Line Of The Day

"All women have been jizzed on, so I never understood why they pretend they're too good to get jizzed on again."

All I did was ask him how was work.

Sexy Lady Of The Week

I was watching "Chicago Fire" last night and saw this hot piece of you know what walk into my life and almost take my heart. Okay maybe I went overboard there but she definitely is smokin'. Her name is Monica Raymund with a dash of Dominican sprinkled in.

                                                                       AP

FML Of The Day

"Today, I found out that there's something my new wife hates more than spiders. Black people." FML

I don't know how I feel about this one.

We're Back... We'll Sort Of

We know , we know it's been too long since our last post. Fortunately or unfortunately depending on how you look at it our fans, all one of them wanted us to start writing again. Thanks mom! So here we go again.