Party Spot

We have a new feature to this blog and it's called Party Spot. We will try to bring you a new bar, club or lounge that we plan to visit or have already visited. No we are not getting paid for it but if anyone out there is willing to donate funds that would be much obliged.

With this being New Year's weekend many people have already chosen where they will go. For those still deciding Kiss and Fly located in the Meatpacking District is still open. Yes it is a pricey but if the world ends next year you could say you live it up before then. Friends of the blog will be heading over there but it's not like you will recognize them so don't even bother introducing yourself.

Line Of The Day

"I feel like robbing you..."

This was said to me by a friend of mine. Some friends I have.

Happy New Year

The blog will be going on hiatus for the New Year's weekend. Have fun this weekend but most importantly be safe and stay focused. See you next week.

FML Of The Day

"Today, I found out my boyfriend has been using my moisturiser as lube when he wanks. It's $90 per bottle." FML

She deserves it for having a $90 lotion.

The Wingwoman

All of you have heard of the wingman and his duties. He can help his buddy get laid, work a group a women to make his buddy look better and most importantly play defense when he has to fend off the annoying friend who wants to go home early. But there is a new phenomena sweeping bars and lounges all across the world, the wingwoman.

The wingwoman can do things that a wingman can't do. She can diffuse a sitaution in which you look like the creep in the corner just ogling a group of women. She can make you actually look like a functional human being that you really are not. Also tell me one woman that won't feel a bit more comfortable talking to a sexy woman than your buddy who might be drooling all over himself at the moment with Cheetos stains on his shirt?

Unfortunately many men don't have too many good looking female friends they can turn to. And the ones they can turn to might be the ones they want to sleep with. You could turn to an agency a pay for a wingwoman but that's $100-$400 that you could spend getting trashed with your buddies and giving them one more shot. What are friends for?

Line Of The Day

"I like the holiday themed porn.. it's a nice touch."

Sh** Black Girls Say/Sh** Girls Say

Check out these two videos in which two guys impersontae women. It will definitely make you laugh but don't take my word for it just waych. Don't worry there will be something coming out about Sh** Boys Say/Sh** Black Boys Say. Don't forget where you heard it first.

FML Of The Day

"Today, I learned if you've slept with your soon to be step-brother you should tell your family. If you don't, he may blurt it out while drunk at a family barbecue." FML

Texas, need I say more?

Sexy Lady Of The Week

I was watching Transformers awhile back and just got lost all in Megan Fox. I mean she could have been reciting the alphabet and I would have thought it was the smartest thing ever said. But there is a person who will go nameless that tried to convince me that she was not that good looking. All I will say is that person also writes for this blog, enough said.

New Year's Resolution

Most people try and make one ranging from losing weight, becoming better people or some nonsense likethat. Name one person you know who keeps up with their resolution? Don't worry I'll wait.

A friend of mine told me someone said they had their resolution planned like a couple months back. So I asked what I thought was a reasonabe question, "why does that person not just start it already?" The response to that was "well its not New Year's Day yet." Why do people wait to make resolutions when they could just start them at the moment right then and there? This still boggles the mind.

You want to lose weight for the New Year do you? Every gym membership is going to go through the roof the first week but then as February sneaks around the corner watch gyms across the country turn into a buffett at a Weight Watcher's meeting, empty and bare.  I actually did not realize that line was going to work that well.

Do I think people should stop making New Year's Resolutions? Yes I do. But if you do decide to make one please stick to it and don't cloud my Facebook page with them because you and I both know they are just empty promises.

Who Killed Hip-Hop You Ask?

When Nas said hip-hop was dead a lot of people thought he was crazy and just way off base. That is until I saw this video by this so-called rapper Bangs and his video "Take U To Da Movies." If anyone ever asks you who killed the genre formally known as rap/hip-hop just play this for them. After that burn the evidence.

Line Of The Day

"Its called the American dream because you gotta be asleep to believe it."

FML Of The Day

"Today I was driving home from work when I saw the woman in the car in front of me throw something out the window. Only when it landed on my windshield did I realize what it was. A bloody tampon." FML

Only in NY... no one better ever complain about nothing I throw out the window.

Friends With Benefits Exit Strategy

I have always been told how to get into a friends with benefits sitaution. I have been told how to work it out so both of you get what you want and keep it going all peachy. But no one ever told me how to end one of these if things get sour or I find someone better. You may ask why do I want to know this? Knowledege is power people.

Should I move to another city, state, or country? Should I start speaking another language and pretend like english is not my first one? Should I develop amnesia because just like whiplash after a car crash who can really prove otherwise?

So if anyone out there has an exit startegy pleasse let me know. Last thing we all want is someone ending things horribly and now the person left in the aftermath becomes your problem.

Song Of The Week

The song of the week is Loca People by Sak Noel. Someone told me you don't really know what they are saying but the visual is just awesome. So hopefully you like this song and maybe you hear it this week during one of your end of the year parties.

Happy Hanukkah Day 8

The eight gifts we would like to have for Hanukkah.

8. Scarlett Johansson
7. Different owners for the New York Mets
6. World Peace. Don't scoff at the idea, it's possible.
5. More people reading this blog. But we certainly do appreciate the one who follows us, thanks mom!
4. The Giants beating the Jets and making the playoffs.
3. A Dreidel
2. Find us someone who actually celebrates Kwanza.
1. A Great New Year!

Line Of The Day

"I know jewish people but there all jewish."

