The only guy to go from black to white, have all the money in the world to supposedly losing it all and giving comedians a lot of material to use over the years all in the same lifetime. Love him or hate him he was one of the greatest entertainers ever to grace the stage.
Monday, August 29, 2011
Song Of The Week
This week's song comes from Say Anything and it's called Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too. The first time I heard this song it was on constant repeat for a good week. Lead singer Max Beamis is known to be a pretty funny guy so it comes as no surprise that this tune is so catchy.
Saturday, August 27, 2011
Friday, August 26, 2011
Britney Goes To School
http://new.music.yahoo.com/blogs/stopthepresses/392248/britney-spears-if-i-werent-famous-id-be-a-teacher/
Britney Spears says that she would be a teacher if she wasn't a pop star. Now we here are not ones to judge because what do we know? We write this blog and most people probably think it sucks balls. But can anyone really imagine Britney as a teacher? Guys in that class would whack off to her everyday they got home and girls would be jealous because no boy pays attention to you when the hot teacher is in the room.
No school aged boy would be thinking this at all.
Britney Spears says that she would be a teacher if she wasn't a pop star. Now we here are not ones to judge because what do we know? We write this blog and most people probably think it sucks balls. But can anyone really imagine Britney as a teacher? Guys in that class would whack off to her everyday they got home and girls would be jealous because no boy pays attention to you when the hot teacher is in the room.
No school aged boy would be thinking this at all.
Sexy Lady Of The Week
Since we did not post the sexy lady of the week yesterday we will do it today.
How does Fox News Channel do it? It seems as if every female on-air is either blonde, good looking and always are wearing really short skirts. And we're not mad at all. This week's pick falls into that category and sorry for the wait but here is this week's sexy lady of the week Diana Macedo.
How does Fox News Channel do it? It seems as if every female on-air is either blonde, good looking and always are wearing really short skirts. And we're not mad at all. This week's pick falls into that category and sorry for the wait but here is this week's sexy lady of the week Diana Macedo.
Hurricane Irene
First an earthquake in the beginning of the week and now Hurricane Irene. I guess that preacher who predicted the end of the world was right but just three months late.
Now since everyone will be indoors for most if not all the weekend you should take this time to catch up on all the posts here on the Black and Brown Blog. Let us here from you the reader because without you we really have nothing.
We hope the storm is nothing like this:
But seriously be safe out there and stay dry.
Now since everyone will be indoors for most if not all the weekend you should take this time to catch up on all the posts here on the Black and Brown Blog. Let us here from you the reader because without you we really have nothing.
We hope the storm is nothing like this:
But seriously be safe out there and stay dry.
Wednesday, August 24, 2011
One-Night Stands
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2029559/One-night-stands-Women-casual-sex-prefer-aggressive-caveman-courtship.html
Women like a man who is confident, assertive, to the point, good-looking and a guy who dominates them. Oh wait are we supposed to put bedroom at the end of that last one? Pretty much that's what this study is trying to tell us. Women won't tell you that but it is true. So a guy could have all those qualities above or just get her and himself drunk and let the good times roll.
Sidenote: Never tell a girl you just met "I want to fuck you like an animal," unless you're a rockstar or a millionaire. If you're not, stick to what you know because it could end badly.
Women like a man who is confident, assertive, to the point, good-looking and a guy who dominates them. Oh wait are we supposed to put bedroom at the end of that last one? Pretty much that's what this study is trying to tell us. Women won't tell you that but it is true. So a guy could have all those qualities above or just get her and himself drunk and let the good times roll.
Sidenote: Never tell a girl you just met "I want to fuck you like an animal," unless you're a rockstar or a millionaire. If you're not, stick to what you know because it could end badly.
Tuesday, August 23, 2011
I'm Not That Type Of Girl
I am going to recall a story a friend told me a couple of days ago and at the end I want you to decide what type of girl she really is.
A friend is waiting for his girlfreind at a bar after taking some exams. This girl who probably wants a shoulder to cry on decided to mosey on over to him. Knowing this chick is bad news and hoping not to offend his girl my friend decides give this girl the run around. After about 20 minutes or so his girl shows up and begins to try and run point on this chick who supposedly is waiting for someone at this point. As she speaks all you can picture is Reese Witherspoon's character from Legally Blonde.
This girl is completely drunk at this point and somehow gets back to drinking at the bar. Then one of their friends shows up and is a good looking guy who the drunky from before kind of fancies. She makes her way back to the group and after talking for awhile both of them disappear. One of the guys in the group has to go to the bathroom and has an idea where the two lovebirds have gone. They were hooking up in the bathroom.
She comes out ten minutes later with slurred speech and I quote "He tried to touch my breasts and I told him I'm not that type of girl."
Now I don't know about you guys but when a girl goes into a bathroom to makeout she is either a prostitute or that type of girl. Either way whatever you say won't change our opinion of you.
A friend is waiting for his girlfreind at a bar after taking some exams. This girl who probably wants a shoulder to cry on decided to mosey on over to him. Knowing this chick is bad news and hoping not to offend his girl my friend decides give this girl the run around. After about 20 minutes or so his girl shows up and begins to try and run point on this chick who supposedly is waiting for someone at this point. As she speaks all you can picture is Reese Witherspoon's character from Legally Blonde.
This girl is completely drunk at this point and somehow gets back to drinking at the bar. Then one of their friends shows up and is a good looking guy who the drunky from before kind of fancies. She makes her way back to the group and after talking for awhile both of them disappear. One of the guys in the group has to go to the bathroom and has an idea where the two lovebirds have gone. They were hooking up in the bathroom.
She comes out ten minutes later with slurred speech and I quote "He tried to touch my breasts and I told him I'm not that type of girl."
Now I don't know about you guys but when a girl goes into a bathroom to makeout she is either a prostitute or that type of girl. Either way whatever you say won't change our opinion of you.
Monday, August 22, 2011
Song Of The Week
Wiz Khalifa has become a big star in the past year. He has become a major player in the rap game, he is now dating Amber Rose and was listed on Forbes richest rappers this past year bringing in $11 million.
This week's song is the Taylor Gang Anthem ft Chevy Woods, enjoy.
P.S. These guys really love their weed. I wonder how they get any work done.
This week's song is the Taylor Gang Anthem ft Chevy Woods, enjoy.
P.S. These guys really love their weed. I wonder how they get any work done.
Would You Sleep With Any Of The Women From the Jersey Shore Cast?
I was mulling this question over during the last episode of the Jersey Shore. I will list the cast members than give you the reasons why/why I would not sleep with them. Feel free to comment on this post or email us at blknbr@gmail.com
JWOW
The most athletic female in the group and could body slam a guy if he got out of line. She does have huge breasts, whether you believe they are real or not.
Snooki
Snooki looks like the offspring of a penguin and a troll. She is really short and always seems to waddle whenver she walks around. Her love of pickles would mean that she doesn't mind loving something else shaped like a pickle but to put up with her might make you go elsewhere.
