Line Of The Day

"If God don't like ugly then why the fuck do you go to church every Sunday?"

Christmas Arrives Early This Year

Imagine unwrapping these presents.

FML Of The Day

"Today, my boyfriend decided that vaginal, oral, and anal sex are starting to get boring. Let's just say that my armpit is now drenched in lube. I'm afraid of what he's going to want to try once he gets bored of this." FML

i dunno how u go from anal to armpit... i wud think da former is a lot tighter...

Does This Commercial Make You Want To Buy A Car?

Everytime this commercial comes on I think who is running out and buying Hyundais? Just because someone can put some lyrics together and a beat does not mean a commercial should be made out of it. I know your argument will be if that's the case just because someone could put some words together does not mean they should write a blog either. And now the tune is just stuck in my head.

No More Twitter Updates... For Now

http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/2011/11/paulina-gretzky-waynes-daughter-deletes-racy-twitter-on-dads-suggestion.html

We don't have a twitter account but we do know of the work Paulina Gretzky does on her own. Unfortunately the "Great One" has put the kabash on that little joy many look forward to everyday. I can understand where Wayne Gretzky is coming from because what self-respecting dad wants to know that millions of dudes everywhere are wacking off to their daughter? Just in case some of you were never graced with those pictures you might want to google her. What are we saying you probably did that already.

This Actually Makes Sense

Only if we could all follow this man's advice the world would be a better place.

No Booty Calls?

http://wonderwall.msn.com/entertainment/rihanna-i-dont-get-any-booty-calls-1654023.story

This story is a couple of weeks old but it is still worth mentioning. Rihanna says she does not get any booty calls and being single really sucks. We can't believe that she does not even get one call to get inside her forbidden fruit. This women is sexy as heck and not one guy is willing to visit pound town is highly suspect. But there are two men who are willing to take one for the team and call her for some late night singing sessions. The black and brown men are up to the challenge and hopefully she can find love in a blogger's place.

Here is a picture from the former sexy lady of the week.

Daily News

Line Of The Day

"Once you go brown, you just go around."

Song Of The Week

Since I heard this song late last week I can't stop playing it. The replay button on YouTube might have to be repaired by now. The song is You Da One by Rihanna and I think it is really good. So give it a listen and hopefully you feel the same.

A Different Type Of Mile High Club... Not Cool

http://news.yahoo.com/man-accused-child-porn-plane-mass-court-130016795.html

What is with all these people in positions of power checking out kiddie porn? Whether it be teachers, professors, coaches or religious leaders these guys have to get a clue. This idiot decides to figuratively and probably literally whip out his child porn stash and watch it on the plane in first class. If I ever flew first class I would sit back sip on the free drinks and hope the flight never ended.

Dancing At The Gym

I have never heard anything good about Planet Fitness. Most of my friends say Planet Fitness is one of the worst if not the worst gyms to go to. One of my buddies actually quit his membership because the "aura" of the place made him not want to go. I don't know but that might be more on him and not the gym. This lady might get some pople to stop mocking this place and give it a second look.

PS- This is a great video for all of you who might  hibernate this winter and decide not to work out. If she can make it fun so can you.

The Group Dynamic

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Everyone one has certain people in their group that fit into some sort of category. We either like, love, or hate these characteristics that make up the so called group personality. But when it comes together it can make for some really good times.

The Token Black Guy
You usually have one of these in the group unless you live in a place where black people are scarce or you are affiliated with the Ku Klux Klan. If that is the case then this is not really for you. The token black guy does not really have to say much and if there is another one around you become the best of friends.

The Loud Mouth
This person usually walks into the room like they own the place. Usually that is a good thing because they automatically become the life of the party but they also can get you into fights because they are loud mouths, enough said.

The Ladies Man
Do I have to really explain why this person is so great? For the sake of this post I will digress. This man will bring the ladies in no matter how sloppy the rest of his crew is. Even if he can't get you inside the enchanted playland he can always tell you how great it is to be him.

Mr. Personality
This person is so awesome because they know everybody and are willing to talk to everyone. Walking down the street with them is like walking down the red carpet of a movie premiere because everyone stops them just to talk. Also they usually have the inside track on a lot of parties and that is pretty cool.

These are just some examples of the people who make up the group dynamic. Let us know some of the people who make up yours.

Line Of The Day

"The vertical smile is possible but it takes sum convincing to enter a girls's chocolate factory."