This was a friends response to meeting someone who is half-muslim and half-jewish.

FML Of The Day

"Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg." FML

lol.. its all fun and games until you break a leg again!

Happy Hanukkah Day 6

The eight gifts we would like to have for Hanukkah.

8. Scarlett Johansson
7. Different owners for the New York Mets
6. World Peace. Don't scoff at the idea, it's possible.
5. More people reading this blog. But we certainly do appreciate the one who follows us, thanks mom!
4. The Giants beating the Jets and making the playoffs.
3. A Dreidel

Merry Christmas

From us here at the Black and Brown Blog we would just like to wish everyone a Merry Christmas out there. Have fun, be safe and enjoy the time you will spend with family and friends.

Happy Hanukkah Day 4

The eight gifts we would like to have for Hanukkah.

8. Scarlett Johansson
7. Different owners for the New York Mets
6. World Peace. Don't scoff at the idea, it's possible.
5. More people reading this blog. But we certainly do appreciate the one who follows us, thanks mom!

FML Of The Day

"Today, I was wanking and starting thinking about why the Simpsons are yellow, and how that came to be. I haven't been laid in 4 years and my ADD is so crippling that I can't jack off." FML

Now that's add... someone needs a hooker.

Line Of The Day

"This hoodie adds about 20 lbs... looks like a brown snowman."

Sexy Lady Of The Week

Rashida Jones has been on a couple of hit comedy shows from "The Office" to "Parks and Recreation" and was also on that show a couple of years back "Boston Public." She is also the daughter of Quincy Jones which means she has some rhythm to go with it all. Now point out a guy who does not like that triple threat in a woman and I will point out a man with no soul or personality.

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Happy Hanukkah Day 3

The eight gifts we would like to have for Hanukkah.

8. Scarlett Johansson
7. Different owners for the New York Mets
6. World Peace. Don't scoff at the idea, it's possible.

Line Of The Day

"Best way to wake up early: go to sleep slightly hungry."

FML Of The Day

"Today, my boyfriend told me love is like a drug. I started tearing up because this is the most romantic he has been in a while. He then went on to break up with me, telling me that my "prescription is up." FML

Haha... as I was reading I was hoping he'd say that! Lol

The Way Women Judge Men

http://m.askmen.com/dating/curtsmith_500/561_the-six-sixes.html

So the link above is supposed to be the criteria by which women judge men. Of course we all know that this could vary from female to female but here are the Six Sixes that they are looking for.

A Six Figure Salary
Last time I checked we were in a recession and unemployment was at around 10%. If you could find someone with a job then you are in luck.

At Least Six Feet Tall
The avergae male is like 5'9'' so unless she is scouting the NBA or her man is okay with wearing stilts this could be a problem.

At Least 600 Horsepower In His Car
A friend of mine looked at this and said "when women learn to drive then we will talk." His words not mine.

A Six-Pack Abdomen
Everyone should strive to be healthy but she better not ask of him what she does not ask of herself.

At Least Six Months Since Last Relationship
Who puts a timetable on breaking up? Now I know who does.

At Least Six Inches Below The Belt
First off not every guy walking this planet is a pornstar or carrying a man shank for a penis. Second, if that's the case then women should have at least C-cup breats, a pretty face, nice legs and a butt you can place a soda can on.

Do you disagree or do you think there should be more tacked on to the current list. Let us know in the comments section below or email us at blknbr@gmail.com.

Happy Hanukkah Day 2

The eight gifts we would like to have for Hanukkah.

8. Scarlett Johansson
7. Different owners for the New York Mets

Line Of The Day

"U know how they say homophobic.. how come ppl who are pro gay are not called homophyllic?

This line came from a person who studied biology in college so please feel free to draw your own conclusions.

FML Of The Day

"Today, I grabbed some lotion to have a good wank. However, I'd got it a bit wrong in my rush to spurt my man-mush into an old gym sock, and had picked up some concentrated bronzer. I now have neon-orange hands and genitals." FML

Wat is dis shit about old gym socks? He deserved it!!

Happy Hanukkah

With the start of Hanukkah beginning as of sunset today and ends on Dec. 28 we wanted to give our eight gifts that we would like over the next week plus. Yes we know that we are not Jewish and in no way are we trying to make fun of the holiday.

8. Scarlett Johansson

Should Rapping Or Singing In Public Be Banned?

Now this guy clearly knows he is not only off tune but making a fool of himself. Imagine sitting on a train after a rough day and having to sit through this even though you just want to relax and get home as quickly as possible. Give him credit though this is funny and now he will be a internet sensation and probably make way more than anybody working a 9-5. Who does not love that?

FML Of The Day

"Today, I found out, that when our son is mad at us, he squeezes the top of his shoulder pimples and sprinkles it on our food." FML

ewwwwww don't fuk with ppls food.

Line Of The Day

"How close is brown man returns to batman returns?"

Songs Of The Week

As you can tell from the title there is not only one song of the week but two. First we start of with Young Jeezy whose album "TM 103" which drops today. One song of the album that we like is I Do featuring Jay-Z and Andre 3000. Just to let you know we like the song but are in no way shape or form ready to say I do.

One of the most underrated rappers in the game Common drops his album "The Dreamer, The Believer" today as well. This is his ninth album and it just brings all of the good things we associate with Common and just good old conscious rap. Here is the song Celebrate and go out there and purchase these two albums if you like them.