Sammi
Now she seems like a sweet girl and is kind of cute. That is until you see that she is a bit of a psycho when it comes to Ronnie. Do you reallly want to be the guy that she chases after, gets togetrher with, dumps later, screams at you and makes you wonder why you were not getting an anal probe from an alien instead?
Deena
Now we have the last to join the cast. Like all the other females on the show she is loud and likes to party. She still reminds me of Snooki in a way and that's not a good thing.
After going through this list I guess JWOW wins by default. What do you guys think?
JWOW
The most athletic female in the group and could body slam a guy if he got out of line. She does have huge breasts, whether you believe they are real or not.
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Snooki looks like the offspring of a penguin and a troll. She is really short and always seems to waddle whenver she walks around. Her love of pickles would mean that she doesn't mind loving something else shaped like a pickle but to put up with her might make you go elsewhere.
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Now she seems like a sweet girl and is kind of cute. That is until you see that she is a bit of a psycho when it comes to Ronnie. Do you reallly want to be the guy that she chases after, gets togetrher with, dumps later, screams at you and makes you wonder why you were not getting an anal probe from an alien instead?
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Deena
Now we have the last to join the cast. Like all the other females on the show she is loud and likes to party. She still reminds me of Snooki in a way and that's not a good thing.
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Benefits Of Sex For Women
http://www.askmen.com/dating/love_tip_3800/3820_benefits-of-sex-for-women.html
For centuries men have been trying to tell women that more sex is good for them. Now the Journal of Sexual Medicine says women who have sex less than twice a month are more prone to illness than those who have sex more than twice a month.
For all those women who have not hit their quota for the month yet, send us an email and a picture of yourself to blknbr@gmail.com and maybe we here at the Black and Brown Blog can help you.
For centuries men have been trying to tell women that more sex is good for them. Now the Journal of Sexual Medicine says women who have sex less than twice a month are more prone to illness than those who have sex more than twice a month.
For all those women who have not hit their quota for the month yet, send us an email and a picture of yourself to blknbr@gmail.com and maybe we here at the Black and Brown Blog can help you.
FML Of The Day
"Today I woke up to my roomate sniffing my underwear. He said he was checking if they were clean, so he could borrow them later. Which may have been reasonable, if I weren't still sleeping in them." FML
Time to move
Time to move
Saturday, August 20, 2011
FML of the Day
"Today, I was sitting in my cubicle at work, nursing a hangover, and thinking how stupid I was for getting so shit-faced last night. I then realized that I was voicing my thoughts out loud, and the whole office had gone quiet, listening to me castigate myself." FML
Idiot.
Idiot.
Why Wear Sunglasses Indoors?
One of my biggest pet peeves are people who wear shades/sunglasses inside. I have no idea why people wear shades when they are indoors. I understand if you just walked into a store or someplace where you won't be hanging out for much long that's cool.
But then there are these clowns that decide wearing them inside a club makes you look cool. No buddy it makes you look Stevie Wonder trying to dance and head bob to the music. Athletes wear them at a press conferences for no reason at all. I have been to press conferences but never had to sit at the podium but I will assume the lights are not as bright as you may think. What really put this over the top for me was yesterday while watching an interview with Jason Momoa, the actor who plays Conan the Barbarian. During the interview which takes place indoors he decideds it time to look super cool and throw on the raybans. What Are You Hiding?
There should be a rule no shades indoors unless the lights are UV rays. Leave the shades for the sun and let us see your face. Unless when you really need them for hiding a black eye, getting over a hangover and most importantly trying to hide an ugly face because lets be serious anything to cover that mug will be greatly appreciated.
But then there are these clowns that decide wearing them inside a club makes you look cool. No buddy it makes you look Stevie Wonder trying to dance and head bob to the music. Athletes wear them at a press conferences for no reason at all. I have been to press conferences but never had to sit at the podium but I will assume the lights are not as bright as you may think. What really put this over the top for me was yesterday while watching an interview with Jason Momoa, the actor who plays Conan the Barbarian. During the interview which takes place indoors he decideds it time to look super cool and throw on the raybans. What Are You Hiding?
There should be a rule no shades indoors unless the lights are UV rays. Leave the shades for the sun and let us see your face. Unless when you really need them for hiding a black eye, getting over a hangover and most importantly trying to hide an ugly face because lets be serious anything to cover that mug will be greatly appreciated.
Kim Kardashian To Marry Kris Humphries Tomorrow
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2027993/Kim-Kardashian-wedding-Bride-bes-row-Kris-Humphries-rehearsal.html?ito=feeds-newsxml
We here at the Black and Brown Blog would like to congratulate the future couple on their wedding and many many happy years together. Now that we got that out of the way...
We also commend Kris Humpries because not many men can do what he is doing rigth now. To show you why we bring you the reasons most men would not marry Kim Kardashian:
1- Almost half of America and some small cities in Asia and Africa have seen the Kim Kardashian sex tape.
2- Kim's last three boyfriends were more famous than Kris when they started going out with her.
3- Her past boyfriends were "packing major heat." For clarification see reason number one.
4- She was married once before.
5- Every guy who is around her or sees her will want to bone her.
6- She makes and will always make way more money than you.
7- The rest of your lives together will be a reality television show.
8- You're not the best athlete in the family.
Besides those reasons it should be a great and enjoyable ride.
We here at the Black and Brown Blog would like to congratulate the future couple on their wedding and many many happy years together. Now that we got that out of the way...
We also commend Kris Humpries because not many men can do what he is doing rigth now. To show you why we bring you the reasons most men would not marry Kim Kardashian:
1- Almost half of America and some small cities in Asia and Africa have seen the Kim Kardashian sex tape.
2- Kim's last three boyfriends were more famous than Kris when they started going out with her.
3- Her past boyfriends were "packing major heat." For clarification see reason number one.
4- She was married once before.
5- Every guy who is around her or sees her will want to bone her.
6- She makes and will always make way more money than you.
7- The rest of your lives together will be a reality television show.
8- You're not the best athlete in the family.
Besides those reasons it should be a great and enjoyable ride.
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Friday, August 19, 2011
FML of the Day
"Today, I was dancing with the 4 hottest girls I've ever seen at a club, and I fainted." FML
lol... at least he got something
lol... at least he got something
Thursday, August 18, 2011
Sexy Lady of The Week
Today we have a treat for you. This week's pick has an amazing tan simply for the fact that she works in Florida and was born in Puerto Rico. Let's not forget that she also was a model and actress. Don't hold it against her that she had to cover the Casey Anthony case, its just one of the pitfalls of the job.
This report just in, NBC's Lilia Luciano, you are this week's sexy lady of the week
This report just in, NBC's Lilia Luciano, you are this week's sexy lady of the week
The Three S's
That is not a typo in the title, it does say the three s's. Now you say what are the three s's and is it anything like the five w's?