Pick Up Etiquette

I was out at this club last week with some of my buddies. It had been a long time since we had seen each other so it was nice for us to get out and have some fun. Of course when you are out and about with your friends one of the first things that comes up is the opposite sex and which one of them at the moment can you strike up a conversation with. Well one of my friends had an opportunity but it did not turn out the way he would have liked it too.

After getting some drinks this lady comes over and starts striking a conversation up with sed buddy and we all start looking around like he is about to get it in. She is dancing with him and they seem to be hitting it off but there seems to be something missing. It is as if his effort at the moment is not at 100% and that was not cool. He is about to get laid and at worse get a number but he is just not bringing his A game.

After we leave this club she starts to walk with us and out of nowhere blurts out "I don't think he can handle me because I'm too sexy." At this point I wonder if anyone got the license plate to that truck because he just got run over? We all know she was a bit angry because he was not trying hard enough and that remark did not help his confidence at all. Let's just say he did not get her number and that was the topic of conversation the following day.

So the question I pose to you is should we as his friends done more to help him or did we do more than enough by stayng away and letting him work his magic? If you don't want to comment below you can always send us an email at blknbr@gmail.com.

FML Of The Day

"Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles." FML

I guess she is ready fo the painting.

Line Of The Day

"Whenever I need advice I go to a female, then do the exact opposite."

How Much Does A Husband Sell For?

http://games.yahoo.com/blogs/plugged-in/frustrated-wife-puts-gamer-husband-sale-craigslist-192001926.html

So what does a wife do when her husband plays Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 all day? Well try and trade or sell him off to some other sucker and get her money's worth that's what. I just wonder what would happen if he decided she started to piss him off and wanted to turn the tables on her? Not only is he sleeping on the couch but probably making love to his hand a whole lot. You have to love her quote ""We didn't think we would get any responses at all, but we've gotten so many." I don't think he signed up to be sold off. 

When Robbing A Motel Goes Wrong

In the video above a man tries to rob a motel in California and almost gets away with it. Well that is until he turns his back and the manger grabs him and starts yelling for help. Luckily for him there were two guests staying there for a Martial Arts Convention in town there to help out. You would think that might be the end to this post but not even close.

After showing the video to my mother she started to criticize the robber for not doing a good job of getting away with the money. She said and I quote "How stupid do you have to be to get wrestled to the ground by a manager and the karate kids when you have a gun?" Ladies and gentlemen this is the woman who has raised me from a wee little lad to the person I am today. I guess it explains a lot.

Line Of The Day

"Is it me or is porn getting betr n betr?"

Sexy Lady Of The Week

In honor of Thanksgiving we thought it would only be fair to name a woman who not only is sexy but a master in the kitchen as well. This week's lady is the host of "Top Chef" Padma Lakshmi. Imagine her cooking for you in nothing but an apron? You're welcome for the mental picture.

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Happy Thanksgiving!

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Most people probably spend the week leading up to Thanksgiving preparing for the meal on the big day and the guests who might show up to their home. Others might get ready for the slate of NFL and college basketball games on the television. While some think about what they are going to buy on Black Friday or what party they might attend the night before Thanksgiving. No matter what you are planning try to remember all those who are less fortunate then yourself and all the things we should all be thankful for. From all of us here at the Black and Brown Blog have a Happy Thanksgiving!

Song Of The Week

This week's song is by Minus the Bear and it's called Absinthe Party at the Fly Honey Warehouse. I know, I know long name but the song is good.

Happy Birthday Leo!

http://wonderwall.msn.com/movies/leonardo-dicaprio-romance-retrospective-16350.gallery#!wallState=0__%2Fmovies%2Fleonardo-dicaprio-romance-retrospective-16350.gallery%3FphotoId%3D69445

After clicking the link above I see why Leonardo DiCaprio gets the movies he does. All the directors and producers may want him for his acting chops, yeah, his box office draw, maybe but I know why they really want him. It is because he might bring one of these hot women with him. This guy does not miss when it comes to women. Dating down for him is like dating up for 99% of men out there. Here is to you sir as you celebrate your birthday and all the women that celebrate with you.

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Line Of The Day

"I don't want to date a guy with an anaconda for a dick. I would like to keep my box intact."

Dancing With The Stars

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I don't watch many reality shows but I do watch a few. One I never bothered watching was Dancing With The Stars but that all changed on Monday.

While visiting my cousin and aunt they were watching the show. Since I was a guest there was no way I could even mention "can someone change the channel?" After watching some of these people dance I started to get into it. Don't laugh you know women love men who can dance so why not watch the show.

Especially that Derek Hough who is a professional dancer and the brother of Julianne Hough. If you don't know who she is look her up it will be well worth it. This guy could dance and because of that I'm looking into some dancing classes. I will never be good as them but it could be fun.