Tupac Back From The Dead Again!

http://www.nme.com/news/various-artists/61048

Line Of The Day

Person A: I'm not hearing good things man; I hear she is two-faced.

Person B: So? Fuck the pretty one!

Sexy Girl Of The Week

                                                               Sarah Shahi

Don't drool on the screen!

Distracted Much?

It's always interesting to see the cops fuck up especially in cases like this. He dropped his pen so he tried to pick it up and ended up a utility pole. The cop didn't even have a scratch so its ok laugh it up!

Song Of The Week

Happy 22nd Birthday to Taylor Swift!

Line Of The Day

"If God don't like ugly then why the fuck do you go to church every Sunday?"

Christmas Arrives Early This Year

Imagine unwrapping these presents.

FML Of The Day

"Today, my boyfriend decided that vaginal, oral, and anal sex are starting to get boring. Let's just say that my armpit is now drenched in lube. I'm afraid of what he's going to want to try once he gets bored of this." FML

i dunno how u go from anal to armpit... i wud think da former is a lot tighter...

Does This Commercial Make You Want To Buy A Car?

Everytime this commercial comes on I think who is running out and buying Hyundais? Just because someone can put some lyrics together and a beat does not mean a commercial should be made out of it. I know your argument will be if that's the case just because someone could put some words together does not mean they should write a blog either. And now the tune is just stuck in my head.

No More Twitter Updates... For Now

http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/2011/11/paulina-gretzky-waynes-daughter-deletes-racy-twitter-on-dads-suggestion.html

We don't have a twitter account but we do know of the work Paulina Gretzky does on her own. Unfortunately the "Great One" has put the kabash on that little joy many look forward to everyday. I can understand where Wayne Gretzky is coming from because what self-respecting dad wants to know that millions of dudes everywhere are wacking off to their daughter? Just in case some of you were never graced with those pictures you might want to google her. What are we saying you probably did that already.

This Actually Makes Sense

Only if we could all follow this man's advice the world would be a better place.

No Booty Calls?

http://wonderwall.msn.com/entertainment/rihanna-i-dont-get-any-booty-calls-1654023.story

This story is a couple of weeks old but it is still worth mentioning. Rihanna says she does not get any booty calls and being single really sucks. We can't believe that she does not even get one call to get inside her forbidden fruit. This women is sexy as heck and not one guy is willing to visit pound town is highly suspect. But there are two men who are willing to take one for the team and call her for some late night singing sessions. The black and brown men are up to the challenge and hopefully she can find love in a blogger's place.

Here is a picture from the former sexy lady of the week.

Daily News

Line Of The Day

"Once you go brown, you just go around."

Song Of The Week

Since I heard this song late last week I can't stop playing it. The replay button on YouTube might have to be repaired by now. The song is You Da One by Rihanna and I think it is really good. So give it a listen and hopefully you feel the same.

A Different Type Of Mile High Club... Not Cool

http://news.yahoo.com/man-accused-child-porn-plane-mass-court-130016795.html

What is with all these people in positions of power checking out kiddie porn? Whether it be teachers, professors, coaches or religious leaders these guys have to get a clue. This idiot decides to figuratively and probably literally whip out his child porn stash and watch it on the plane in first class. If I ever flew first class I would sit back sip on the free drinks and hope the flight never ended.

Dancing At The Gym

I have never heard anything good about Planet Fitness. Most of my friends say Planet Fitness is one of the worst if not the worst gyms to go to. One of my buddies actually quit his membership because the "aura" of the place made him not want to go. I don't know but that might be more on him and not the gym. This lady might get some pople to stop mocking this place and give it a second look.

PS- This is a great video for all of you who might  hibernate this winter and decide not to work out. If she can make it fun so can you.

The Group Dynamic

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Everyone one has certain people in their group that fit into some sort of category. We either like, love, or hate these characteristics that make up the so called group personality. But when it comes together it can make for some really good times.

The Token Black Guy
You usually have one of these in the group unless you live in a place where black people are scarce or you are affiliated with the Ku Klux Klan. If that is the case then this is not really for you. The token black guy does not really have to say much and if there is another one around you become the best of friends.

The Loud Mouth
This person usually walks into the room like they own the place. Usually that is a good thing because they automatically become the life of the party but they also can get you into fights because they are loud mouths, enough said.

The Ladies Man
Do I have to really explain why this person is so great? For the sake of this post I will digress. This man will bring the ladies in no matter how sloppy the rest of his crew is. Even if he can't get you inside the enchanted playland he can always tell you how great it is to be him.

Mr. Personality
This person is so awesome because they know everybody and are willing to talk to everyone. Walking down the street with them is like walking down the red carpet of a movie premiere because everyone stops them just to talk. Also they usually have the inside track on a lot of parties and that is pretty cool.

These are just some examples of the people who make up the group dynamic. Let us know some of the people who make up yours.

Line Of The Day

"The vertical smile is possible but it takes sum convincing to enter a girls's chocolate factory."

Pick Up Etiquette

I was out at this club last week with some of my buddies. It had been a long time since we had seen each other so it was nice for us to get out and have some fun. Of course when you are out and about with your friends one of the first things that comes up is the opposite sex and which one of them at the moment can you strike up a conversation with. Well one of my friends had an opportunity but it did not turn out the way he would have liked it too.

After getting some drinks this lady comes over and starts striking a conversation up with sed buddy and we all start looking around like he is about to get it in. She is dancing with him and they seem to be hitting it off but there seems to be something missing. It is as if his effort at the moment is not at 100% and that was not cool. He is about to get laid and at worse get a number but he is just not bringing his A game.