Well yes and no. The five w's for where, when, why, who and what were nice for elemenary school but they needed to be revamped a bit. Today men, you will find out what is going through a woman's mind when she meets you.
Why are you so sexy?
Are you single?
Do you want to have sex?
With a great power comes great responsibility, go out there and use this well.
Well yes and no. The five w's for where, when, why, who and what were nice for elemenary school but they needed to be revamped a bit. Today men, you will find out what is going through a woman's mind when she meets you.
Why are you so sexy?
Are you single?
Do you want to have sex?
With a great power comes great responsibility, go out there and use this well.
FML of the Day
"Today, while driving into work, a guy cut me off and I yelled some nasty things out of my window at him. He heard me, followed me to work, took a baseball bat out and then chased me into the office. He also smashed my windshield on his way out." FML
Only in NY... Someone is getting sued.
Only in NY... Someone is getting sued.
Wednesday, August 17, 2011
Black Power?
I was heading to Harlem earlier to meet some friends for dinner at Sylvia's Restaurant. I know what you're thinking black man going to an establishment which serves colard greens, macaroni with cheese and fried chicken, how typical. All I have to say is fuck you and yes it was delicious but that's not the point. As I got off the train and made the turn onto Lennox Avenue I see a parade/march of black people dressed in white with green and black flags chanting black power. Now you say so, what's the big deal? Well that's all well in good until I looked in the middle of this crowd and saw the only white guy in the group probably in his 50's chanting too. Only in Harlem and that made me chuckle a bit and I wanted to share that with you.
Get A Grip Eli
http://www.nj.com/giants/index.ssf/2011/08/eli_manning_compares_himself_t.html
What the fuck are you doing Eli? Don't compare yourself to Tom Brady. Do you have multiple super bowl rings? Uh, nope. Are you heading to the hall of fame? Not the last time I checked. Are you married to a supermodel, uh uh but your wife is a very good looking gal.
I defended you when people would dog you, when people made fun of you for being mentally handicapped, I laughed a bit but still tried to defend you. I understand you want to be confident and show people that you are up for the challenge, but don't do it.
If they ask you if Tom Brady's son is better then you your response should be "this kid might be small in stature but he has a rocket for an arm like his dad." If they ask are you better than Brady again say "he is one of the greatest quarterbacks to ever play this game and to be mentioned in the same sentence is pretty cool." Or the best line of them all, "I don't worry about that all I worry about is winning games." Give them that coach speak that you always give.
Those were three great lines and you can use them free of charge because you're my boy and I don't want to see this happen again.
What the fuck are you doing Eli? Don't compare yourself to Tom Brady. Do you have multiple super bowl rings? Uh, nope. Are you heading to the hall of fame? Not the last time I checked. Are you married to a supermodel, uh uh but your wife is a very good looking gal.
I defended you when people would dog you, when people made fun of you for being mentally handicapped, I laughed a bit but still tried to defend you. I understand you want to be confident and show people that you are up for the challenge, but don't do it.
If they ask you if Tom Brady's son is better then you your response should be "this kid might be small in stature but he has a rocket for an arm like his dad." If they ask are you better than Brady again say "he is one of the greatest quarterbacks to ever play this game and to be mentioned in the same sentence is pretty cool." Or the best line of them all, "I don't worry about that all I worry about is winning games." Give them that coach speak that you always give.
Those were three great lines and you can use them free of charge because you're my boy and I don't want to see this happen again.
FML of the Day
"Today, I had to say no to my girlfriend when she wanted to have sex. My reason? My dick was scabbed from jerking it last night." FML
retard
retard
Tuesday, August 16, 2011
Preacher Is Only Four Years Old
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/44158422/ns/today-today_people/t/pint-sized-preacher-sermon-sensation?GT1=43001
This four year old kid is supposed to be like a preaching prodigy. Let me repeat this again this kid is four. What does he know about preaching or the way the world works? We're not really religious here at the Black and Brown Blog but somoene has to realize this is a bit out there. I don't even think he can read so how does he look through the Bible to give his sermons?
Its not like his parents would put this kids sermon on Youtube or give interviews with television stations to get some attention. No, they would never do that.
This four year old kid is supposed to be like a preaching prodigy. Let me repeat this again this kid is four. What does he know about preaching or the way the world works? We're not really religious here at the Black and Brown Blog but somoene has to realize this is a bit out there. I don't even think he can read so how does he look through the Bible to give his sermons?
Its not like his parents would put this kids sermon on Youtube or give interviews with television stations to get some attention. No, they would never do that.
Halle Berry
Damn! It should be illegal to look this good at any age. Halle Berry just celebrated her 45th birthday in a bathing suit. Like fine wine you just get better with age.
Halle if by some remote chance you come across this blog , which will never happen but if you do feel free to comment below or send us an email at blknbr@gmail.com. We could get together and talk about us.
Halle if by some remote chance you come across this blog , which will never happen but if you do feel free to comment below or send us an email at blknbr@gmail.com. We could get together and talk about us.
Line of the Day
"I would be having a better time if I was not stuck with the bitch, the dumb and the ugly."
FUS
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2011/08/16/2011-08-16_texas_man_attacks_bites_woman_while_claiming_to_be_a_vampire_he_said_he_needed_t.html
So this idiot in Texas starts biting and hitting a woman after entering into her apartment. When police arrived this asshole decides to tell him the reason why he attcked the woman. This is word for word I kid you not "I'm a vampire, and I've been alive for over 500 years." Are you fucking kidding me! 'Twilight' is a series of books and movie, Vampire Weekend is a band, 'Interview With the Vampire' is a movie you on the other hand are a complete waste of time. A friend of mine once said "Nothing really good comes out of Texas anymore," and you just proved that point.
So this idiot in Texas starts biting and hitting a woman after entering into her apartment. When police arrived this asshole decides to tell him the reason why he attcked the woman. This is word for word I kid you not "I'm a vampire, and I've been alive for over 500 years." Are you fucking kidding me! 'Twilight' is a series of books and movie, Vampire Weekend is a band, 'Interview With the Vampire' is a movie you on the other hand are a complete waste of time. A friend of mine once said "Nothing really good comes out of Texas anymore," and you just proved that point.
Monday, August 15, 2011
Song of the Week
This week's song is a bit new to me but has been around for a few years now. The song is Exhibit A by Jay Electronica. Most of you know his hit song Exhibit C but this song is just as tough and I'm shocked it did not get more spins. So without any further ado here is the song.
Standards, Prinicples, Whatever
There is a buddy of mine, lets call him never gets laid or ngl for short. Ngl has a set of standards that he does not really stray from when it comes to women. She could have an amazing body but be an average looker and he won't go near her. He always says "I can't sleep with an average looking women, she just isn't my type or my favorite "I'm all about the face."
