya Rai was. Halfway through my first day of college I could not forget who she was if I tried. I'm a little upset it took me so long to find out about her but the wait was well worth it. Don't believe me judge for yourselves.
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