After we leave this club she starts to walk with us and out of nowhere blurts out "I don't think he can handle me because I'm too sexy." At this point I wonder if anyone got the license plate to that truck because he just got run over? We all know she was a bit angry because he was not trying hard enough and that remark did not help his confidence at all. Let's just say he did not get her number and that was the topic of conversation the following day.

So the question I pose to you is should we as his friends done more to help him or did we do more than enough by stayng away and letting him work his magic? If you don't want to comment below you can always send us an email at blknbr@gmail.com.

FML Of The Day

"Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles." FML

I guess she is ready fo the painting.

Line Of The Day

"Whenever I need advice I go to a female, then do the exact opposite."

How Much Does A Husband Sell For?

http://games.yahoo.com/blogs/plugged-in/frustrated-wife-puts-gamer-husband-sale-craigslist-192001926.html

So what does a wife do when her husband plays Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 all day? Well try and trade or sell him off to some other sucker and get her money's worth that's what. I just wonder what would happen if he decided she started to piss him off and wanted to turn the tables on her? Not only is he sleeping on the couch but probably making love to his hand a whole lot. You have to love her quote ""We didn't think we would get any responses at all, but we've gotten so many." I don't think he signed up to be sold off. 

When Robbing A Motel Goes Wrong

In the video above a man tries to rob a motel in California and almost gets away with it. Well that is until he turns his back and the manger grabs him and starts yelling for help. Luckily for him there were two guests staying there for a Martial Arts Convention in town there to help out. You would think that might be the end to this post but not even close.

After showing the video to my mother she started to criticize the robber for not doing a good job of getting away with the money. She said and I quote "How stupid do you have to be to get wrestled to the ground by a manager and the karate kids when you have a gun?" Ladies and gentlemen this is the woman who has raised me from a wee little lad to the person I am today. I guess it explains a lot.

Line Of The Day

"Is it me or is porn getting betr n betr?"

Sexy Lady Of The Week

In honor of Thanksgiving we thought it would only be fair to name a woman who not only is sexy but a master in the kitchen as well. This week's lady is the host of "Top Chef" Padma Lakshmi. Imagine her cooking for you in nothing but an apron? You're welcome for the mental picture.

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Happy Thanksgiving!

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Most people probably spend the week leading up to Thanksgiving preparing for the meal on the big day and the guests who might show up to their home. Others might get ready for the slate of NFL and college basketball games on the television. While some think about what they are going to buy on Black Friday or what party they might attend the night before Thanksgiving. No matter what you are planning try to remember all those who are less fortunate then yourself and all the things we should all be thankful for. From all of us here at the Black and Brown Blog have a Happy Thanksgiving!

Song Of The Week

This week's song is by Minus the Bear and it's called Absinthe Party at the Fly Honey Warehouse. I know, I know long name but the song is good.

Happy Birthday Leo!

http://wonderwall.msn.com/movies/leonardo-dicaprio-romance-retrospective-16350.gallery#!wallState=0__%2Fmovies%2Fleonardo-dicaprio-romance-retrospective-16350.gallery%3FphotoId%3D69445

After clicking the link above I see why Leonardo DiCaprio gets the movies he does. All the directors and producers may want him for his acting chops, yeah, his box office draw, maybe but I know why they really want him. It is because he might bring one of these hot women with him. This guy does not miss when it comes to women. Dating down for him is like dating up for 99% of men out there. Here is to you sir as you celebrate your birthday and all the women that celebrate with you.

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Line Of The Day

"I don't want to date a guy with an anaconda for a dick. I would like to keep my box intact."

Dancing With The Stars

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I don't watch many reality shows but I do watch a few. One I never bothered watching was Dancing With The Stars but that all changed on Monday.

While visiting my cousin and aunt they were watching the show. Since I was a guest there was no way I could even mention "can someone change the channel?" After watching some of these people dance I started to get into it. Don't laugh you know women love men who can dance so why not watch the show.

Especially that Derek Hough who is a professional dancer and the brother of Julianne Hough. If you don't know who she is look her up it will be well worth it. This guy could dance and because of that I'm looking into some dancing classes. I will never be good as them but it could be fun.

Don't judge me.

Song Of The Week

There was a different song picked out for this week but we decided to pay our respects. Hip-hop legend Heavy D passed away earlier today at the age of 44. So here a couple of tunes and we hope you like it.

Line Of The Day

"I'm not a racist. I hate everybody equally."

Orgasm Causes Amnesia

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/ondeadline/post/2011/10/woman-54-suffers-amnesia-after-great-sex/1?csp=obnetwork

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Now all men and women want to have earth shattering orgasms. Many never get to experience it and some know how to hit that magic spot. But is there ever a time when it could really be mind blowing?

Well the lady in the story above had such great sex that she temporarily suffered from amnesia. Now I want to pat this husband on the back and say good job buddy. But let me play devil's advocate for a second. If she had amnesia does she really remember if it was good or not? It's like 50 First Dates in which you have to keep reminding her of everything. Now if I could just find a girl who will admit to amnseia to make me look a lot better in bed.