I have no problem with this except that my buddy as you can tell from his name never gets laid. We always say she wants it and is willing and able to give it you, no one is meeting the parents, you are not getting married and just get it done already. We have begun to ween him off of these high standards but the older a person gets the tougher it is to break old habits.
So what am I trying to say? Friends don't let friends miss out on sex, especially one they are not getting any.
I have no problem with this except that my buddy as you can tell from his name never gets laid. We always say she wants it and is willing and able to give it you, no one is meeting the parents, you are not getting married and just get it done already. We have begun to ween him off of these high standards but the older a person gets the tougher it is to break old habits.
So what am I trying to say? Friends don't let friends miss out on sex, especially one they are not getting any.
FML of the Day
"Today, I was using a public urinal when a man came up to use the one next to me. As he approached, he said, "Friendly spy plane inbound" and pretended to look at my knob." FML
This probably happens to a lot of black guys.
This probably happens to a lot of black guys.
Sunday, August 14, 2011
Favorite Season
Most people have a preference for a season whether it be spring, winter, summer or fall. I don't really have a favorite but I do admire certain parts of these seasons like Christmas and snow in the winter or football in the fall, etc. One season just seems to always try and make a case for that top spot and its coming to and end.
Summer is great for a lot of reasons but one major reason is all the women. I'm not talking about those whales that should be harpooned and thrown back into the water, no sir. I'm talking about the hot females out there wearing their sun dresses, skirts, tight fitting jeans and tank tops. I mean do I really have to go on. Its as if during the rest of the year these women decide to hibernate but when the summer rolls around they are out in full force.
Unfortunately this great time of year is coming to an end and we will have to wait for next year for the showcase. I guess summer is not a bad choice for number one after all.
Summer is great for a lot of reasons but one major reason is all the women. I'm not talking about those whales that should be harpooned and thrown back into the water, no sir. I'm talking about the hot females out there wearing their sun dresses, skirts, tight fitting jeans and tank tops. I mean do I really have to go on. Its as if during the rest of the year these women decide to hibernate but when the summer rolls around they are out in full force.
Unfortunately this great time of year is coming to an end and we will have to wait for next year for the showcase. I guess summer is not a bad choice for number one after all.
FML of the Day
"Today, a downstairs neighbor of mine claimed money from me becuase apparently my dog took a dump on the fire escape, and the poop fell through the gates and on her groceries. I don't have a dog, but I paid the money anyway, because I was too ashamed to tell her it was my husband." FML
Haha... I don't c da joy in that
Haha... I don't c da joy in that
Saturday, August 13, 2011
FUS
http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/blog/dr_saturday/post/Mike-Gundy-sued-for-allegedly-firing-contractor-?urn=ncaaf-wp4909
People still don't realize that Mike Gundy "is a man" and he won't take any crap from anybody. The head football coach at Oklahoma State is being sued becuase the contractor he paid to work on his house was fired for wearing the wrong attire. Now ladies and gentleman what type of attire does a contractor wear to a day of work? a pair of jeans perhaps? Maybe a t-shirt? Or nothing at all? All those would have been better solutions than this. This clown decideds to wear the in-state rival Oklahoma's polo to work. Is it a bit uncalled for Gundy to curse him out, maybe but don't disrespect the man in his house when he is paying you. This contractor has the audacity to say he was dressing in the dark. How about you invest in something called a lightbulb and where is Thomas Edison when you need him? Sorry buddy not only are you out of money but you have just forced me to play a clip from the past.
If the suspense is killing you skip to the 55 second mark of the video.
People still don't realize that Mike Gundy "is a man" and he won't take any crap from anybody. The head football coach at Oklahoma State is being sued becuase the contractor he paid to work on his house was fired for wearing the wrong attire. Now ladies and gentleman what type of attire does a contractor wear to a day of work? a pair of jeans perhaps? Maybe a t-shirt? Or nothing at all? All those would have been better solutions than this. This clown decideds to wear the in-state rival Oklahoma's polo to work. Is it a bit uncalled for Gundy to curse him out, maybe but don't disrespect the man in his house when he is paying you. This contractor has the audacity to say he was dressing in the dark. How about you invest in something called a lightbulb and where is Thomas Edison when you need him? Sorry buddy not only are you out of money but you have just forced me to play a clip from the past.
If the suspense is killing you skip to the 55 second mark of the video.
Where Are The Dalmatians?
http://www.euroweeklynews.com/2011081288641/news/costa-del-sol/billionaire-spanish-duchess-of-alba-85-gives-away-fortune-to-marry.html
Spain's 18th Duchesss of Alba is giving away her wealth becuase she wants to marry for love. Her kids and grandkids don't approve of this relationship becuase they think the 60-year old social worker she is marrying is out for her money.
Okay this might read as superficial but click on the link above and check this Duchess out.Yikes! is not even the word. She probably realized this may be her only chance to find someone to get down with her. This guy could have gone in for the money and now that she has decided to give it away is like "Fuck, now I definitely have to marry Cruella de Vil." Good luck buddy because even after drinking a bottle of Jameson all by yourself she still won't change. Beauty probably is in the Eye of the Beholder but I can't see it.
Spain's 18th Duchesss of Alba is giving away her wealth becuase she wants to marry for love. Her kids and grandkids don't approve of this relationship becuase they think the 60-year old social worker she is marrying is out for her money.
Okay this might read as superficial but click on the link above and check this Duchess out.Yikes! is not even the word. She probably realized this may be her only chance to find someone to get down with her. This guy could have gone in for the money and now that she has decided to give it away is like "Fuck, now I definitely have to marry Cruella de Vil." Good luck buddy because even after drinking a bottle of Jameson all by yourself she still won't change. Beauty probably is in the Eye of the Beholder but I can't see it.
The Geordie Shore
The 'Jersey Shore is popular and imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, whatever but gave me a fucking break. Are you telling me not one person could have come up with a new show or an original idea? Who can really be surprised though because most reality shows are ripoffs of other shows anyway. See for yourself as we bring you the Geordie Shore:
FML of the Day
"Today, my girlfriend of 4 years broke up with me. She took everything, including the kidney I gave her a year ago". FML
Oh wow!! Burn!!
Oh wow!! Burn!!
Friday, August 12, 2011
FUS
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_crime/2011/08/11/2011-08-11_buttslasher_strikes_again_man_who_slices_shopping_women_with_boxcutter_nabs_3_mo.html
Some nut job in Virginia is going around cutting woman and teen girls on the butt with what appears to be a box cutter. What is it with these perverts and degenerates who think it is much more easier to get close to a woman by groping her or assaulting her? In New York City this teenage boy kept going around groping woman he saw in public until he was he was finally caught this past week. This kid is like four foot nothing and probably couldn't fight my little cousin.Guys you need to realize that if you grope, cut, or just go around being socially awkward with woman it won't get you anywhere. If you can't grow a pair and ask a girl out hit the strip club or find a prostitute. The latter may not be legal but at least your prison sentence won't have you changing your name to Tiffany and braiding some guys hair.