Don't judge me.

Song Of The Week

There was a different song picked out for this week but we decided to pay our respects. Hip-hop legend Heavy D passed away earlier today at the age of 44. So here a couple of tunes and we hope you like it.

Line Of The Day

"I'm not a racist. I hate everybody equally."

Orgasm Causes Amnesia

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/ondeadline/post/2011/10/woman-54-suffers-amnesia-after-great-sex/1?csp=obnetwork

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Now all men and women want to have earth shattering orgasms. Many never get to experience it and some know how to hit that magic spot. But is there ever a time when it could really be mind blowing?

Well the lady in the story above had such great sex that she temporarily suffered from amnesia. Now I want to pat this husband on the back and say good job buddy. But let me play devil's advocate for a second. If she had amnesia does she really remember if it was good or not? It's like 50 First Dates in which you have to keep reminding her of everything. Now if I could just find a girl who will admit to amnseia to make me look a lot better in bed.

Tebow Mania Might Have Hit The Skids

Dead Spin

 I'm not going to talk about Tebow's horrible performance against the Detroit Lions last Sunday. No buddy. Today it is all about his hot girlfriend and how he is supposedly not poking her because of his Christian values. When I told this to my brother he said "so what, it's his choice if he wants to go out with a girl and not have sex with her." I agree with this 100% but then I got the thinking. If you want to go on a diet do you buy a triple chocolate fudge cake with icing on top? Unless your on a diet to put on weight I think not. He is a 6'3'' and 250 pound beast of a man. Just imagine the thing she wants him to do to her. Just imagine the things he would do to her.

Bieber Is Spreading His Seed

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-500185_162-20128870/justin-bieber-a-daddy-fan-claims-her-baby-is-his/

Unlike most guys I'm a big fan of J. Biebs as I like to call him. Now since all three of our followers have left I will continue. This bitch sees dollar signs all over him and decides this is her big break. Even if she is lying he might have to pay her hush money so she doesn't go on television and start spreading more gossip. And if these reports are true and he was getting it in with this broad then good for him. I'm not one to have kids all across the country because I have no way of paying for child support but he does. He sings about it all the time:
Baby, baby, baby oooh
Like baby, baby, baby nooo
Like baby, baby, baby oooh
I thought you'd always be mine.

So now he just might finally get his wish. This girl better watch her back because those Bielieber fans are ruthless.

Check out this freestyle:

Line Of The Day

"I dangle balls around women's heads just about every night. They take the money off the dresser and nobody makes a big deal about it."

Line Of The Day

"Young, dumb, and full of cum."

Sexy Lady Of The Week

This week's sexy lady is Dreya Michelle who is currently on the VH1 show Basketball Wives: LA, has been in music videos and is also a model. Supposedly she was a stripper as well so you know what that means...? "A lady in the streets but a freak in the sheets." I might be in love after finding this week's lady and better yet it might be time for me to settle down. You might be saying but what about rushing into something to soon or the fact that she has a kid? Forget all that and just look at the picture below.

Made Men

Pull Up Your Pants

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Now I'm going to start this post by saying I'm no angel nor saint. I will check out a girl with a nice ass or amazing breasts and I won't deny that. But there are sometimes when looking can become detrimental to your health.

While taking the train home this girl in front of me has her jeans sagging down so that you could see her ass crack. Don't worry you didn't miss much except for me throwing up in my mouth. She was a couple of donuts short of a diet and did not look good. It was like the scene in movies when the plumber or the repair man bend over and all you see is the other side of the moon.

The sad part is that no one had the heart to tell her that she was exposing herself and not in a good way. I saw one lady look at her in disgust and make one of those faces that only a mother would make. Is it wrong that she was ridiculed? Maybe. Is it her fault for not being aware that during this type of weather she can't realize that her ass is half out? Definitely.

Line Of The Day

"Another day another dollar. Damn whoever came up with that should give me more because it feels like another week!"

Song Of The Week

This week's song blew up and just caught everybody off-guard whether they liked it or not. It has been a year since this song has had major radio play and the artist behind the song really has not done much but don't tell that to her proud parents. This week's song is "Whip My Hair" by Willow Smith.

Walking In NYC

While walking by a couple the guy says "I was using facts and all she could do was say things that did not make sense." The female just nodded her head and kept listening. She knew as well as I that he has no idea how to argue with woman and that is why he will never win an argument. It's not like men in particular win many arguments anyway when it comes to the opposite sex.