Tebow Mania Might Have Hit The Skids

Dead Spin

 I'm not going to talk about Tebow's horrible performance against the Detroit Lions last Sunday. No buddy. Today it is all about his hot girlfriend and how he is supposedly not poking her because of his Christian values. When I told this to my brother he said "so what, it's his choice if he wants to go out with a girl and not have sex with her." I agree with this 100% but then I got the thinking. If you want to go on a diet do you buy a triple chocolate fudge cake with icing on top? Unless your on a diet to put on weight I think not. He is a 6'3'' and 250 pound beast of a man. Just imagine the thing she wants him to do to her. Just imagine the things he would do to her.

Bieber Is Spreading His Seed

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-500185_162-20128870/justin-bieber-a-daddy-fan-claims-her-baby-is-his/

Unlike most guys I'm a big fan of J. Biebs as I like to call him. Now since all three of our followers have left I will continue. This bitch sees dollar signs all over him and decides this is her big break. Even if she is lying he might have to pay her hush money so she doesn't go on television and start spreading more gossip. And if these reports are true and he was getting it in with this broad then good for him. I'm not one to have kids all across the country because I have no way of paying for child support but he does. He sings about it all the time:
Baby, baby, baby oooh
Like baby, baby, baby nooo
Like baby, baby, baby oooh
I thought you'd always be mine.

So now he just might finally get his wish. This girl better watch her back because those Bielieber fans are ruthless.

Check out this freestyle:

Line Of The Day

"I dangle balls around women's heads just about every night. They take the money off the dresser and nobody makes a big deal about it."

Line Of The Day

"Young, dumb, and full of cum."

Sexy Lady Of The Week

This week's sexy lady is Dreya Michelle who is currently on the VH1 show Basketball Wives: LA, has been in music videos and is also a model. Supposedly she was a stripper as well so you know what that means...? "A lady in the streets but a freak in the sheets." I might be in love after finding this week's lady and better yet it might be time for me to settle down. You might be saying but what about rushing into something to soon or the fact that she has a kid? Forget all that and just look at the picture below.

Made Men

Pull Up Your Pants

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Now I'm going to start this post by saying I'm no angel nor saint. I will check out a girl with a nice ass or amazing breasts and I won't deny that. But there are sometimes when looking can become detrimental to your health.

While taking the train home this girl in front of me has her jeans sagging down so that you could see her ass crack. Don't worry you didn't miss much except for me throwing up in my mouth. She was a couple of donuts short of a diet and did not look good. It was like the scene in movies when the plumber or the repair man bend over and all you see is the other side of the moon.

The sad part is that no one had the heart to tell her that she was exposing herself and not in a good way. I saw one lady look at her in disgust and make one of those faces that only a mother would make. Is it wrong that she was ridiculed? Maybe. Is it her fault for not being aware that during this type of weather she can't realize that her ass is half out? Definitely.

Line Of The Day

"Another day another dollar. Damn whoever came up with that should give me more because it feels like another week!"

Song Of The Week

This week's song blew up and just caught everybody off-guard whether they liked it or not. It has been a year since this song has had major radio play and the artist behind the song really has not done much but don't tell that to her proud parents. This week's song is "Whip My Hair" by Willow Smith.

Walking In NYC

While walking by a couple the guy says "I was using facts and all she could do was say things that did not make sense." The female just nodded her head and kept listening. She knew as well as I that he has no idea how to argue with woman and that is why he will never win an argument. It's not like men in particular win many arguments anyway when it comes to the opposite sex.

Line Of The Day

"When people try to argue that guns kill people I always ask them do pencils make mistakes?"

Oh No, They're Getting A Divorce!

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/kim-kardashian-expected-file-divorce-reports-165805125.html

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They're marriage won't even make it past the bet we made here at the Black and Brown Blog.

So Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphires or as I like to call them K&K have filed for divorce. Well she filed and he had no idea it was coming. Most if not everyone are not really surprised by this but how can people start taking Kim seriously? I know most people if they got paid $17 million would get married and file for divorce if it meant a big payday but this is out of control. I said to a guy today hey now she is back on the market and he said "Why would I touch that she probably has herpes." She is now a punchline!

Now I start to think of her as what others think she is, a cum receptacle. Pretty much a cum guzzler that guys use and move on to the next girl, the one they really want to marry. Now you're saying "wait didn't Humphries want to marry her?" Yes he did and look where that got him. Reggie Bush said peace out, Ray J said no way and who knows what happened between her and Miles Austin.

If doing this on a regular basis is cool for her go ahead but she is not 35 and has already been divorced twice already. That is not a good look. But what do I know because you are millions richer and I write about you. So the joke is on me right?

Time To Pick A Sport

http://www.businessinsider.com/bibi-jones-agent-mlb-clients-2011-10

Pornstar Bibi Jones says an agent would use her to meet baseball players so he could sign them as potential clients. She said she slept with about ten of these players and thinks some of those guys signed with the agent. I always said I should play a sport because women LOVE athletes. I can't play a sport to save my life but this article gave me a great idea. Why not become an agent or be friends with an athlete? Not only are they surrounded by girls all the time but if the numbers become too much to handle maybe I get to run the bases. If you know what I mean.

FUS

http://news.yahoo.com/utah-mom-pleads-guilty-virginity-sale-case-183836340.html

This story is the reason why there should be a law banning dumb people from having kids. If not a law there should be a license just like there is for getting married. And the perverts who want to take this girl's virginity or see naked pictures of her are complete tools. This girl first wanted to do it but then realized maybe having sex with guys old enough to be your grandpa is not really a good idea. Bravo to the boyfriend of the lady who turned her in.