Some nut job in Virginia is going around cutting woman and teen girls on the butt with what appears to be a box cutter. What is it with these perverts and degenerates who think it is much more easier to get close to a woman by groping her or assaulting her? In New York City this teenage boy kept going around groping woman he saw in public until he was he was finally caught this past week. This kid is like four foot nothing and probably couldn't fight my little cousin.Guys you need to realize that if you grope, cut, or just go around being socially awkward with woman it won't get you anywhere. If you can't grow a pair and ask a girl out hit the strip club or find a prostitute. The latter may not be legal but at least your prison sentence won't have you changing your name to Tiffany and braiding some guys hair.
FML of the Day
"Today, I learned the reason why my favorite stick of deodorant has been not smelling right for the past two weeks. My dad uses it on his butt crack and balls "to clean up the stank". FML
Better to go with no deodorant.
Better to go with no deodorant.
Thursday, August 11, 2011
Mile High Club
http://news.travel.aol.com/2011/08/08/racy-cathay-pacific-cockpit-pictures-prompt-investigation-video/
I guess this brings whole new meaning to the word cockpit. It seems as a stewardess on a Cathay Pacific plane decided she couldn't wait to blow the pilot or let him get his cock wet. So what does one do when they are faced with this dilema thousands of feet in the air? Just get it on in the cockpit while the plane is on the air.
Yeah you read it right, these two went at it and from the video of the incident and pictures circulating around the web she looks like a people pleaser. If you don't beleive me click on the link above and don't mind the foreign language it just adds to the story.
I guess this brings whole new meaning to the word cockpit. It seems as a stewardess on a Cathay Pacific plane decided she couldn't wait to blow the pilot or let him get his cock wet. So what does one do when they are faced with this dilema thousands of feet in the air? Just get it on in the cockpit while the plane is on the air.
Yeah you read it right, these two went at it and from the video of the incident and pictures circulating around the web she looks like a people pleaser. If you don't beleive me click on the link above and don't mind the foreign language it just adds to the story.
STD Email
http://www.askmen.com/sports/health_500/511_anonymous-std-e-mail.html
So if you're too much of bitch to let somone know face to face or over the phone that you gave them the clap, syphilis or any other type of STD Canada has just found a loophole for you.
Now someone can send an email to six former sex buddies you have been with to break the bad news. So not only did you fuck this person but know you really screw them.
At least an email is better than a text but I wonder what is in one of those emails "I had fun last week but you need to get tested becuase whenyou blew me, my balls which were red and itchy are not supposed to be like that."
So if you're too much of bitch to let somone know face to face or over the phone that you gave them the clap, syphilis or any other type of STD Canada has just found a loophole for you.
Now someone can send an email to six former sex buddies you have been with to break the bad news. So not only did you fuck this person but know you really screw them.
At least an email is better than a text but I wonder what is in one of those emails "I had fun last week but you need to get tested becuase whenyou blew me, my balls which were red and itchy are not supposed to be like that."
FUS
http://www.foxnews.com/health/2011/08/11/olive-garden-diners-in-north-carolina-exposed-to-hepatitis/
An Olive Garden down in North carolina has had to vaccinate a bunch of their cutomers becuase one of the servers has Hepatitis A.
I have only been to an Olive Garden once and it wasn't that bad. Its your run of the mill chain restaurant type food. If I went here though flipping out is not the word I would use. How about fucking flipping out, going bat crazy and praying that there is no way in hell that anybody contracted this disease. What if it comes back that a person did contract it? That lawsuit will start at $100 million and probably keep going up.
I wonder how the restaurant found out the employee had Hepatitis?
An Olive Garden down in North carolina has had to vaccinate a bunch of their cutomers becuase one of the servers has Hepatitis A.
I have only been to an Olive Garden once and it wasn't that bad. Its your run of the mill chain restaurant type food. If I went here though flipping out is not the word I would use. How about fucking flipping out, going bat crazy and praying that there is no way in hell that anybody contracted this disease. What if it comes back that a person did contract it? That lawsuit will start at $100 million and probably keep going up.
I wonder how the restaurant found out the employee had Hepatitis?
FML of the Day
"Today, I took my clothes off in front of my girlfriend for the first time. She made a weird face for a moment, then burst into laughter. She couldn't stop laughing, no matter how hard she tried." FML
Was she naked as well?
Was she naked as well?
Wednesday, August 10, 2011
FUS
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/Wall-Street-falls-as-fear-rb-645618736.html?x=0
This is more like a FUS for the past four of five years but it just keeps getting worst. After yesterday's rebound stocks have really taken a dip today and pretty much everybody is running to the bank taking money out faster then you could say "double-dip recession."
As much as home sales are in the crapper, unemployement is pretty shitty and the economy is well you know. We just put our heads in the sand and just wait for things to get better or just do what most people do, pray to whoever you pray to and hope it gets better.
This is more like a FUS for the past four of five years but it just keeps getting worst. After yesterday's rebound stocks have really taken a dip today and pretty much everybody is running to the bank taking money out faster then you could say "double-dip recession."
As much as home sales are in the crapper, unemployement is pretty shitty and the economy is well you know. We just put our heads in the sand and just wait for things to get better or just do what most people do, pray to whoever you pray to and hope it gets better.
Creepy Guy
Yesterday we covered the guys who go to a club/lounge and have no fun becuase they are always angry. Today we will speak of the creepy guy in the corner who makes you wonder "how did he get in here?"
The reason he gets in is becuase he has money to spend and will buy a couple of drinks and which owner can turn that away unless this guy goes off the deep end. He stays in the corner watching everybody walk by and dance and just stares. Now if you want to go out and just hang out that's cool but making people feel uncomfortable by drinking your drink in the far corner and appearing in the worst places doesn't make you a people's person. When someone starts giving the security the creeps you know that person has to go.
Do us all a favor and stay home and watch re-runs of American Beauty with that weird kid who videotapes plastic bags floating in the wind.
The reason he gets in is becuase he has money to spend and will buy a couple of drinks and which owner can turn that away unless this guy goes off the deep end. He stays in the corner watching everybody walk by and dance and just stares. Now if you want to go out and just hang out that's cool but making people feel uncomfortable by drinking your drink in the far corner and appearing in the worst places doesn't make you a people's person. When someone starts giving the security the creeps you know that person has to go.
Do us all a favor and stay home and watch re-runs of American Beauty with that weird kid who videotapes plastic bags floating in the wind.
FML of the Day
"Today, I was sitting in the hospital waiting area. An old lady was crying, and my five year old daughter asked her, "Are you okay?" The woman quietly nodded, prompting my daughter to scream at the top of her lungs, "Well shut up then!" FML
fiesty 5yr old.
fiesty 5yr old.
Tuesday, August 9, 2011
FUS
Today we did not put much effort into the FUS so bear with us.
