Line Of The Day

"Would you put up a video of you masturbating?"


That is definitely a clown question, bro.

Man Creates A Way For People To Take Shower Without Water

http://news.yahoo.com/south-african-innovator-takes-water-showering-145153650.html

So this student in South Africa has invented a way for people to take showers without having to use water. When I first heard this I thought that's some creativity. But then after reading further you realize the reason he came up with this is because his roomate was lazy and not willing to take a shower. A shower does not have to take hours, a good 10-15 minutes should get the job done unless you were mud wrestling then that could be a longer process. I wonder if his roomate gets some credit for developing the idea because all the great ones need a muse.

FML Of The Day

"Today, while sitting on the toilet, I noticed there was no toilet paper left, so I dug through my purse to use my one and only pad as a substitute. It clogged the toilet, and I started my period ten minutes later." FML

Disaster on top of disaster

Underground Artist Wednesday

This week we have hip-hop group Pac Div from California. This week's song is "Anti-Freeze" which was sampled by Maino and Lloyd Banks as well. In this heat we definitely need something to cool us down.

FML Of The Day

"Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he." FML

Karma is a whore bitch!

Line Of The Day

Today we will do things a bit differently as a friend of ours decided to send us the ghetto word of the day, enjoy.

"Omelette"- I should punch you for what you just said, but omelette it go this time.

Song Of The Week

A couple of days ago VH1's Classic Albums had an episode featuring Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers and their album "Damn The Torpedoes." It's pretty amazing to hear the work and ideas that go into making music and this was no different. Petty said the song "Don't Do Me Like That" was kind of inspired by his dad because whenever he would do something his dad disagreed with the phrase "don't do me like that" would be uttered.

FML Of The Day

"Today, a homeless man tried to sell me a 'magic-one-finger-glove.' It was a used condom." FML

I'd give him money to take the shit away from me.

Eddie Curry Should Not Be Given A Ring, Period!

Ball Junkie

As I'm watching the Miami Heat championship celebration with all their fans and half the team's front office wearing nerdy glasses, that's a story for another day. But what what really got me pissed off and angry was Eddie Curry participating like he helped in some way.

I bet you half the team if not all of them had no idea Curry was even on the team. They probably thought was a fan got great seats to watch the game from the bench. Second-year player Dexter Pittman and rookie Norris Cole did more during the season and playoffs then this guy. Brian Cardinal gets a lot of flack for being an overpaid bum but at least I saw him play during the Dallas Mavericks run to the NBA Finals last season. He even got the nickname the "Custodian" because he actually puts in work unlike the out of shape, non-basketball playing Eddie Curry.

Does it bug me that he was a former Knick and now has a ring? Yes it does but I would congratulate if he actually did something. The picture above illustrates what he has done for the past couple of seasons, sit on the bench and get a front row seat to good basketball.

Sidenote- Can somebody tell me why he was interviewed during the celebration? He did nothing to contribute.

Line Of The Day

"I need you to pat me on the back cause I can't reach because I'm too sore."

Underground Artist Wednesday

Bronze Radio Return is a band from Hartford, Connecticut and played at the recent SXSW music festival. One of the songs that I have been listening to recently is Shake! Shake! Shake! which is also the name of their album. So give it a listen and you know where you heard it first. If not on this blog then disregard the place you heard it before and now we are first. 

FML Of The Day

"Today, I found out that my husband and my cat have something in common, they both like to lick themselves." FML

Eewwwww.

Line Of The Day

"Wtf is this shit about 6 stolen bases in one day? I need Ricky Henderson for this type of shit."


We have a fantasy baseball owner in some distress.

FML Of The Day

"Today, I found out that my wife and two teenage daugters' periods are all one week after the other. I am living in hell almost every single day." FML

That doesn't make sense... Women living together usually synchronize. Look at me pretending to know what I'm talking about.

Sexy Lady Of The Week

Some months back we posted  Roshni Chopra as our sexy lady of the week. This time around her sister Gurleen Chopra makes the cut. We know what your thinking "but we never heard of her before." Well that's why we are here to open your mind and eyes to the many diamonds in the rough out there. If you have any ideas for sexy ladies send them to us at blknbr@gmail.com  but please don't create an avatar or cartoon because as flattered as we would be, you could do better.

Santabanta

Line Of The Day

"Work hard, play harder, sleep hardest."

"Yes, no maybe?"


Good try but maybe you should leave this to the professionals.

FML Of The Day

"Today, I was cashiering, and a customer's change came to $5.51. She looked pretty stinking rich, so I just gave her $5.50. She demanded the extra penny, and I asked if she really needed it. She said, "No, but they do, asshole," and dropped her $5.51 in the charity donating box." FML

That's a good comeback... smart and rich.

Underground Artist Wednesday

Schoolboy Q is a west coast rapper who is making a name for himself in the game right now. In his latest song featuring another up and coming rapper A$AP Rocky he delivers "Hands On The Wheel," which is sampled from Kid Cudi's "Pursuit Of Happiness." If you're in the NYC area Schoolboy Q will be performing at Central Park on June 25 with Childish Gambino.

Line Of The Day

"I told her no! I like her face to my penis."

FML Of The Day

"Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why having sex with him was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty Pringles can." FML

Who to blame?

Song Of The Week

Daniel Bedingfield might sound familiar to most of you because not only did he have a couple of hits not too long ago he is also the brother of Natasha Bedingfield. He released a new video called "Rocks Off" and is ready to introduce his music to new fans. Here is one of his earlier hit singles "Gotta Get Thru This."

Line Of The Day

Person 1: "My shoulder still hurts from when you hit me with that baseball bat."

Person 2: "I know right, my shoulder hurts from all the swinging I did."

FML Of The Day

"Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo." FML

That would work.

Would You Be Her Girlfriend?

So everybody's favorite pop singer Justin Bieber has a new single out called "Boyfriend." I'm pretty sure you have heard it even though you probably could care less. Of course someone had to make a cover called "Girlfriend" and I must admit it was very good. It probably is better than the original in my opinion. It brings to mind women that pretend to be girlfriends but really are psychopaths in disguise.

Line Of The Day

"I'm tired of this artsy movie like porn shit! Can they please just fuck already? Don't get me wrong I like a good plot but sometimes they just need to get on with it already. This soft lovey dovey fucking sucks!"

This man is passionate about his porn but I wish there was a way to direct that anger towards something productive. Maybe a director?

FML Of The Day

"Today, I was in a business meeting. I was showing a powerpoint to my boss and a few other associates. Then a notification popped up in the middle of my presentation reminding me that I needed to renew my porn hub subscription." FML

Never subscribe.

Line of The Day

"I like the holiday themed porn... It's a nice touch."

FML Of The Day

"Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started crying. Despite my pleas for her to stop and attempts to comfort her, she insisted that she continue. I feel like a monster." FML 

This is not funny.

Song Of The Week

I heard this song over the weekend and knew it had to go up on the blog. It is a song a couple of years old by Belgium singer Stromae called "Alorse on Danse" or as many of us will interpret it "I Love Dance." If you didn't like dancing before this song you definitely will after listening to it. There is an english version to this but this is good enough.