FUS= Fucked Up Story

Pregnant Art

http://news.yahoo.com/nyc-artist-plans-birth-performance-art-063307582.html?bouchon=501,ny

We here at the Black and Brown Blog are not very artsy. We know this and don't pretend otherwise but we know somethings that can be considered art. Heidi Klum, a great party and the New York Giants winning the Super Bowl are all works of art. A woman giving birth for the world to see is tough to put into that conversation. Giving birth is great because of the whole cycle of life but come on. Did no one see Knocked Up or all those documentaries on women going into labor in health class? I guess this beats dog poop on a canvas.

Performance art-

A form of theatrical art featuring the activity of the artist and works presented in a variety of media.

 

That definition are for those who might be wondering.

Song Of The Week

There is this tune out there by Morgan Page called In The Air which has been remixed by Mord Fustang. The remix just took this song to a whole another level. Give it a listen and trust me this song will be in your playlist if it is not there already.

Line Of The Day

"You know how there are girls out there who say they are bi-curious and make out with other girls? It's as if they want the steak but don't mind settling for sushi at the moment. Me on the other hand I never wanted to try the steak and will stick with sushi."

Squashing

I saw this and thought what is wrong with some people? Yes there is sexual liberation and all that jazz but one slip and she can crush his chest. I guess this is just like those people who like eating shit out of a cup or like smelling someone's fart that gets them off. I guess its true what they say "different strokes for different folks."

Would You Like Waffles With That Brawl?

The video above is a good reason why I have only been to a Waffle House once and will probably never go back. Most people want to sit down and enjoy a meal not get the crap beat out of them or become the victims of a murder. So to all Waffle Houses until you clean this up you will lose out on my business but lets be serious you were not looking forward to it anyway.

FUS

VERNON, Conn. (AP) - A Connecticut woman is returning to court to face allegations she phoned in bomb threats to banks to prevent her husband from inquiring about their money problems.
     Forty-five-year-old Nicolina McLean of Coventry is to appear in Rockville Superior Court on Monday, after having her first in-depth meeting with her public defender. She hasn't yet entered pleas to three felony threatening charges. Police say McLean hid the loss of her job and money problems
from her husband for nearly a year. When he began noticing the troubles and planned to go to their
bank to ask questions, police say McLean called in bogus bomb threats to two banks in Coventry and another in Mansfield last month. McLean's public defender declined to comment on the allegations. She's being held on $45,000 bail.


So what do you do after losing your job and ran up massive debt that you are hiding from your husband? Well if you had no idea before maybe you can take a cue from the lady above who for a year did not tell her husband she lost her job and the financial trouble they were in. Also why not throw in some fake bomb threats because everyone is going to have a laugh afterwards. Listen crazy lady your not Lucy Arnaz and that only happens on television or the movies. The biggest question I had was how does she keep it away from her husband for so long? Has he not checked their bank statements, records and accounts over the past year? If not than he deserves the financial shit storm coming his way.

FUS= Fucked Up Story

Race Cars Leading The Way

If you don't think that is the coolest thing you have ever seen then you are crazy or just not a fun person to be around. Growing up with Hot Wheels in the house is so awesome and to make a whole track out of it is even better. To be honest this dad has a lot of time on his hands but if you saw the end result you would say it was well worth it. That best part is that it is supposed to help raise money for a charity "Hope for Gabe."

Sexy Lady Of The Week

This week we have the daughter of a great player so she has to be top notch. Paulina Gretzky has made her way onto the blog, daughter of Wayne "Great One" Gretzky. For those who don't know he played hockey in the NHL. She is the oldest of his kids and by the looks of her she is all grown up. She has a music career in the works but even if that does not work out she could always be a model.

Bleacher Report

The Captain vs. Interesting Man

Has anyone seen those commercials with the "The Most Interesting Man in The World" and "Captain Morgan" guys? Of course you have because there on like every other commercial. I keep thinking that they are silently battling with one another to see who will win the hearts, minds, and drink orders for the night. So we have a couple of commercials below and you tell us what is your choice of drink and which commercial is better?

Has anyone ever really had a sip of Dos Equis beer? I don't know of anyone who has.

Sleeping Beast

So I have never done a live interview early in the morning but working early is something I have done. Those early mornings are tough so making fun of Harry Belafonte is not easy. But and you know there was a but coming, he had to know that this was going to be early. Drink some coffee, down a red bull, have someone wake you before the cameras pan over to you while you hibernate. He has been in the game a lot longer than I have and for him not to have a back up plan just leaves me shaking my head.

What About The Kids?

AP Images

Everyone likes a good stripper or pornstar, well men do. But do we ever take a step back and think about the damage it will cause to the children of these performers?

What if little Johnny decided to bring in mommy's g-string for show and tell? His mom would definitely be in some hot water but on the bright side he would be the only kid in class he knows what a stripper pole looks like. What if during health class little Suzie asked the teacher does she prefer missionary position or reverse cowgirl? Let's be serious that's a good question and we all would like to know the answer.

The next time you put a dollar bill down a strippers thong or decide to jerkoff to Backdoor Milfs 7 remember there is a kid out there. Yeah, that's it. We can't come up with something witty all the time.

Ryan Gosling Is...

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When this name is uttered around women they began to get a little wet, more horney and more sexually attracted to sed name. No its not the black and brown name they are after it is Ryan Gosling. It reminds me of they way women used to talk about Johnny Depp or Leonardo DiCaprio in their heyday. What are we saying these guys still get it in.