Brown man for some reason keeps telling me that Boston Red Sox catcher Jarrod Saltalamacchia's name sounds like "salt on my cockyia." Does it sound like that? Yes. Was it necessary for me to know this? Not really. But now you know this and do with it what you will.
Brown man for some reason keeps telling me that Boston Red Sox catcher Jarrod Saltalamacchia's name sounds like "salt on my cockyia." Does it sound like that? Yes. Was it necessary for me to know this? Not really. But now you know this and do with it what you will.
Guys, Relax When You're Out at the Club/Lounge
Have you ever been to a club and see guys just standing around not having fun just looking around like they are just waiting for something to pop off?
There could be two guys across the bar from each other and both of them are having a shitty time becuase they're not going to hookup with any girl and the ones they could hookup with look like a mix between Jabba the Hut and a hyena, the drinks are watered down and they can't dance if there lives depended on it. So now they see each other and start thinking:
Guy 1: What the fuck is this dude looking at?
Guy 2: This guy better stop looking my way because he don't want it.
Guy 1: Is he smilin at me?
Guy 2: I'm going to show this clown how I do things.
Of course this leads to either both guys getting kicked out the club or just spending the night playing the staring game because neither of them wants to get into fight. So instead of spending money and going home mad just stay home and drink your sorrows away.
There could be two guys across the bar from each other and both of them are having a shitty time becuase they're not going to hookup with any girl and the ones they could hookup with look like a mix between Jabba the Hut and a hyena, the drinks are watered down and they can't dance if there lives depended on it. So now they see each other and start thinking:
Guy 1: What the fuck is this dude looking at?
Guy 2: This guy better stop looking my way because he don't want it.
Guy 1: Is he smilin at me?
Guy 2: I'm going to show this clown how I do things.
Of course this leads to either both guys getting kicked out the club or just spending the night playing the staring game because neither of them wants to get into fight. So instead of spending money and going home mad just stay home and drink your sorrows away.
Black and Brown Blog
Here at the Black and Brown Blog, fans have wondered how do they get in touch with us? Well fear not becuase your questions will now be answered.
You can contact us at blknbr@gmail.com or you can comment at the end of every blog post we put up. Let us know if you hate us, hate the material or if any hot single ladies out there who might want to meet us personally so we can give them a tour of our headquarters. We are here to make this fun but also remember its about you the fans, all six of you.
You can contact us at blknbr@gmail.com or you can comment at the end of every blog post we put up. Let us know if you hate us, hate the material or if any hot single ladies out there who might want to meet us personally so we can give them a tour of our headquarters. We are here to make this fun but also remember its about you the fans, all six of you.
FML of the Day
"Today, I went to Walmart to get some acne cream. As I approached the register, I looked in my wallet for the money. The cashier saw that I didn't have enough money, and before I could say anything, he goes ""Just take it. I've never seen anyone who needs it that much!" FML
nice cashier
nice cashier
Monday, August 8, 2011
National Orgasm Day
I didn't even know orgasms had their own day but I'm really not surprised. Even though it was on July 31 it still has to get its recognition so here is great sex video brought to yoy by College Humor.
Click on the link below becuase neither youtube or College Humpor will let us play the video here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xsbn_GrbtHY&has_verified=1
Click on the link below becuase neither youtube or College Humpor will let us play the video here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xsbn_GrbtHY&has_verified=1
Song of the Week
A roomate used to play this song constantly and sing it in the shower. Lets just say he would not make it past the auditions on American Idol but who are we to judge.
Without any more hesitation we bring you Hollaback Girl by Gwen Stefani
Without any more hesitation we bring you Hollaback Girl by Gwen Stefani
FUS
http://www.newser.com/story/125171/rent-is-too-damn-high-party-leader-facing-eviction-from-new-york-city-apartment.html
Jimmy McMillan of the "Rent is Too Damn High" Party is being evicted out of his Brooklyn apartment because you guessed it his rent is just too damn high.
His landlord wants to get rid of him and find a new tenant who will pay more in rent but McMillan is not going down without a fight.
McMillan says "You don't tell an American how to live."
Jimmy McMillan of the "Rent is Too Damn High" Party is being evicted out of his Brooklyn apartment because you guessed it his rent is just too damn high.
His landlord wants to get rid of him and find a new tenant who will pay more in rent but McMillan is not going down without a fight.
McMillan says "You don't tell an American how to live."
FML of the Day
"Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML
Sunday, August 7, 2011
Male Birth Control
http://www.askmen.com/sports/health_400/499_birth-control-for-men.html#1044
We all know the pros of male birth control, no more worrying if she is on the pill, not wondering if you packed that condom or not and always knowing there won't be a bundle of joy waiting for you nine months from now.
Supposedly in an Indonesian forest there is a leaf that contains the chemical that can create this magic pill.
We here at the Black and Brown Blog still wonder how were they able to find out that it was able to prevent pregnancy. Did a couple of scientists get it in on with the local hotties and realize "Oh shit she has got a bun in the oven. This can't be happening again, we must stop this."
Its the only way to expalin them finding this leaf.
We all know the pros of male birth control, no more worrying if she is on the pill, not wondering if you packed that condom or not and always knowing there won't be a bundle of joy waiting for you nine months from now.
Supposedly in an Indonesian forest there is a leaf that contains the chemical that can create this magic pill.
We here at the Black and Brown Blog still wonder how were they able to find out that it was able to prevent pregnancy. Did a couple of scientists get it in on with the local hotties and realize "Oh shit she has got a bun in the oven. This can't be happening again, we must stop this."
Its the only way to expalin them finding this leaf.
T-Swizzle Back at it Again
Singer Taylor Swift is on her Speak Now Tour and whenever she stops in a new city she plays music from an artist from the area. For example she was in Toronto and played some Alanis Morissette and everyone's favorite teen star Justin Bieber.
So while in Grand Rapids, Michigan she played some Eminem 'Lose Yorself" and Uncle Kracker 'Smile.' Give this girl some credit with just an acoustic guitar she was able to pull it off.
But we will let you be the judge, is it a hit or miss?
Here is how she got the nickname T-Swizzle
So while in Grand Rapids, Michigan she played some Eminem 'Lose Yorself" and Uncle Kracker 'Smile.' Give this girl some credit with just an acoustic guitar she was able to pull it off.
But we will let you be the judge, is it a hit or miss?
Here is how she got the nickname T-Swizzle
FUS
We have a new feature for you here on the Black and Brown Blog. Its called FUS and the acronym stands for Fucked Up Story. We will try to bring you one story a day of something stupid, dumb or just fucked up.
The first story comes from Philadelphia where a woman on the bus gets into in argument with a man over her spanking her kid. Well she decided to take matters into her own hands by calling her buddies and making sure this guy learned his lesson. When I saw this video all I could think of was that old Chappelle Show skit where a he tries to keep it real and gets the snot beat out of him.
The guy in the Phillies jersey is the one who got into the argument. And after he saw those guns he made like USain Bolt and tried to get out of there. That's right these guys brought guns to shoot up the bus.
Here is the Chappelle Show video when 'Keeping it Real Goes Wrong.'
The first story comes from Philadelphia where a woman on the bus gets into in argument with a man over her spanking her kid. Well she decided to take matters into her own hands by calling her buddies and making sure this guy learned his lesson. When I saw this video all I could think of was that old Chappelle Show skit where a he tries to keep it real and gets the snot beat out of him.
The guy in the Phillies jersey is the one who got into the argument. And after he saw those guns he made like USain Bolt and tried to get out of there. That's right these guys brought guns to shoot up the bus.
Here is the Chappelle Show video when 'Keeping it Real Goes Wrong.'
FML of the Day
"Today, my roomate demanded that I dance naked for him as a birthday present. When I declined, he offered to pay me. When I declined again, he stormed off to pout in his room and played really loud depressing music. We're both guys and I have 11 months left on my lease with him." FML
This came from Texas
This came from Texas
Saturday, August 6, 2011
Friday, August 5, 2011
FML of the Day
"Today, my twit of a husband admitted to falling for an internet scam involving a dead foreign politician, the promise of a share in millions of dollars currently stuck in a bank, and him having wired a large amount of our money to "bribe an official." FML
This dude is lying... probably used the money for something else... or he just been had
This dude is lying... probably used the money for something else... or he just been had
Thursday, August 4, 2011
She Wants What?
http://www.askmen.com/dating/curtsmith_500/564_linda-evangelista-child-support.html
Supermodel Linda Evangelista wants the father of her child to pay child support for their four-year- old son. There is nothing wrong with that, as she has the right to ask and he should be a responsible dad.
That is until you hear the crazy numbers she is throwing out there to satisfy her needs. She wants $46,000 a month in child support and wanted $7,500 in monthly vacation expenses which was denied. Not only is she worth about $8 million dollars and made $1.8 million last year but has the audacity to ask for that ridiculous sum. The divorce proceedings and child support system already favor women but when is enough enough.
Her baby daddy Francois-Henri Pinault is a pretty wealthy guy so he can probably afford it but why should he? One thing is for certain this won't be something Salma Hayek, who is married to Pinault will like at all.
Supermodel Linda Evangelista wants the father of her child to pay child support for their four-year- old son. There is nothing wrong with that, as she has the right to ask and he should be a responsible dad.
That is until you hear the crazy numbers she is throwing out there to satisfy her needs. She wants $46,000 a month in child support and wanted $7,500 in monthly vacation expenses which was denied. Not only is she worth about $8 million dollars and made $1.8 million last year but has the audacity to ask for that ridiculous sum. The divorce proceedings and child support system already favor women but when is enough enough.
Her baby daddy Francois-Henri Pinault is a pretty wealthy guy so he can probably afford it but why should he? One thing is for certain this won't be something Salma Hayek, who is married to Pinault will like at all.
Sexy Lady of the Week
This week's winner is a favorite of brown man's NESN reporter Heidi Watney.
Courtesy AP Images
If you hated the Red Sox before, you proabaly still do but watching them becomes more bearable.
If you hated the Red Sox before, you proabaly still do but watching them becomes more bearable.
FML of the Day
"Today, taking the train to work after the worst hangover ever, two immense fat women start talking about rim jobs. I got up to switch cabins just in time for their conversation to switch over to RECEIVING rim jobs. I sprayed puke all over myself and an innocent bystander." FML
yum
yum
Wednesday, August 3, 2011
Hold the Cheese
There are some men out there who will dumb down their standards for women after having a couple of drinks or after clearing out the bar. This is fine becuase there are just times a guy wants to get it in and wants to make sure whatever or whichever lucky lady he does has no place in his memory bank.
What happens when men dumb down their standards when they are not drunk or high? Well I thought no one would ever ask. Last month while stuck in traffic a woman was walking down the street in my direction wearing jean shorts and I was a bit intrigued. That is until this behemoth got close enough for my eyes to cry foul and my penis to almost run in the opposite direction. She was wearing shorts fit for maybe three, had stretch marks and cheese just oozing of her thighs and I began to think, hey lady do you even check in the mirror this morning? I thought this was the end of a very unpleaseant moment but no it did not end there.
Two guys were walking towards her and I could tell they were thinking she could definitely get it. They tried to kick it to her and of course she pretended not to admire it and then checked out her ass as she walked by. At that point I wanted to jump out the car and smack these guys but again to each his own.
I understand the old saying "Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder" but sometimes that beholder has to be shaken and brought back to reality.
What happens when men dumb down their standards when they are not drunk or high? Well I thought no one would ever ask. Last month while stuck in traffic a woman was walking down the street in my direction wearing jean shorts and I was a bit intrigued. That is until this behemoth got close enough for my eyes to cry foul and my penis to almost run in the opposite direction. She was wearing shorts fit for maybe three, had stretch marks and cheese just oozing of her thighs and I began to think, hey lady do you even check in the mirror this morning? I thought this was the end of a very unpleaseant moment but no it did not end there.
Two guys were walking towards her and I could tell they were thinking she could definitely get it. They tried to kick it to her and of course she pretended not to admire it and then checked out her ass as she walked by. At that point I wanted to jump out the car and smack these guys but again to each his own.
I understand the old saying "Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder" but sometimes that beholder has to be shaken and brought back to reality.
Kevin Durant is a Bad Man
Kevin Durant has spent the better part of his off-season playing in summer league tournaments to keep him doing something as the NBA lockout continues for well over a month now.
It would be great if the NBA and the players got together and were able to work out a deal to bring this back to the league instead of being locked out after an unbelievable season.
Now for your viewing pleasure the Kevin Durant Show:
It would be great if the NBA and the players got together and were able to work out a deal to bring this back to the league instead of being locked out after an unbelievable season.
Now for your viewing pleasure the Kevin Durant Show:
Your Fifteen Minutes of Fame Are Over!
http://omg.yahoo.com/blogs/thefamous/spencer-pratt-and-heidi-montag-are-sad-broke-regretful/1819
Former Reality TV stars Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are broke and regretful. Not only have they alienated all their friends but they kind of thought everything will be hunky dory when they first started out.
First off when Montag got all that plastic surgery she tried to be like everyone other blonde wannabe actress in Hollywood. You were adorable, cute and there probably were a bunch of guys who would bone you. But after your face starts to look like a pin cushion and you are married to a guy that is trying to sell sex tapes of your supposed best friend (Lauren Conrad) it just doesn't help.
Spencer has the greatest line in this article. "Reality TV is not a career." Wait you mean all those tapes we have been sending to MTV and VH1 to have a Black and Brown Hour Reality Show won't be a viable career move. Thanks for that one buddy we had no idea.
This is a lesson to all of you out there, if your name is not Ryan Seacrest, the Kardashians, or living it up on the Jersey Shore just pack up and go home because you might end up like these two.