Asking a female friend of ours what made Gosling so attractive and all she could do was recite his name back to as if she were an echo. Then she started to drool, like literally foam at the mouth. Like seriously bitchthere are people around us! The other day on the television someone asked is George Clooney's days over as Mr. Hollywood and is Ryan Gosling ready to take the crown? Clooney has put in years of work and he is ready to take it just like that.

Is it because he is a good actor? Maybe because he has fame and celebrity? Or is it the self-confidence that he oozes that so many women seem to love? We at the Black and Brown Blog are not hating. We just want to know what he does so we can emulate it too. Mr. Gosling if you ever read this which you never will, write a book or host a seminar because we will be the first ones in line.

Song Of The Week

I was perusing through YouTube, yes perusing this week and I found this song which is pretty funny. I never heard of it before but it's amazing how just clicking on one song can lead a person to a whole bunch of others. So this week's song is caled "My Dick" by Mickey Avalon.

Sexy Lady Of The Week

This week's pick comes from halfway around the world. I was talking to a friend of mine and was told about this Indian actress named Ankita Lokhande and how he only watched soap operas because of her. She is new on the acting scene and hits on the web shot up after she made her first appearance. As you can see here at the black and brown blog we try to diversify our portfolio.

PS: She is married but don't fret because there are about a billion people living in India and there is bound to be another good looking lady around.

Crazy Guy Rides The J Train

If you just looked at the title of the blog post you would have said "yeah so what's the big deal?" Well if you watched the video above you realize that in NYC nothing is out of the ordinary. Well this one just might have made you do a double take. A lot pf kids try to surf the train but usually they get off before the it leaves the station but this guy must not have got the memo. And the first thing people do is not contact the train crew but take out their phones and start recording.

PS: You have to love the line "he has done his before, he is a professional." I will have to admit that he really did look like a professional.

Line Of The Day

"The Eagles are 1-4, Jets are 2-3, the Yankees and Phillies lost in the first round of the playoffs. This really must be Christmas."

Song Of The Week

This week's song is by B.O.B ft Rivers Cuomo the lead singer from Weezer and its called Magic. Hopefully this gets your day going but you really don't need it with this nice weather we have been having.

This Is the Greatest Letter Ever Written

http://cavemancircus.com/2011/08/15/ive-posted-this-before-but-it-worth-reposting-again-and-again-the-best-damn-divorce-letter-ever/?utm_source=theslingshot&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=the-best-damn-divorce-letter-ever

AP Images

Most people have been there, when you feel lousy after a break up and think there is no hope in sight. Have you ever thought about writing your feelings down on paper? You probably just saw your significant other and couldn't breathe. Maybe you two still slap skins here and there while you try to look for someone new to cuddle with at night. Well this guy decided to tell his ex-wife how he is getting over her. I don't know if this is true or not but this letter is so great that it goes down in the Hall of Fame of letters because this man is a writer. Emily Dickinson who?, Robert Frost, never heard of him, Leo Tolstoy, doesn't he make cookies?  

PS: He smashed any chance of them ever getting back together, literally and figuratively.

Make It Rain

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/chicago/rich-fan-heather-graham-zac-efron-drops-135k-120242065.html?bouchon=602,il

If I had a billion dollars there are a bunch of things I would do. Since I don't I sit back and watch what guys with that type of money do. Apparently spending large amonuts of money in terms of alcohol to stars Heather Graham and Zac Efron is just what this rich Russian billionaire did. The list includes:

Two bottles of Grey Goose: $1,250
Two bottles of Dom Perignon: $2,500
Four bottles of Cristal: $4,000
Three bottles of Laurent Perrier: $4,800

And that's not even the end of it. He even tipped the waitress well.


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PS: I may not be a big time movie star or a man with a lot going for him at the moment but if you could throw me a couple thousand that would really be appreciated.

FUS

http://rivals.yahoo.com/highschool/blog/prep_rally/post/Ohio-player-pricks-foes-in-handshake-line-force?urn=highschool-wp6797

So after a winning a football game this little prick decided to stick it to his opponents. No, really he had a tack in his hand while congratulating the team and sent them to the hospital to get tetanus shots. What is wrong with you? I'm guessing you thought no one would see the blood dripping down their hands. Maybe they would assume the sharp pain they felt was just in their minds and that some clown wasn't trying to injure them after the game. You assumed alright but the only ass here is you.

FUS= Fucked Up Story

Sexy Lady Of The Week

Erin Andrew's is at the top of every guy's list of sexy sideline reporters. And if women were honest with you they would say that she would crack their top ten as well. She is definitely a talented reporter but if she read the alphabet to me I would not even care. Whether it's her body, face, or just smile you really can't go wrong with Ms. Andrews. Many have tried to take the crown and one day she will have to step down but until then you are our sexy lady of the week.

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Body Issue

http://www.thepostgame.com/blog/list/201110/who-will-bare-all-new-body-issue-espn-magazine

For the past couple of years ESPN has decided to have athletes from all over the world bare it all for their magazine. As I was going through the list of the names I thought Hope Solo, no brainer, Steven Jackson probably has a body carved out of granite and then I got to Jose Reyes. It's not that I don't think he is not in shape even though he can't seem to stay healthy for a whole season. But how do they pick which athletes show up in birthday suits for this isssue? Reyes is not one of first guys I would have picked but then again In just write this carppy blog.

PS: Check out tennis pro Vera Zvonareva who not only is working on her Masters in International Economics but is also known to be a hot head at times. Just the way I like them athletic, smart and a bit on the crazy side.