Former Reality TV stars Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are broke and regretful. Not only have they alienated all their friends but they kind of thought everything will be hunky dory when they first started out.
First off when Montag got all that plastic surgery she tried to be like everyone other blonde wannabe actress in Hollywood. You were adorable, cute and there probably were a bunch of guys who would bone you. But after your face starts to look like a pin cushion and you are married to a guy that is trying to sell sex tapes of your supposed best friend (Lauren Conrad) it just doesn't help.
Spencer has the greatest line in this article. "Reality TV is not a career." Wait you mean all those tapes we have been sending to MTV and VH1 to have a Black and Brown Hour Reality Show won't be a viable career move. Thanks for that one buddy we had no idea.
This is a lesson to all of you out there, if your name is not Ryan Seacrest, the Kardashians, or living it up on the Jersey Shore just pack up and go home because you might end up like these two.
FML of the Day
"Today, my grandmother updated her will. Previously, it denied inheritance to family members with non-white spouses, and any mixed-raced children. Now it does the same with politically correct terminology. She then bragged about how accepting she is in front of my Korean husband and our daughter." FML
sum ppl don't believe in mixing.
sum ppl don't believe in mixing.
Tuesday, August 2, 2011
Would you Watch Another Kardashian Sex Tape, but This Time its her Mom?
http://marquee.blogs.cnn.com/2011/08/02/kris-and-bruce-jenner-the-sex-tape/?hpt=hp_t2
Allegedly Kim Kardashian's mom and her husband have a sex tape circulating around on the internet.
Some of you are thinking why would anybody want to watch old people have sex? Well Kris Kardashian could be a good indicator of what Kim's body will look like naked in a couple of years. That got some people's attention, huh? Does her butt still look like an apple bottom or can her breasts still feed a small village? Also Bruce Jenner was a n Olympic swimmer so he must be in somewhat good shape.
Here at the Black and Brown Blog we say good luck you crazy kids becuase if this thing is true and turns out to be bad not even another Kim sex tape can save you. Well maybe.
Allegedly Kim Kardashian's mom and her husband have a sex tape circulating around on the internet.
Some of you are thinking why would anybody want to watch old people have sex? Well Kris Kardashian could be a good indicator of what Kim's body will look like naked in a couple of years. That got some people's attention, huh? Does her butt still look like an apple bottom or can her breasts still feed a small village? Also Bruce Jenner was a n Olympic swimmer so he must be in somewhat good shape.
Here at the Black and Brown Blog we say good luck you crazy kids becuase if this thing is true and turns out to be bad not even another Kim sex tape can save you. Well maybe.
Umenyiora on the Way Out With the Giants?
http://espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/story/_/id/6823465/source-new-york-giants-give-osi-umenyiora-ok-find-trade?campaign=rss&source=ESPNHeadlines
Defensive end Osi Umenyiora and the New York Giants have not been able to come up with a new contract so the team has given his agent permission to look for a possible trade partner.
Umenyiora, who was part of the Giants run to winning Super Bowl 42 has not been pleased with the process in which his contract talks have taken place. In an interview with the Associated Press Umenyiora said "...What really annoys me is the hypocrisy of people clamoring for my head for asking for a new deal or to be traded."
Umenyiora is referring to a conversation he had with GM Jerry Reese in which he wanted to be paid like a top five defensive end if he were a still playing at a high level or be trade to a team that would.
The two time pro-bowler understands a player's career in the NFL is fickle with the departure of Shaun O'Hara and Rich Seubert and also coming off of hip surgery last season.
He met with Reese and head coach Tom Coughlin over the weekend and said progress was made.
Defensive end Osi Umenyiora and the New York Giants have not been able to come up with a new contract so the team has given his agent permission to look for a possible trade partner.
Umenyiora, who was part of the Giants run to winning Super Bowl 42 has not been pleased with the process in which his contract talks have taken place. In an interview with the Associated Press Umenyiora said "...What really annoys me is the hypocrisy of people clamoring for my head for asking for a new deal or to be traded."
Umenyiora is referring to a conversation he had with GM Jerry Reese in which he wanted to be paid like a top five defensive end if he were a still playing at a high level or be trade to a team that would.
The two time pro-bowler understands a player's career in the NFL is fickle with the departure of Shaun O'Hara and Rich Seubert and also coming off of hip surgery last season.
He met with Reese and head coach Tom Coughlin over the weekend and said progress was made.
FML of the Day
"Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" everytime we have sex.
Haha
Haha
Monday, August 1, 2011
Randy Moss Announces his Retirement
http://www.foxnews.com/sports/2011/08/01/randy-moss-retiring-from-nfl-says-agent/
After 13 prolific seasons in the NFL Randy Moss will not return for his 14th.
His career was clouded at times with on the field and off the field antics but when he brought his game, he was a menace to defenses everywhere.
After resurrecting his career with the New England Patriots after two disastrous seasons with the Oakland Raiders from 2004-2006, Moss returned to his Pro Bowl status. The Patriots then traded him last season to the Minnesota Vikings who later cut him and was signed by the Tennessee Titans. It was a dissapointing campaign for Moss as his season just could not get on track.
Probabaly a future Hall of Famer, Randy Moss will go down as one of the greatest receivers to play the game.
Here are some highlights from Moss' career:
After 13 prolific seasons in the NFL Randy Moss will not return for his 14th.
His career was clouded at times with on the field and off the field antics but when he brought his game, he was a menace to defenses everywhere.
After resurrecting his career with the New England Patriots after two disastrous seasons with the Oakland Raiders from 2004-2006, Moss returned to his Pro Bowl status. The Patriots then traded him last season to the Minnesota Vikings who later cut him and was signed by the Tennessee Titans. It was a dissapointing campaign for Moss as his season just could not get on track.
Probabaly a future Hall of Famer, Randy Moss will go down as one of the greatest receivers to play the game.
Here are some highlights from Moss' career:
Cromartie is Staying With the Jets
http://blog.newyorkjets.com/2011/08/01/jets-antonio-cromartie-reach-agreement/
The New York Jets and Antoni Cromartie agree on a deal to bring the cornerback back to the team.
After losing out on Nmandi Asomugha to the Philadelphia Eagles the Jets have made a huge splash in the free agent market to bring back Cromartie and wideout Santonia Holmes and bring in Plaxico Burress.
After back to back years of losing in the AFC Championship game the Jets look like their on a mission to win it all this year.
The New York Jets and Antoni Cromartie agree on a deal to bring the cornerback back to the team.
After losing out on Nmandi Asomugha to the Philadelphia Eagles the Jets have made a huge splash in the free agent market to bring back Cromartie and wideout Santonia Holmes and bring in Plaxico Burress.
After back to back years of losing in the AFC Championship game the Jets look like their on a mission to win it all this year.
Song of the Week
This song goes out to brown man who told me about this song last week. Not only is it a party song but also a nice pick me up when haters get you down.
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