Song Of The Week

Styles P. is probably one of the most underrated rappers in the game today. A friend of mine once asked why is he not more mainstream when he is better then 90% of the rappers out there? I really didn't have an answer for him. But you can check out for yourself if he is underrated by getting his album "Master of Ceremonies" which drops today. Here is a song from that album called "Harsh" featuring Rick Ross and Busta Rhymes.

She Was After The Money The Whole Time

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Some of you might have heard about the alleged rumors that Ashton Kutcher cheated on Demi Moore. Kutcher has been denying this but all reports say that he and Moore are getting ready for a big divorce in the neighborhood of $290 million. If this is true than that sucks but what bothers me is the gold-digger who got in between their relationship. Supposedly this broad has hired a high powered attorney. To do what? You're not guilty of anything, right? But here is the kicker, she is looking for a big payout from television networks looking for her side of the story. And here friends are blaming Kutcher because they love Demi and can't believe he would do something like this. How about I can't believe you opened up your legs and let him enter the promise land. How about not acting like a whore and taking the first rich cock that comes your way. No pun  intended. And of course her friends will defend her but if the shoe was on the other foot they would be ready to bash your fucking head in. You probably destroyed a marriage and will still be the dirty slut you always were. I hope you're happy.

No Six Pack For Me

http://www.torontosun.com/2011/09/26/canadian-boys-want-average-bodies-study




AP Images

 These kids have no idea about being in shape. They haven't even hit puberty yet so what do they really know. Let them hit high school and college and realize that most of the jocks and guys in shape are getting laid and they will change their minds. And who does a study with only 32 people and thinks that all of Canada supports this? Oh Canada!

Sexy Lady Of The Week

We are a bit shocked it took this long for this lady to make the blog but the wait is finally over. Rihanna just shot a music video in which she was wearing bandanas which are supposed to make a swim suit. A farmer got so angry with her attire or lack thereof that he halted production of the music video. See for yourselves and you decide if this is a bit too much.

P.S- Rihanna if you want to wear less that is fine by us.

Daily News

FUS

The video below is another prime example of  why this country is screwed. These kids in Brooklyn decide that they are going to settle their argument by shooting it out. From up the block you can tell a fight is going to happen but instead of other kids getting out of the way they decide to stay and watch a fight. They start to run for their lives when shots ring out. The crazy thing is I used to go to the high school in the area.
FUS= Fucked Up Story

Dad Drops Kid For Foul Ball

I understand you want to catch a foul ball but wtf man. You drop your daughter to try and catch a baseball that you can buy at any sporting goods store for about $10. It's not like it was a diamond, platinum, or gold encrusted baseball. Do you see the death stare his wife gave him after he dropped his kid? The announcers were speaking Taiwanese but you don't need to understand them to see what she is thinking. She could burn a hole right through this clown. Too bad you didn't catch that ball because it would have kept you company on that couch for the forseeable future.

Stop Playing Dead

http://rivals.yahoo.com/highschool/blog/prep_rally/post/Coach-forces-bus-into-bizarre-cemetery-stop-afte?urn=highschool-wp6405

So what do you do when your team loses a tough game? Yell at them and make them understand how bad they played, put your arm around them and say you will get them next time or take them to a cemetery and force them to lie down on graves? The only reasonable answer would have to be the last one, duh.
Hey coach, did you think that no one would find out about this? No one in their right mind would do that but of course you think that you are Vince Lombardi. You should have stayed at that cemetery because your career at this school is pretty much dead.

Words

http://www.newser.com/story/126186/mankini-retweet-sexting-and-other-words-added-to-the-oxford-english-dictionary.html

The Oxford English Dictionary just added some new words to their dictionary which includes about 65,000 words at the moment. Some of the words include mankini (as you can see above), retweet and  sexting. I always wanted to know how they decided which words would actaully go into the dictionary and what the process was like? Do you have any words that should be in the dictionary or some that should have never seen the light of day? Let us know and we will put them up.

Line of the Day

"If everybody is fucking dimes, who got all these ugly bitches pregnant?"

FUS

http://www.newser.com/story/125953/woman-faces-10-years-for-stealing-150-can-of-beer.html

At first I thought ten years for stealing a can of beer is a bit harsh. Then I realized who steals beer a fourth grader can buy with their lunch money? Well the broad in this story of course. Not only did she steal this but she was also busted for Grand Theft back in 2004. Too bad for you there is no beer in prison but with the time you will spend in there you could definitely learn how to make some good brew.

FUS= Fucked Up Story

Line of the Day

"If drinking and driving is illegal, then why do people always drive to bars?"

J. Cole

Usually we put song of the week out on Mondays but today is a little different. J. Cole's album "Cole World: The Sideline Story" dropped today. This guy has been putting out mixtapes but his debut album is finally here. Go get that album if you can.

Tattoo Mishap

Win a Stanley Cup, check. Drink out of the Cup, check. Party hard and take the Cup for a tour, check. Get a tattoo and have it spelled wrong, check. Wait what? Well as you can see above Brad Marchand got a tattoo after the Boston Bruins won the Stanley Cup but the only problem was that champions was spelled with an a and not an o. After someone pointed it out to him Marchand says he got it fixed immediately but that is pretty funny though. I just wonder how many guys get a tattoo after winning the Super Bowl, NBA Championship, MLB trophy or after having sex? It could happen.